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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
no jail time
elected president from a jail cell
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Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
Robert E. Lee is no longer in favor, and, in fact, died badly fighting uphill

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Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011


lmao

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup

Buddykins posted:

was it the best flavor of clif bar - white macademia

Nah, peanut butter buzz or whatever it's called.

MLK Ultra
Mar 9, 2021


kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016




fighhting to get on jury selection to post that gif and this vid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6JjmNGET68

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

RBC
Nov 23, 2007

IM STILL SPENDING MONEY FROM 1888
I like generals that don't fight uphill.

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

Lmao s e s h

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



alnilam posted:

never fight uphill me boys

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



i think it's become my favorite trump moment. i can't believe we're 9+ years into TRUMP and he's still delivering new GOAT moments

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

triple sulk posted:

i think it's become my favorite trump moment. i can't believe we're 9+ years into TRUMP and he's still delivering new GOAT moments

i don't think anything will top the burger party for me, but yeah the gettysburg address is a close second

Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008

kaleedity posted:

can't wait to hear from the new npr correspondent:


wow mr biden

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Joementum posted:

i don't think anything will top the burger party for me, but yeah the gettysburg address is a close second

that makes sense and i guess if we're strictly talking moments where he says something it's easily #1

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

hes had so many good moments i cant pick just one

RBC
Nov 23, 2007

IM STILL SPENDING MONEY FROM 1888
the worst rain, in terms of wetness

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

i think the hardest i ever laughed was when he tweeted out IM JUST TRYING TO STOP THE WORLD FROM KILLING ITSELF during the pandemic like some lelouch-like anime character

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

El Palo Mota posted:

Toopf

Stupid Jimmy Kimmel, who still hasn’t recovered from his horrendous performance and big ratings drop as Host of The Academy Awards, especially when he showed he suffered from TDS, commonly known as TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME, to the entire World by reading on air my TRUTH about how bad a job he was doing that night, right before he stumbled through announcing the biggest award of all, “Picture of the Year.” It was a CLASSIC CHOKE, one of the biggest ever in show business, and to top it off, he forgot to say the famous and mandatory line, “AND THE WINNER IS.” Instead he stammered around as he opened the envelope. Supposedly his wife, and even management, begged him not to do it, “DON’T READ HIS TRUTH, JIMMY, PLEASE DON’T DO THIS,” they said. He was made to look like a FOOL, which he is, and at the same time go down in Television History as the WORST HOST EVER OF THE ONCE VAUNTED ACADEMY AWARDS!

lol, so all Kimmel did was put Trump’s exact words in a chalk board and read them and it was enough for him to lose his poo poo

https://x.com/mrsbutters/status/1780646801881571735?s=46&t=O_6ihmc-D7Z9EEE42NYBYQ

The most presidential, from the standpoint of presidents.

Tom Tucker
Jul 19, 2003

I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

Imagine you make some shitpost meme of Trump and post it online then 5 years later you get called for jury duty and they put it up on a big screen and make him read it himself

That's the dream. That's the shitposter's white whale. The shitposter's shangri-la

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

Buddykins posted:

i think the hardest i ever laughed was when he tweeted out IM JUST TRYING TO STOP THE WORLD FROM KILLING ITSELF during the pandemic like some lelouch-like anime character

he tweeted that on December 11th 2020 during that period when he was desperately trying to find a way to stay in power

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

RBC posted:

I like generals that don't fight uphill.

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

Tom Tucker posted:

Imagine you make some shitpost meme of Trump and post it online then 5 years later you get called for jury duty and they put it up on a big screen and make him read it himself

That's the dream. That's the shitposter's white whale. The shitposter's shangri-la

I want to see him read out all the posts in this thread
not just mine
everyone’s since the escalator
I want him to read it all

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



WrasslorMonkey posted:

lol, so all Kimmel did was put Trump’s exact words in a chalk board and read them and it was enough for him to lose his poo poo

https://x.com/mrsbutters/status/1780646801881571735?s=46&t=O_6ihmc-D7Z9EEE42NYBYQ

The most presidential, from the standpoint of presidents.

lol

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys
the state sanctioned fast food buffet is the number one temp moment, hands down


after that it's a tough choice for 2nd place

El Palo Mota
Aug 5, 2009

El Palo Mota
Aug 5, 2009

bebop esq posted:

the state sanctioned fast food buffet is the number one temp moment, hands down


after that it's a tough choice for 2nd place

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

bebop esq posted:

the state sanctioned fast food buffet is the number one temp moment, hands down

that photo belongs in the smithsonian

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


WrasslorMonkey posted:

lol, so all Kimmel did was put Trump’s exact words in a chalk board and read them and it was enough for him to lose his poo poo

https://x.com/mrsbutters/status/1780646801881571735?s=46&t=O_6ihmc-D7Z9EEE42NYBYQ

The most presidential, from the standpoint of presidents.

Lol

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

bebop esq posted:

the state sanctioned fast food buffet is the number one temp moment, hands down


after that it's a tough choice for 2nd place

when he got covid and went to Walter Reid
and everyone speculated that he was dying so he made the secret service drive him around the block and no one was wearing a mask lol

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



I will never fight uphill, sir.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War
and #3 was when he tried and failed to over throw the government

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



goku would fight uphill

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

triple sulk posted:

goku would fight uphill

that’s a mistake me boy!

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)
when trump is president again he is going to make it illegal to say mean things about him

he will order all disparaging memes of him destroyed, scoured from the internet

all this and more is in store…

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


VideoKid posted:

when he got covid and went to Walter Reid
and everyone speculated that he was dying so he made the secret service drive him around the block and no one was wearing a mask lol

Him struggling to breathe on the White House balcony was pretty funny.

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

Bearjew posted:

I will never fight uphill, sir.

i'm gonna do it







i'm gonna fight uphill, hi boys

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Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

CaptainBeefart posted:

Him struggling to breathe on the White House balcony was pretty funny.

lmao the strongest wheezing

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