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ragnarokette
Oct 7, 2021

Infinitum posted:

The full pics are even funnier.

Tiny desk in a room not designed for it.



Man they really ran out of acts for Tiny Desk Concert didn't they?

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kw0134
Apr 19, 2003

I buy feet pics🍆

fondue posted:

I believe they mostly use the money they're given to buy weapons from the US, I think the US can't actually give them weapons directly. I'm sure someone will correct me with more accurate information.
A lot of stuff is simply poo poo we have lying around and it's "aid" in that we give it to them and we have to write off the cost of a replacement as a budget item. It's irrelevant if the items in question are literal junk piles we were going to surplus into a burn pit or the replacements were already ordered, it's an accounting item that must be provided for by Congress as spending act.

Pikavangelist
Nov 9, 2016

There is no God but Arceus
And Pikachu is His prophet



Meanwhile in Trump-adjacent news, Marjorie Taylor Greene apparently wants America to have its own Jewish space lasers.

https://rules.house.gov/bill/118/hr-PIH-IsraelSuppl
https://amendments-rules.house.gov/amendments/GREENE_223_xml240417175751235.pdf

Ringo Star Get
Sep 18, 2006

JUST FUCKING TAKE OFF ALREADY, SHIT

The amount of walls that would need to be built to prevent me from slapping her face - what an absolutely heartless thing to say.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Who is prepared to see the stupidest thing you'll ever see until tomorrow?


staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe

Quote-Unquote posted:

I hope you're not suggesting that Jonathan Pie, the 'centrist' that had all of his material written by Andrew Doyle (who writes for a literal nazi rag and ran that insanely cringe 'Titania McGrath' account), is capable of ad-lib.

I don't think so, sits in a car and er lemme check.
yeah uhmmm,
oh man, I got "the artist taxi driver" (?) aka Chunkymark guy and Pie mixed up.

TheKub
May 11, 2006


Well, if that isn't a "I made a stinker" face, I don't know what is. Could be the goon face blindness I suppose.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

They know how bad the blood bath is in November



What’s abortion? Never heard of it

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
tbf i wouldn't mind suits on the front line thing for times America is directly involved. (ie it has actually boots on the ground)

but theirs no American boots on the ground in Ukraine so maybe someone so kick a boot to her head.

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



staberind posted:

I don't think so, sits in a car and er lemme check.
yeah uhmmm,
oh man, I got "the artist taxi driver" (?) aka Chunkymark guy and Pie mixed up.

I think Pie and Doyle are at least pretending that they aren't afilliated these days?

Pie sucks less than Doyle but that's a loving high bar.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

I know polls but I’d say we are seeing a change

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
nothing matters except the final vote count, but lol at fair weathers cant just commit to one side and stop this ping pong poo poo.

like sometimes I do want accelerationism to win just so this grind just stops

Scags McDouglas
Sep 9, 2012

The Locator posted:

Nah.. statewide we are turning blue steadily, but the GOP has been in charge for so long that they have very successfully gerrymandered the districts to remain in power in the legislature, even as they are losing the demographics battle over time. I could be wrong, but with such a narrow current majority, I think the bullshit this last year+ may be enough to finally shift the legislature.

I'm hanging on a wing and a prayer that the "let's treat women like axolotl tanks" initiative turns into an electoral bloodbath in November. But I couldn't have more satisfaction if my cynicism towards the electorate turns out to be false.

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://twitter.com/juliegraceb/status/1780746806692859936

Almost Smart
Sep 14, 2001

so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway. when you had sex with me and that monkey
Space lasers aimed at the southwest border.

You’re not shooting down missiles from a hostile nation at that location. You’re obliterating mothers and children at the lowest points in their lives. Just like what Jesus wanted.

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club

Infinitum posted:

The full pics are even funnier.

Tiny desk in a room not designed for it.



It's that way intentionally because it makes his hands look bigger.

Sedgr
Sep 16, 2007

Neat!

:lol:

Total Party Kill
Aug 25, 2005

EVERYTHING IS SO loving STUPID OH MY loving GOD

kuarduck
Nov 15, 2012

I'm in disguise, you stupid tart!
A true representative for her district.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

:dumbbravo: to u, MTG

Bottom Liner
Feb 15, 2006


a specific vein of lasagna

Total Party Kill posted:

EVERYTHING IS SO loving STUPID OH MY loving GOD

No, just her.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

The amendments won't pass, obviously, but it will get her a whole lot of TV time.

zone
Dec 6, 2016


I'm fairly sure Zelensky will give them honorary positions as military liaisons in his army if it has to come to that, but :lol: at this loving psycho and her "amendments"

Barometer
Sep 23, 2007

You travelled a long way for
"I don't know", sonny.
:whip: :cthulhu: :shivdurf:

kazil posted:

Who is prepared to see the stupidest thing you'll ever see until tomorrow?




No exceptions for BONE SPURS?! Has Marge turned on Frump?!

Gomez Chamberlain
Mar 22, 2005

Subakh ul kuhar!
I'm cool with it as long as those who vote against have to join the Russian army.

LordSloth
Mar 7, 2008

Disgruntled (IT) Employee
lol every time magic the gathering thinks the southern border is the place to develop a space laser. Even an idiot like me knows the ideal place for space laser r&d is New Jersey, not Texas.

TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

All Hail Big Hairy Mike


Quite the oxymoron from the orange prune

Gomez Chamberlain
Mar 22, 2005

Subakh ul kuhar!
Using the words "living" and "martyr" together, unironically.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Gomez Chamberlain posted:

Using the words "living" and "martyr" together, unironically.

I mean if he wants to martyr himself, who are we to stop him?

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT CROSSING THE STREAMS


Did anyone look to see what else she put on the Ukraine bill?

It’s not just space lasers/conscriptions.

Redirects funds to the Attorney General to initiate mass deportations.
Prohibits funding until Ukraine closes all bio-laboratories.
Prohibits funding until Ukraine stops persecuting Christians.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
What are the space lasers even supposed to do? Vaporize any non-white person who tries to cross?

MTG's ideal vision of the US-Mexico border:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_vzG5nYk1I

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

The Fuzzy Hulk posted:

Did anyone look to see what else she put on the Ukraine bill?

It’s not just space lasers/conscriptions.

Redirects funds to the Attorney General to initiate mass deportations.
Prohibits funding until Ukraine closes all bio-laboratories.
Prohibits funding until Ukraine stops persecuting Christians.

imo she should be forced to go fight for the Russian army

Gomez Chamberlain
Mar 22, 2005

Subakh ul kuhar!
Ok I stopped closely following the Ukraine thread... what is this bio labs business, and also Christian persecution kinda just means stuff about bathrooms these days anyway so I get what she's probably on about there.

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

All the pieces matter.
Nap Ghost
Gonna be real fun to throw this back in her face the next time republicans are baying for blood.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Gomez Chamberlain posted:

Ok I stopped closely following the Ukraine thread... what is this bio labs business, and also Christian persecution kinda just means stuff about bathrooms these days anyway so I get what she's probably on about there.

It doesn't actually have to make sense for it to be red meat.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



they're russian talking points. the biolabs is about a conspiracy that covid was developed in ukrainian biolabs because the us funded biolabs in ukraine just like it funded biolabs in china and just like it funds biolabs in other countries, and that's why it needed to be invaded along with sixteen other reasons that definitely aren't just because putin is trying to restore the boundaries of the russian empire.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do any of these amendments have to be put in the bill or is she just screeching loudly for attention?

zone
Dec 6, 2016

Frank Frank posted:

I mean if he wants to martyr himself, who are we to stop him?

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
MTG is the one that said US wildfires were done by Jewish Space Lasers.

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kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

For a laugh, here's Rep Frost calling MTG out for being a white supremacist
https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1780644297987256340

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