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deoju posted:Gonna be real fun to throw this back in her face the next time republicans are baying for blood. Do you honestly think she’ll give a poo poo?
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Apr 18, 2024 03:29
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This is all stupid, we need to be funding sea lasers. Atlantis is stacking nukes right now and we're just sitting on our asses trying to "save people" and "prevent Russia from taking over all of Eastern Europe" 
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Apr 18, 2024 03:29
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 trying to use the death row unlimited breadsticks hack on the jury selection
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Apr 18, 2024 03:32
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Why does everybody in congress hate each other? Can't they just get along for the good of the country? 
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Apr 18, 2024 03:32
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Outpost22 posted:Why does everybody in congress hate each other? Can't they just get along for the good of the country?
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Apr 18, 2024 03:34
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Outpost22 posted:Why does everybody in congress hate each other? Can't they just get along for the good of the country? now imagine they're responsible for hundreds of thousands to millions of lives and are polite to ted cruz
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Apr 18, 2024 03:38
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https://twitter.com/JaredEMoskowitz/status/1780766179881058352
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Apr 18, 2024 03:38
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Can I borrow the space lasers to aim them at my lawn to cut my grass? It's my taxpayer's money, I should get my grass cut. 
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Apr 18, 2024 03:39
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using your own antisemitism to try to dunk on your opponents is an interesting strategy
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Apr 18, 2024 03:39
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Ghostlight posted:imagine the worst coworker you've ever had. while also saying and doing things that would have HR call the police to escort them off the property at literally any other job in the country
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Apr 18, 2024 03:40
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Apr 18, 2024 03:42
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Apr 18, 2024 03:47
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Idk, might be time to convert to Islam, fellas.
madmatt112 fucked around with this message at 03:56 on Apr 18, 2024 |
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Apr 18, 2024 03:47
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Lmao
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Apr 18, 2024 03:52
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Imagine getting to shitpost into the drat congressional record. Moskowitz living the dream
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Apr 18, 2024 03:52
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Nessus posted:Many of them are stubborn and have not yet pledged their soul, honor, and most importantly, money, to our rightful king, Donald John Tmurp. The game show host?!
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Apr 18, 2024 04:04
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kazil posted:For a laugh, here's Rep Frost calling MTG out for being a white supremacist Yes. Do this over and over. They don’t care but non-crazy people will absolutely care
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Apr 18, 2024 04:05
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Outpost22 posted:The game show host?! Nah, you’re thinking of Donald J Trump - OP is talking about the dumbass who bankrupted multiple casinos.
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Apr 18, 2024 04:05
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Outpost22 posted:Why does everybody in congress hate each other? Can't they just get along for the good of the country? You can thank the poo poo-trifecta of Newt Gingrich, Tom DeLay and Dennis Hastert for working diligently from 1994 on, to primary every moderate Republican in Congress that they could & replace them with burger-brained yes-bots that would answer mindlessly in lock-step to the Republican Brain Trust. No one planned ahead for when the GOP Brain Trust would age out & die. No one was able to replace them or be groomed for leadership, since that requires the kind of critical thinking skills that were...primaried out with all of the moderate Republicans. They made their bed & now they're going to lie in it
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Apr 18, 2024 04:10
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Stink Billyums posted:5 years ago I love that Trump is basically using Master Shake's Rule #4 of Master Your Finances and $HAKE IT UP!: Make a suggestion. But don't own up to it in case it sucks. 
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Apr 18, 2024 04:16
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PainterofCrap posted:You can thank the poo poo-trifecta of Newt Gingrich, Tom DeLay and Dennis Hastert for working diligently from 1994 on, to primary every moderate Republican in Congress that they could & replace them with burger-brained yes-bots that would answer mindlessly in lock-step to the Republican Brain Trust. It's less like they made their bed and now they're laying in it and like all of America is all in the same lovely motel room, trying to sleep on the beds and pull up cots, and the GOP literally shat the queen bed, got mad that no one stopped them, and then they took the other queen bed, which they've shat also, and are now yelling at everyone in the room to shut up about the smell.
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Apr 18, 2024 04:17
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i like how the stupidiest most incurious, most anti science, most anti intellectuals people think that scifi supa science is real. like nanomachine vacs, 3D printed perfect clones with perfect mind/memory transfer, and space laser weapons.
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Apr 18, 2024 04:18
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When you're stupid it's all magic.
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Apr 18, 2024 04:22
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like i hate how these massively stupid mofos tried to say the earthquake or eclipe was a sign from their sky wizard dad that we need to hate woke more. oh really? the eclipse predicted decades or even a century in advance?
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Apr 18, 2024 04:29
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madmatt112 posted:Nah, you’re thinking of Donald J Trump - OP is talking about the dumbass who bankrupted multiple casinos.
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Apr 18, 2024 04:31
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PhazonLink posted:like i hate how these massively stupid mofos tried to say the earthquake or eclipe was a sign from their sky wizard dad that we need to hate woke more. The eclipse predicted we wouldn't get our poo poo together. How now?
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Apr 18, 2024 04:34
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Donald Trump, Piss Enthusiast
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Apr 18, 2024 04:34
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Surely we can’t be talking about the failed vodka salesman. I’m sipping on a T&T right now, working hard thank you!!!
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Apr 18, 2024 04:35
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PhazonLink posted:i like how the stupidiest most incurious, most anti science, most anti intellectuals people think that scifi supa science is real. Lyndon LaRouche nods approvingly from the grave.
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Apr 18, 2024 04:36
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kazil posted:For a laugh, here's Rep Frost calling MTG out for being a white supremacist more of this
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Apr 18, 2024 04:39
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Samovar posted:Lyndon LaRouche nods approvingly from the grave. Jesus there’s a blast from the past. There were LaRouche cultists on my college campus a million years ago. Even then as a totally clueless and impressionable 18 year old I was like lol holy poo poo these people are fuckin NUTS
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Apr 18, 2024 04:42
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I don’t know if it’s necessarily gently caress decorum but I’m really glad Dems have been getting more vicious and offense toward republicans
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Apr 18, 2024 04:46
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:I don’t know if it’s necessarily gently caress decorum but I’m really glad Dems have been getting more vicious and offense toward republicans Repeatedly clowning on them is absolutely going to have an effect on people who only vote for bullies and “tough guy” winners.
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Apr 18, 2024 04:50
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:I don’t know if it’s necessarily gently caress decorum but I’m really glad Dems have been getting more vicious and offense toward republicans if they have data saying the majority is more motivated to keep opposition out than they are to support their parties, that might make sense
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Apr 18, 2024 04:52
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Does this Large Adult Son torture dogs like The Huck's?
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Apr 18, 2024 04:53
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I think part of the Democrats actually hitting back is because a lot of the non-Boomer members have never known the Republicans as anything other than obstructionist assholes, and are treating them accordingly.
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Apr 18, 2024 04:57
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MechaCrash posted:I think part of the Democrats actually hitting back is because a lot of the non-Boomer members have never known the Republicans as anything other than obstructionist assholes, and are treating them accordingly. And also that time a few years ago when some of their colleagues tried to kill them probably left a bad taste in their mouth.
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Apr 18, 2024 05:01
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i've wondered how much these years of russian propaganda have actually worked to make people fight each other too. it's hard to tell because donald and friends are such genuinely toxic dumbasses regardless of it.
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Apr 18, 2024 05:06
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PhazonLink posted:i like how the stupidiest most incurious, most anti science, most anti intellectuals people think that scifi supa science is real. There are a whole bunch of idiots walking around thinking that some sort of magic bed exists that will cure all diseases, but doctors are keeping it away from the public for... reasons? I wonder what the Venn diagram looks like between them and the people who think unvaxxed sperm is the new bitcoin. We live in the dumbest timeline.
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Apr 18, 2024 05:08
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:necessarily gently caress decorum guys i just found my next band name
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