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kazil posted:no angryboi tweets this morning He so sleepy! 
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Apr 18, 2024 13:38
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Failed Imagineer posted:Let's use the correct terms here - he "gas-pedaled" Gaetz's dick and balls Which means he's the Runner-Up to the "Steve Scalise's Dick and Balls Memorial Cup" in the House. Behind the award's namesake, of course.
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Apr 18, 2024 13:38
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Accipiter posted:The trial itself will be a treat for this sort of thing. From AP: yeah. i am guessing we are gonna learn a whole lot of hosed up trunt smut facts soon.
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Apr 18, 2024 13:39
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Accipiter posted:The trial itself will be a treat for this sort of thing. From AP: That's just gonna be a bunch of gross details mixed with boring legal administrivia though. Right now jury selection is a meticulously curated selection of people just dunking on Trump in social media, while he's forced to watch quietly.
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Apr 18, 2024 13:41
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hitchensgoespop posted:Died on the toilet RIP YUCK!
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Apr 18, 2024 13:43
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Dapper_Swindler posted:I think its multiple factors honestly. some its straigt up compromised poo poo and bribes but alot of it is also a mix of agreeing with russia and hosed up old school isolationism. the russia lovers either think russia is the last balwark against wokes, believe russias propoganda uncritically, OR they think russia is needed as a steady ally against china. The ol' acronym goes M.I.C.E. (Money, Ideology, Compromise, Ego), hard to say which is the main one with the current crop of freaks. But yeah, don't forget that Ego part.
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Apr 18, 2024 13:43
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Wingnut Ninja posted:That's just gonna be a bunch of gross details mixed with boring legal administrivia though. Right now jury selection is a meticulously curated selection of people just dunking on Trump in social media, while he's forced to watch quietly. Prosecution provided a list of stuff they would question Trump about if he took the stand and it's definitely going to be some juicy stuff
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Apr 18, 2024 13:44
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kazil posted:Prosecution provided a list of stuff they would question Trump about if he took the stand and it's definitely going to be some juicy stuff "Mr Trump, sir, how many times have you shat yourself in court today?"
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Apr 18, 2024 13:56
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Apr 18, 2024 13:57
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Liquid Chicken posted:He so sleepy! The stain from his makeup would look like the fuckin shroud of Turin
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Apr 18, 2024 13:58
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RVWinkle posted:The stain from his makeup would look like the fuckin shroud of Turin If the shroud was covered in greasy hamberder shits, sure.
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Apr 18, 2024 14:00
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do other countries have marjorie taylor greenes or is it only america where everything has to be maximally stupid 100% of the time?
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Apr 18, 2024 14:02
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big nipples big life posted:do other countries have marjorie taylor greenes or is it only america where everything has to be maximally stupid 100% of the time? Given the dates they became active, Australia doesn't have a MTG, y'all have a Pauline Hanson.
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Apr 18, 2024 14:08
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IshmaelZarkov posted:Given the dates they became active, Australia doesn't have a MTG, y'all have a Pauline Hanson. Is she jewish space lasers stupid?
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Apr 18, 2024 14:11
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big nipples big life posted:do other countries have marjorie taylor greenes or is it only america where everything has to be maximally stupid 100% of the time? Liz 'pork markets' Truss
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Apr 18, 2024 14:11
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Small Strange Bird posted:Why, thank you! With that encouragement, I now present... Six-Three, Two-Fifteen. https://www.udio.com/songs/tRoHM1tU648tDtXDo4EwF4 Now this is some politically topical rap!
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Apr 18, 2024 14:14
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big nipples big life posted:do other countries have marjorie taylor greenes or is it only america where everything has to be maximally stupid 100% of the time? finland has one MTG https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ano_Turtiainen I'd quote something but it's hard to choose
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Apr 18, 2024 14:15
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big nipples big life posted:do other countries have marjorie taylor greenes or is it only america where everything has to be maximally stupid 100% of the time? "are there dumb, rich hillbillies elected to or given office anywhere else in the world" *glares at UK chat, monarch deathwatch and the wizard master thread about kate middleton*
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Apr 18, 2024 14:15
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Honestly a little comforted by the replies. It sucks that poo poo has to be stupid everywhere but not being alone is good.
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Apr 18, 2024 14:16
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My pet theory of maximum stupidity is that she overheard a discussion about the ESA's upcoming JUICE Mission. She heard something about "them" (meaning Europe) going to space, etc. Since her brain and soul is a withered piece of poo poo she interpreted the news as an attack by the mysterious Others.
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Apr 18, 2024 14:24
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The Hungarian parliament is full of MTGs
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Apr 18, 2024 14:24
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Every group has a MTG. If you can't identify the MTG in your group, you are the MTG.
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Apr 18, 2024 14:25
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Court is now in session for more jury selection.
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Apr 18, 2024 14:26
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Typical goons are behind on the times, don’t you know that Kakistocracies are en vogue?  I’m voting for a rich dealership owner guy with a room-temperature IQ that ran multiple of his family’s businesses into the ground because he looks like the kinda guy I could have a beer with!
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Apr 18, 2024 14:26
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Stoatbringer posted:Court is now in session for more jury selection. Oh but is it? 
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Apr 18, 2024 14:26
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Trump apparently did not die on the toilet, and is present in the courtroom.
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Apr 18, 2024 14:26
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kazil posted:Every group has a MTG. *jeff foxworthyesque* IF YOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUU WERE AT THE CAPITOL ON JANUARY 6TH youjustmightbeatraitor
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Apr 18, 2024 14:27
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Liquid Chicken posted:He so sleepy! 
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Apr 18, 2024 14:29
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Looks like we might be back to 6 jurors
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Apr 18, 2024 14:29
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kazil posted:Looks like we might be back to 6 jurors wonder if someone figured out who she was and started threatening her
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Apr 18, 2024 14:30
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Juror 2: "I'm very sorry, I thought it was some other D. Trump. I didn't realise it was the loser mail-order steak salesman who smells of poopy."
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Apr 18, 2024 14:31
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I'm pretty sure Juror #2 was the one that posted about honking that conservative media was targeting heavily
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Apr 18, 2024 14:31
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Juror #2: "Ain't no way $40 a day is worth it when chuds find out my name, my family will by harassed at a minimum and possibly harmed. I better get out of this poo poo."
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Apr 18, 2024 14:32
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Juror 2 excused, we are down to 6 jurors
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Apr 18, 2024 14:33
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big nipples big life posted:Honestly a little comforted by the replies. It sucks that poo poo has to be stupid everywhere but not being alone is good. You may be surprised to find that humans are all over the world!
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Apr 18, 2024 14:34
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loving great. Anybody who doesn't like Trump has a loving guilty conscience about it
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Apr 18, 2024 14:35
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And because I know every single person in this thread loves stockchat
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Apr 18, 2024 14:35
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Excuse me it's spelled "stonkchat"
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Apr 18, 2024 14:36
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I wonder who the MTGs were in the famous parlementary bodies. At the first continental congress was Edmund Pendleton going, "We have to do something to prevent the British poisoning all of our tea with verility destroying drugs!" as George Washington was going, "Shut the gently caress up!"
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Apr 18, 2024 14:36
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funeral home DJ posted:Typical goons are behind on the times, don’t you know that Kakistocracies are en vogue?
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