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A Problematic Bearing quote:This was a couple years ago, just stumbled across the photo today. The bear actually had 3 little cubs with her, my co worker was soiling his pants saying we need to leave but I just carried on with the job. She didn’t maul us… lol e: This one is so much worse. Also graphic. https://i.redd.it/5iqyuz1xzyn81.jpg Platystemon fucked around with this message at 07:43 on Apr 18, 2024 |
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Unperson_47 posted:Conspiracy theorists claim birds aren't real when they should be talking about how helicopters aren't real On a long enough time line, they're not real.
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quote:I surveyed a literal zoo some years ago. The rule was to coordinate with zoo personnel to clear the exhibits so we could access them. Rules, of course, are made to be broken, so when one of the crews got to the Galapagos turtle exhibit, they decided not to wait and just do it. The party chief hopped the split rail fence, crossed the ditch/dry moat, and was promptly treed by the turtles. Apparently those things can move pretty fast and don’t want people in their space. Anyway, by the time I got the call and made my way over there with the maintenance director there was a crowd of women and children gawking at my man up in the small tree in the corner of the exhibit. At this very moment someone is on a zoo subreddit telling the story about how when he was a kid he saw a Galapagos turtle tree a surveyor and no one believes him. quote:Zoo Survey Part II - I was behind the monkey exhibits; it was a kind of tunnel thing you walked through with all different types of monkeys on either side of the path. Behind it was all sorts of operations equipment and buildings, and I was sketching it all up in the field book. I briefly leaned up against a large cylindrical structure covered with a tarp, and felt something on my shoulder. I looked over and there was a chimpanzee hand. Later on the zoo dude told me that was the mating enclosure and that I made a friend.
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Platystemon posted:Zoo Survey Part II - I was behind the monkey exhibits; it was a kind of tunnel thing you walked through with all different types of monkeys on either side of the path. Behind it was all sorts of operations equipment and buildings, and I was sketching it all up in the field book. I briefly leaned up against a large cylindrical structure covered with a tarp, and felt something on my shoulder. I looked over and there was a chimpanzee hand. Later on the zoo dude told me that was the mating enclosure and that I made a friend. Any benefits?
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Platystemon posted:monkeys At least it was a hand
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jetz0r posted:On a long enough time line, they're not real. Helicopters are virtual particles, created with an equal and opposite antihelicopter that flies beneath the earth, destined to eventually collide and annihilate each other in a crash
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FSD, Microns, Buoyancy: The company of "eh, close enough"
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haveblue posted:Can a seaplane take off from an infinity pool? Not if there are sharks in the pool, the plane won't get any traction.
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Sometime in the near future that retread will peel during a high speed drive, shoot out behind the truck it was mounted on, and effortlessly penetrate the windshield of the car behind it, decapitating the driver. But hey, cheap tires
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The Management posted:Sometime in the near future that retread will peel during a high speed drive, shoot out behind the truck it was mounted on, and effortlessly penetrate the windshield of the car behind it, decapitating the driver. personally i was more interested in the implications of the existence of a goatse machine
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grittyreboot posted:https://twitter.com/InsaneMistress/status/1780698909184229783?t=2xyJhNFDCBWfmwvCel4k6Q&s=19 the music lmfao
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Cyrano4747 posted:Probably Dubai. They're getting 100 year-level record rainfall. Though in the future they will probably be known as 5 year-level records.
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grittyreboot posted:https://twitter.com/InsaneMistress/status/1780698909184229783?t=2xyJhNFDCBWfmwvCel4k6Q&s=19 That's not a dude it's Mary Anne the steam shovel
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That's pretty good but if ibwasnt on my phone I'd post the one where the dude is in a backhoe and undresses the girl with a grapple type attachment. Including pulling off her dress and putting it all on a coat rack.
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wesleywillis posted:That's pretty good but if ibwasnt on my phone I'd post the one where the dude is in a backhoe and undresses the girl with a grapple type attachment. Including pulling off her dress and putting it all on a coat rack. Guaranteed German. They have the strangest hobbies/fetishes.
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Nobody is too strong and invincible to consider workplace H&S https://twitter.com/rahsh33m/status/1781056742907867547
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grittyreboot posted:https://twitter.com/InsaneMistress/status/1780698909184229783?t=2xyJhNFDCBWfmwvCel4k6Q&s=19 reminds me of the time a new hire told me to get hosed while i was in the excavator; I drove over, picked up his lunch pail, spun around and sent it flying into a pond. A lesson was learned that day not to gently caress with the guy in the machine.
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The Management posted:Sometime in the near future that retread will peel during a high speed drive, shoot out behind the truck it was mounted on, and effortlessly penetrate the windshield of the car behind it, decapitating the driver. I initially read “retread” as a slightly different R word initially and was wondering what the gently caress you were on about
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“How dangerous is this metal objecting sticking out? Is it live?” quote:Shut the breaker off and pull it out. That should be neutral but never trust someone else’s work. OP responds, quote:Thanks. I got it out using 1.5’ cardboard handles attached to pliers. 
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chrisgt posted:reminds me of the time a new hire told me to get hosed while i was in the excavator; I drove over, picked up his lunch pail, spun around and sent it flying into a pond. whoah badass did everyone cheer
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chrisgt posted:reminds me of the time a new hire told me to get hosed while i was in the excavator; I drove over, picked up his lunch pail, spun around and sent it flying into a pond. he may have been an rear end in a top hat but you escalated to war crime pretty quickly
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That guy on the street looked at me funny, but little did he know I had brass knuckles in my pocket
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