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kazil posted:Cmon 430 If they're admitting they were in a disturbed frame of mind they're probably gonna be struck
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Apr 18, 2024 21:29
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kazil posted:Cmon 430 big lol kazil posted:430 didn't make it They made me have a big lol. Pretty spicy!
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Apr 18, 2024 21:29
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3 more jurors seated We are at 10 of 18
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Apr 18, 2024 21:32
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Maybe the judge is just hoping Trump dies of a rage-induced aneurysm after hearing several days of insulting tweets.
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Apr 18, 2024 21:33
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:really hope a juror made a tweet about trump's combover Or his little mushroom 
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Apr 18, 2024 21:36
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Counted posted:Who knew the sequel to "Comedy Central Roasts: Donald Trump" would take place, over 10 years later, in a courtroom with no cameras? And this time they’re allowed to roast him for being poor
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Apr 18, 2024 21:36
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Juror #27, can you please explain this social media post where you empty quoted someone saying, "Trump looks like hammered dog poo poo", only to later go back and add "LAFFO"?
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Apr 18, 2024 21:36
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12 jurors seated. Full jury. Just need 6 alternates now. Edit: 1 alternate seated. 5 left to go.
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Apr 18, 2024 21:36
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kazil posted:430 didn't make it RIGGED AND STOLLEN
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Apr 18, 2024 21:36
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Seth Pecksniff posted:If they're admitting they were in a disturbed frame of mind they're probably gonna be struck Come on, get down with the sickness!
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Apr 18, 2024 21:40
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Apr 18, 2024 21:40
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If you can just give me a moment to explain, your honor. When i posted “that fat, wet pissbitch smells like rotten tartar sauce straight from the rear end in a top hat of Death himself”, it was coming from a place of compassion
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Apr 18, 2024 21:40
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His people spinning that this was intentional and secret code is still one of my biggest 
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Apr 18, 2024 21:42
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beef sweat posted:If you can just give me a moment to explain, your honor. When i posted “that fat, wet pissbitch smells like rotten tartar sauce straight from the rear end in a top hat of Death himself”, it was coming from a place of compassion You see, as a fat, wet pissbitch myself, representation matters. And, as a Satanist anal aficionado who likes tartar sauce, I meant this as a compliment. Leon Sumbitches fucked around with this message at 21:48 on Apr 18, 2024 |
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Apr 18, 2024 21:43
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kazil posted:12 jurors seated. Full jury. Just need 6 alternates now. See? With takes like this I could be a juror too
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Apr 18, 2024 21:44
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“You see, when I said that ‘Trump doesn’t wipe’ this is me declaring him a part of my brotherhood of… uh, non-wipers.”
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Apr 18, 2024 21:49
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Lifespan posted:His people spinning that this was intentional and secret code is still one of my biggest Dilbro was saying something like "he did this on purpose because he knew America was stressed out and needed a laugh" which is what convinced me the Dilbert guy was actually just an insane person
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Apr 18, 2024 21:51
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I mean, while I hate the sad orange pissbaby, I do think I would be able to judge the case impartially. I hate his guts and think it would be hilarious to see him face even a day of jail time, but I want it to be an honest hilarity. If the prosecution isn't able to present a convincing argument, that's on them. Trump has plenty of other court cases coming up.
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Apr 18, 2024 21:54
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"yes your honor I have posted 'I loving hate Donald Trump so goddamn much" multiple times in the the trumplol thread on somethingawful dot com, but I can be impartial as hell, your honor sir."
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Apr 18, 2024 21:55
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"Yes, I do believe 'the piss-tape is real'. Always have, always will. And yes, I do 'remember the sailor'"
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Apr 18, 2024 21:58
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JAMOOOL posted:Dilbro was saying something like "he did this on purpose because he knew America was stressed out and needed a laugh" which is what convinced me the Dilbert guy was actually just an insane person What, and not the time he asked a guy on twitter if he’d ever stuck a finger up his father’s rear end?
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Apr 18, 2024 21:58
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Your honor, I have only three core beliefs: 1. Fair trials 2. Piss tape 3. Taser Balls
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Apr 18, 2024 21:58
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You all know it would be a dream of our lifetime to be a juror here and have the posts on these these read into the legal record. Hmbol
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Apr 18, 2024 21:58
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i'd love to see him on house arrest where he is not allowed to use the internet or receive visitors or go outside like he's bin laden in his compound
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Apr 18, 2024 21:58
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WILDTURKEY101 posted:i'd love to see him on house arrest where he is not allowed to use the internet or receive visitors or go outside like he's bin laden in his compound Bin Laden had a nicer house
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Apr 18, 2024 22:01
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One of the jurors that was seated today was the guy that said he didn't like Trump's persona. So keep an eye out for that in conservative media.
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Apr 18, 2024 22:02
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yes, i did post regularly asking if he was dead yet, but that doesn't necessarily mean i *want* him dead, in the strictest sense
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Apr 18, 2024 22:02
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MrMojok posted:I’m just imaging anyone from this thread having their thread posts read aloud in court during this. "Can you please explain to the court what a "nussy" is?"
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Apr 18, 2024 22:03
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Nocheez posted:You all know it would be a dream of our lifetime to be a juror here and have the posts on these these read into the legal record. Get the photoshops blown up onto those giant posters they use in Congress.
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Apr 18, 2024 22:05
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Silly Burrito posted:"Can you please explain to the court what a "nussy" is?" Please note that the juror pointed directly at the former president
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Apr 18, 2024 22:07
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Goatson posted:"Yes, I do believe 'the piss-tape is real'. Always have, always will. And yes, I do 'remember the sailor'" "I just don't think I can be a fair juror in this trial. I don't have any real grudges with people's kinks but I haven't been able to get the image out of my head of Mr. Donald Trump getting pissed on since he ran for President. Just, that fat body of his just laying there acting as a toilet for someone. And him enjoying it. Just soaked in piss. That orange makeup he wears. Is that even makeup or is that someone's feces? This would just be too hard for me. Am I excused?"
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Apr 18, 2024 22:09
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you honor, when i fantasized about quipping "you made me hate my favorite show 'arrested development'" just before hitting his head with baseball bat i was merely just... ruminating... on the complexities of... JUST ONE YOUR HONOR PLEASE JUST ONE SOLID loving HIT TO HIS ORANGE loving NOGGIN
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Apr 18, 2024 22:14
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limp_cheese posted:"I wouldn't believe Donald Trump even if his tongue was notorized." loving lol! What an incredible burn. 430 is a great poster somewhere or other.
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Apr 18, 2024 22:21
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it's me guys, i was 430.
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Apr 18, 2024 22:22
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kazil posted:Your phone isn't that far off  that the HFC is FARTing up the House floor!
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Apr 18, 2024 22:22
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Weird how for like most of the day we are losing jurors, now we're up to 13/18
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Apr 18, 2024 22:23
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Goddammit this thread moves so fastSilly Burrito posted:Mein Pork Can’t believe no one’s picked up on Schwein Kampf beef sweat posted:I’d love someone to ask Trump how many miles of ocean he thinks we are from Russia not if he gives Alaska to Putin
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Apr 18, 2024 22:23
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Hobo Clown posted:Juror #27, can you please explain this social media post where you empty quoted someone saying, "Trump looks like hammered dog poo poo", only to later go back and add "LAFFO"? Also please explain why your post history contains a running account of the location of your balls. Which at last update, had passed Alpha Centauri at 97% of the speed of light on the day Mr. Trump's mugshot was released
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Apr 18, 2024 22:24
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John Wick of Dogs posted:Weird how for like most of the day we are losing jurors, now we're up to 13/18 Is he going to do another little young Republican visit to somewhere vaguely ethnic
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Apr 18, 2024 22:25
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