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ImpAtom posted:Fuuuuuck I never realized that getting called as a juror meant you could call Trump a dumbass to his face. Talking mad poo poo right when he can hear it would be worth being disqualified, and debatably safer in the long run than staying as a juror* (* not actual legal advice) Alas it's a 50-50 chance he'd doze off before you got to say anything.
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Apr 19, 2024 00:00
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Where's, "Something Awful's General Bullshit Subforum's thread on Donald Trump that changes titles whenever Trump does something that causes us to LOL"
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Apr 19, 2024 00:04
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redshirt posted:They must have a few bathroom breaks, so Trump has had to do some business in a probably pretty old public restroom in the courthouse. I bet its a terror/horror to him. I had this same thought, but I'm assuming he also has to have Secret Service standing directly outside the door while he's in there knowing they can hear his rear end blowing the place up. Trump is in some temporary bit of hell and he deserves every second of it.
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Apr 19, 2024 00:08
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redshirt posted:They must have a few bathroom breaks, so Trump has had to do some business in a probably pretty old public restroom in the courthouse. I bet its a terror/horror to him. The restroom scene from Galaxy Quest but it happens several times throughout the day, every day of the trial.
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Apr 19, 2024 00:13
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Cthulu Carl posted:The restroom scene from Galaxy Quest but it happens several times throughout the day, every day of the trial. I bet those public restrooms don't even have gold toilets and take more than the regular 30 flushes he normally needs.
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Apr 19, 2024 00:22
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MiracleFlare posted:Talking mad poo poo right when he can hear it would be worth being disqualified, and debatably safer in the long run than staying as a juror* "Juror 76, do you believe you can render an impartial verdict regarding the defendant?" "Who?" "The defendant, former president Donald Trump." "Oh, you mean that Rip Van Winkle motherfucker right there with the empty wallet and rotten toadstool dick getting cucked by Melenia and an unnamed Secret Service agent as we sit here? LOL no, gently caress that guy" "Dismissed."
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Apr 19, 2024 00:23
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PhazonLink posted:is this legal?? I don't see why it wouldn't be legal, but it can't be required so it won't have much impact on share price even if a bunch of chuds jump through those hoops.  it is.
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Apr 19, 2024 00:24
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Keep on lolling https://twitter.com/TylerMcBrien/status/1780960069888147653?t=9TXVas2Qeb9N8dAH2q3BMw&s=19 "A pool reporter notes that, curiously, "when the defense is introduced to the potential jurors seated in the audience, Trump does not stand up like his legal team does to turn and face them." https://twitter.com/renato_mariotti/status/1780995450935431630?t=xStoEy-pD2IJOkXFW1Jl8Q&s=19 "In my over 20 years practicing criminal law, I have never observed a defendant refuse to stand and face the jury. Any competent lawyer would tell their client that his fate is in the jury’s hands and they will watch everything he does. Trump’s disrespect for the jury is unwise."
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Apr 19, 2024 00:29
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nobody's called him a convicted rapist and a cheating husband and a terrible example for their children or the fact theres a ton of pics of him hanging out with epstein and he comes across as a creepy sexpest to his face yet
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Apr 19, 2024 00:31
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Fabulousity posted:"Juror 76, do you believe you can render an impartial verdict regarding the defendant?" the part of this that would hurt him the most is the "Who?"
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Apr 19, 2024 00:35
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Don't sleep on this one, Triumph still got it.
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Apr 19, 2024 00:37
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AMENDMENT TO H.R. 8035 OFFERED BY MR. MOSKOWITZ OF FLORIDA At the end of the bill (before the short title), insert the following: 1 SEC. lll. (a) Room 403 of the Cannon House 2 Office Building is designated as the ‘‘Neville Chamberlain 3 Room’’. 4 (b) This section is enacted by Congress— 5 (1) as an exercise of the rulemaking power of 6 the House of Representatives, and as such is deemed 7 a part of the rules of the House, and supersedes 8 other rules only to the extent that it is inconsistent 9 with such other rules; and 10 (2) with full recognition of the constitutional 11 right of the House of Representatives to change the 12 rules at any time, in the same manner, and to the 13 same extent as in the case of any other rule of the 14 House. Guess who’s room 403 is…
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Apr 19, 2024 00:39
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 Under a Trump administration our bridges will survive impact with 91,128 ton ships.
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Apr 19, 2024 00:47
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We could, perhaps, dedicate a day... nay, a week...
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Apr 19, 2024 00:48
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Three Olives posted:
lol Biden is implementing two gigantic infrastructure and industry development bills
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Apr 19, 2024 00:52
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Cartoon Man posted:One of the new anonymous jurors got leaked by the press. lmao
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Apr 19, 2024 00:56
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"Your honor when I replied LMAO at the Frost/Nixon post, it was just because I'm a huge fan of the famous interview, I swear"
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Apr 19, 2024 00:59
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Three Olives posted:
It's bullshit too because under a Trump administration they won't fund infrastructure either.
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Apr 19, 2024 01:01
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If they could unearth my old Facebook account I was using through 2020, it would take about ten seconds to disqualify me. My new-ish Facebook account though has only pictures of puppies, kitties, Phoebe Cates, and Diane Lane, zero political posts, so I’d be golden. On the other hand if somebody could establish the link between my real name and this MrMojok character on the SA Awful forums (and other places) I’d probably be arrested on the spot.
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Apr 19, 2024 01:03
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ANYTHING BAD HAPPEN: blame Biden, even if he is actively working to address specifically whatever it is at unprecedented speeds ANYTHING GOOD HAPPEN: ignore it or say it's because of Trump
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Apr 19, 2024 01:03
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Three Olives posted:
Ohhhh, have you forgotten how many of your beloved red states went cap in hand to Biden begging for money to rebuild their infrastructure after opposing his infrastructure bill for so long? Biden even mentioned that in a speech he made a couple days after the bill passed.
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Apr 19, 2024 01:05
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notwithoutmyanus posted:Keep on lolling
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Apr 19, 2024 01:05
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Three Olives posted:
Gosh Josh! Didn't your rear end vote against the infrastructure bill of 2021? *Checks notes* Yep, you did so gently caress off!
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Apr 19, 2024 01:06
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MrMojok posted:If they could unearth my old Facebook account I was using through 2020, it would take about ten seconds to disqualify me. I went through my Twitter account, and greatly amused myself for calling him “Graft Crotchgrabber, the First Lord of Covfefe” back in 2019. I’ll excuse myself, your honour.
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Apr 19, 2024 01:06
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Three Olives posted:
Is this Infrastructure Week?
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Apr 19, 2024 01:07
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SilentChaz posted:Is this Infrastructure Week? We have always been at war with Infrastructure Week.
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Apr 19, 2024 01:08
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Infrastructure weak
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Apr 19, 2024 01:11
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I’m over 2000 posts behind, but just that a bunch of dumb-dumbs made DJT go up $10/share in one day. Meanwhile there’s a news article, “Trump’s Hopes Of Erasing Biden’s Financial Advantage Rest With His Small-Dollar Army.” Sorry, they’re all tapped out throwing their money down the black hole that is Truth Social! 
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Apr 19, 2024 01:12
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Purgatory Glory posted:A toddler's natural instinct is to go and hide while they poo poo their diapers. So we can't hold this one against him. He's treating his case just like his diapers: nothing but poo poo
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Apr 19, 2024 01:19
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This wet fatso bitch is so far up his own selfish rear end that he has zero clue what the word "unfair" means at all.
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Apr 19, 2024 01:23
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Rod Hoofhearted posted:I’m over 2000 posts behind, but just Chuds sending themselves to the bread line for their orange god sounds like a fitting outcome to me.
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Apr 19, 2024 01:25
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Apr 19, 2024 01:30
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someone fork jail this gently caress
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Apr 19, 2024 01:31
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Abugadu posted:Don't sleep on this one, Triumph still got it.
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Apr 19, 2024 01:31
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Apr 19, 2024 01:36
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Rod Hoofhearted posted:I’m over 2000 posts behind, but just holy poo poo, trump may have just grifted so hard, that he grifted himself out of the presidency with his lovely twitter knock-off.
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Apr 19, 2024 01:42
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Look at meeeeeeee
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Apr 19, 2024 01:44
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you think they only ask for the big major social medias? i feel like a goon might take the most literal text of them asking what social media we use and not considered SA as SM.
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Apr 19, 2024 01:45
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I know it's just the angle and light since it looks much better in the second pic, but drat, that hand is beef jerky
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