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kuarduck: Nov 15, 2012; I'm in disguise, you stupid tart!

Randalor posted:

Cool, so we can just expect a weekly "Trump's promised to post a bond"-"Hey, wait a second, this is fraudulent! You have a week to fix this"-"Trump's promised to post a bond"-... until he finally keels over and dies? That's what I'm getting from this.

NY State won't get their money otherwise. All of trmpf's assets are over-leveraged and already spoken for. Once the grift-loan-train is fully derailed there won't be anything left for the creditors to recover, not to mention restitution for the State.

e: six me for dooming up a snipe, please

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Hollismason: Jun 30, 2007; An alright dude.

Scags McDouglas posted:

So Trump's not going to ever find that bond though, right? His only lifeline isn't valid in NY nor does it have the liquid funds.

In 7 days he's finally boned, right? I know I'm showing Lucy-and-Football level faith in a potential Mattering but it seems like he's running out of delays.

James is basically giving him all the time he needs because they're being patient and know they'll be able to bring down the hammer and start seizing

He obviously doesn't have the money and he can't find someone to secure the bond. So they're basically letting him flounder around then they'll be like " Okay we're seizing poo poo, look at all the time we gave them."

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Frank Frank: Jun 13, 2001; Mirrored

Toxic Mental posted:

https://x.com/ScottPresler/status/1781427783513567275

Well this is the death knell for Trump�s campaign. Guy is campaign cancer

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TheKub: May 11, 2006

New truth from trumbo!

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Pook Good Mook: Aug 6, 2013; ENFORCE THE UNITED STATES DRESS CODE AT ALL COSTS!

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TheKub posted:

New truth from trumbo!

I was fooled for 20 seconds

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zone: Dec 6, 2016

TheKub posted:

New truth from trumbo!

e: never mind

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First of May: May 1, 2017; ðµ Bring your favorite lady, or at least your favorite lay! ðµ

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Pot Smoke Phoenix: Aug 15, 2007; Smoke 'em if you gottem!; Dinosaur Gum

FARTUS

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Scags McDouglas: Sep 9, 2012

Hollismason posted:

So they're basically letting him flounder around then they'll be like " Okay we're seizing poo poo, look at all the time we gave them."

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kazil: Jul 24, 2005; Derpmph trial star reporter!

Scags McDouglas posted:

So Trump's not going to ever find that bond though, right? His only lifeline isn't valid in NY nor does it have the liquid funds.

In 7 days he's finally boned, right? I know I'm showing Lucy-and-Football level faith in a potential Mattering but it seems like he's running out of delays.

Love to be the company that posts a bond for Trump in his fraud trial after the first attempt at posting a bond was fraud.

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Failed Imagineer: Sep 22, 2018

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

FARTUS

POOTASS

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hot cocoa on the couch: Dec 8, 2009

kuarduck posted:

NY State won't get their money otherwise. All of trmpf's assets are over-leveraged and already spoken for. Once the grift-loan-train is fully derailed there won't be anything left for the creditors to recover, not to mention restitution for the State.

e: six me for dooming up a snipe, please

no. you writing in your clown edit is punishment enough

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Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

MrMojok posted:

I skipped seven pages about farts just to ask:

Is the fart story real? I mean is Meislas joking there? I can never tell anymore, because everything is possible.

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Strong Sauce: Jul 2, 2003; You know I am not really your father.

they've left that dude's instagram page up.. yeah apparently his mom died a few years back and... yeah.

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Frank Frank: Jun 13, 2001; Mirrored

Pook Good Mook posted:

I was fooled for 20 seconds

�Stinky� didn�t tip you off?

Strong Sauce posted:

they've left that dude's instagram page up.. yeah apparently his mom died a few years back and... yeah.

Ah man

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Nobody Interesting: Mar 29, 2013; One way, dead end... Street signs are such fitting metaphors for the human condition.

Frank Frank posted:

�Stinky� didn�t tip you off?

Coming from this guy?

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big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

trump farted?

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Steadiman: Jan 31, 2006; Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

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your honor, defense moves to fart

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zone: Dec 6, 2016

Strong Sauce posted:

they've left that dude's instagram page up.. yeah apparently his mom died a few years back and... yeah.

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John Wick of Dogs: Mar 4, 2017; A real hellraiser

Remember, no matter what the bond situation, he is going to lose his appeal and have to give to all or most of that $450 million

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Sedgr: Sep 16, 2007; Neat!

Trump will do something insane like show up with a giant novelty cheque from the Bank of Trump and start claiming he's a bank now and they have to sue him to say hes not.

They should have started seizing his stuff already. The endless latitude is ridiculous.

And of course Trump sleep farting his way through his criminal trial is real. Diaper Don blasts the court regularly.

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Three Olives: Apr 10, 2005; Not a single fucking olive in sight

I imagine the ruling to be "You say you have the cash, either post a full cash bond with the court or a 100% kosher, no question surety bond with a company licensed to post it by this time next week or James is fully within her right to immediately start seizing your poo poo. Done, we will not entertain anything but these three options"

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kazil: Jul 24, 2005; Derpmph trial star reporter!

If he has to post the bond, he can't afford to go to Barron's graduation.

Very unfair.

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Outpost22: Oct 11, 2012; RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.

Is trump farting on all his stuff before it's gonna be seized? :ohdear:

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Goatse James Bond: Mar 28, 2010; If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

solid thread title

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5er: Jun 1, 2000

Goatse James Bond posted:

solid thread title

Gaseous, actually.

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Padical: Nov 29, 2004

kazil posted:

If he has to post the bond, he can't afford to go to Barron's graduation.

Very unfair.

Mr. Trump,

Go to your son's graduation. The American people have you covered.

Signed,
Real Americans

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kazil: Jul 24, 2005; Derpmph trial star reporter!

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Frank Frank: Jun 13, 2001; Mirrored

big nipples big life posted:

trump farted?

That�s his secret, cap. He�s always farting

kazil posted:

Since when dipshit? You hate mail-in voting

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Captain Fargle: Feb 16, 2011

If he does post a legitimate bond isn't going to be out for for the full cost of the collateral secured against it AND the half billion + he owes the State of New York?

Also is the interest still counting while he appeals? Because if so looooooooooooooooooooool, that poo poo is like 110k every 24 hours.

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