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Have they considered not bringing all the pigs out at the same time, so the awkward staring contest isn't necessary? I'm not saying I'd want them to.
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You Are A Werewolf posted:Why are the hog tappers dressed like characters from The Hunger Games? May the oinks be ever in your favor.
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Apr 19, 2024 18:48
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The pig herders look like their heads are photoshopped on
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davidspackage posted:Have they considered not bringing all the pigs out at the same time, so the awkward staring contest isn't necessary? Gotta hustle to make time for the weasel roundup and chicken parade.
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I think that pig herder thing is actually really cool from an outside perspective, there's something kind of primal about it. "Look at me with my fine domesticated food animal!", "I'm wearing bright showy clothes to garner attention!", "I stare directly at you, the judge, so that you may have my eye contact any time you care to look at me so that you may show me favour.", "I, and my family, have taken the time, resources and energy to produce and train this animal. For you to judge!" I dunno, the more I think about it, it's kind of cool. Not something I'd care to do or watch, but cool anyways.
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Tarkus posted:"I stare directly at you, the judge, so that you may have my eye contact any time you care to look at me so that you may show me favour." Oh lol, is that what they're doing? All I could see is everyone having a bitter rival who they stare down with utter hatred throughout the event 
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Captain Hygiene posted:Oh lol, is that what they're doing? All I could see is everyone having a bitter rival who they stare down with utter hatred throughout the event
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Imagine seeing some kid arrive all dressed up with an adorable pig and thinking to yourself, "That bitch."
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I thought the pig video was some weird AI thing at first, it all looks so unnatural.
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Tarkus posted:I think that pig herder thing is actually really cool from an outside perspective, there's something kind of primal about it. "Look at me with my fine domesticated food animal!", "I'm wearing bright showy clothes to garner attention!", "I stare directly at you, the judge, so that you may have my eye contact any time you care to look at me so that you may show me favour.", "I, and my family, have taken the time, resources and energy to produce and train this animal. For you to judge!" closer to our natural ways than anything else we do these days return to hogge sticke
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Did Stanley Kubrick direct this?
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I just realized there’s grown rear end men in that pack of pork gazers.
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Raspberry Bang posted:Did Stanley Kubrick direct this? Maybe Werner Herzhog?
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Cool Dad posted:The pig herders look like their heads are photoshopped on Yeah someone took their heads off and photoshopped them back on
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:You just know that pad has been tie-wrapped around his cock How would one go about something like that if one were to do such a thing
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First get a stapler
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There’s only one pig I want to see entered in that contest.
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Captain Hygiene posted:Oh lol, is that what they're doing? All I could see is everyone having a bitter rival who they stare down with utter hatred throughout the event Yeah it's this. You can clearly see they have their hand on their pistol hip ready to draw. Obviously a hold over from when this was a far more dangerous sport.
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Cartoon Man posted:There’s only one pig I want to see entered in that contest. 
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Masterclass understanding of comedy.
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When your name is a verb
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Bowling animations are getting stranger by the day
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These past two pages gave me the hardest laughs this week and there was tighter competition for that than a pig's big tapped balls.
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wesleywillis posted:Blind owners wouldn't be able to admire their pigs giant nuts. Counterpoint: being able to read the braille-like texture of a giant hog's nutsack would be worth losing your sight IMO.
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Nothing would be a good trade-off for blindness Although becoming the Pig-Ball Fondler would be a fair consolation. Also wonder how many of those events it takes for a Pig judge to have a nervous breakdown.
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Oh good, I needed a new profile pic for Teams at work
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Are those 3d printed? That seems like a bad idea. Somebody is going to make that a bad idea.
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Facebook Aunt posted:Are those 3d printed? That seems like a bad idea. Somebody is going to make that a bad idea. I was thinking this too, I can't tell by looking what material that is but PLA is the most common and it isn't food safe. I wouldn't expect it to be butt safe either.
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There any several different issues at play, but putting aside everything else, the main problem is that when you make something out of thin layers (ie 3D printing), you create an object that is perfect for bacteria to thrive in, and effectively impossible to sanitize.
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What is the world coming to when butt plugs are single use and toss?
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Facebook Aunt posted:Are those 3d printed? That seems like a bad idea. Somebody is going to make that a bad idea. 
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