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Much like the rest of you, I can't handle pimple stuff and I will never, ever, ever get the image of some guy, deep pores in his nose, pressing the front of his nose up and a TON of pus oozes out of every one of those goddamned pores, like chunky slime being forced up through a sewer grating. I don't know if that's the video that was posted on the last page, and I'm not going to check. gently caress.
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Apr 19, 2024 00:14
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Gross, gonna go with fake. If true my recommendation is to go into the ocean and let the salt sea purify you via osmosis (already assuming you can't afford a dermatologist), or perhaps the deep desert where the sun and wind blown sand will naturally ablate your concerns. Either way mission accomplished
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:I love a gel mask it feels satisfying af. That's a sludge mask e: "too annoying washing your hands all the time" christ just wipe your face slime off on a tissue and then wash once at the end of the session, I would call it fake but that sounds like just the kind of wishy-washy self delusion that someone who knows they're disgusting and doesn't care would come up with. McSpanky fucked around with this message at 02:13 on Apr 19, 2024 |
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Apr 19, 2024 02:10
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Yeah as soon as i saw it was gonna be a gross one i also started scrolling:loquacius posted:Can't fool me, anon, I spotted a gross-out fesh at the first mention of zits and stopped there This goon gets it. No time for this. The problem with confessions is there's almost no chance of getting anything good from these. It's gonna be gross poo poo or weird poo poo or weird gross poo poo as far as the inbox can handle. Maybe a tiny sliver of something wholesome but too embarrassing like "get beefy bitch, get REAL beefy," which now that I think about it might not have even been posted anonymously.
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:Long-time reader, first-time wretcher.  goddamn
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Apr 19, 2024 13:58
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SniperWoreConverse posted:Yeah as soon as i saw it was gonna be a gross one i also started scrolling: There was a fesh years back where a married goon caught her husband peeing in the kitchen sink and was seriously considering divorce over it. Not sure where that falls on the spectrum but it stuck with me for some reason.
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Apr 19, 2024 22:16
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Peeing in the sink means you want to murder your wife. It’s well known cmon.
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:Peeing in the sink means you want to murder your wife. It’s well known cmon. 
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Apr 20, 2024 01:21
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Malachite_Dragon posted:What if we don't have a wife to murder? People are just going to assume you murdered her and got away with it.
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Apr 20, 2024 01:44
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I've pissed in tons of sinks. It ain't no thang
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Unless there's some obscure issue just flush the loving toilet imo but hey maybe that's too radical a concept Goons and their wafflestomping poopknfe sink pissing lifestyles -- idgi
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Apr 20, 2024 04:53
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Just buy a bum gun. No toilet is complete without one.
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Apr 20, 2024 05:25
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duke nuke em: blow it out your rear end
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Apr 20, 2024 05:30
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SniperWoreConverse posted:Unless there's some obscure issue just flush the loving toilet imo but hey maybe that's too radical a concept Spoken like someone who has never had to deal with a younger sibling deliberately camping the crapper.
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Apr 20, 2024 05:51
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If you've never sinkpissed then you've never known the joy of bisecting the faucet stream with a mighty pissblast
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SniperWoreConverse posted:duke nuke em: blow it out your rear end Poop nukem.
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Dookie Nukem
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Come ON. It'd just be Nuke Dook'em and it's so obviously the case that I dunno how we got here. In other news, there's a couple short things like this sexual escape attempt posted:Is there a way to find foreign nationals to date that aren't a sex trafficking scam? Considering I have no ties to any other countries, this seems like the best way to get out of the USA when Trump buttfucks it next year to bundle with the more sobering and serious fare about tempting the elderly with overlarge veggies. gadzuccs! posted:I work as a waiter at a pretty high end restaurant. Last year I was struggling a bit financially (car broke down and then 3 months later my apartment rent went up) so I knew I had to increase my tips.
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Apr 20, 2024 16:58
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If the zucchini guy story was an HBO series I'd watch every episode.
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Apr 20, 2024 18:05
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Rad-daddio posted:If the zucchini guy story was an HBO series I'd watch every episode. It was a Gordon Korman book. The zucchini warriors.
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Rad-daddio posted:If the zucchini guy story was an HBO series I'd watch every episode. I too would watch someone balance the waiter-gigolo-thief facets of the character. Edit: I like Evan Peters for this.
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Rad-daddio posted:If the zucchini guy story was an HBO series I'd watch every episode. It starred Thomas Jane. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1229413/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0_tt_5_nm_3_q_hung
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wesleywillis posted:It was a Gordon Korman book. Bruno and Boots compete to see who can hide the bigger zucchini in their pants. Mayhem ensues!
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Apr 20, 2024 19:24
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I think if trumo were able to do whatever people imagine he's gonna do, he would have done it in round 1 Sexual Goon Robin Hood? Lol. Ridiculous but lol. She prob knew that poo poo was stole and hardly cared
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Apr 20, 2024 20:22
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Anonymous Confessions: Sexual Goon Robin Hood? Lol.
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I like thinking the whole staff is in on it like it's a crew of merry men type -- like revenge of the service sector You got your friar tucks trying to fancy up the wine selection pushing the marks towards higher abv with the "bouquet" or whatever The kitchen is out here taking deliveries and selling off the goods in secret Wait staff running comical interference vs management
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Apr 20, 2024 20:28
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Also romantic tension between Robin and a rich girl who helps them out sometimes and also plays the role of a maid to steal stuff for a thrill, Mary-Anne. Nobody recognizes her because "they don't really look at the help"
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Apr 20, 2024 20:34
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They're heisting expensive imported cured hams & cheese too, that's how it started, moderate level shrinkage The tax guy/ accountant knows something is up and goes to check, so Robin has to think fast and shoves this obvious crime sausage in his pants, escapes thru the actual restaurant, but it actually works too well There's a bartender duo that gets these rich dudes all tanked up & lubricated, thinking like another guy & chick pair. They call in to the drivers & all this
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Apr 20, 2024 20:47
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Damnit anonymous goon, sell you life rights already!
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wish it'd been a summer squash because "crookneck" feels like it belongs SOMEWHERE in here
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After the first drunk gently caress Robin calls the bartenders all panicked "holy poo poo you gotta get me outta here" so they're able to send a knock off, legally distinct from Uber driver who isn't gonna make a scene. As he goes to leave he ditches the drat sausage but then the rich woman maybe wants a selfie or some asinine thing so he quickly steals this silver candlestick to replace it. The driver shows up, and on the way out is deadpan "hey somethings different you get a haircut or something," Robin has to come clean and pull this expensive bullshit out, and that's it they're all basically roped into this comedy crime spree.
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Bruno and Boots compete to see who can hide the bigger zucchini in their pants. Mayhem ensues! Miss scrimmage suddenly takes a liking to those two hooligans. Cathy and Diane get jealous.
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The inbox contains enough material for one update before the icy tendrils of whatevs will again threaten to wrap themselves all sexy around our calves You guys want it now or what?
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OKjust curious posted:If a woman's kink/fetish is devirginizing dudes, is there a name for it? Different variations in Google just yield men being creepy towards teenage girls and yeah I bet it's something to do with breaking horses but I can't decide how I will feel if I am right haunted posted:Cis male here. I've been happily married for a decade give or take, but I still have dreams of being with other women (not talking sexual btw). Thing is, frequently the woman is someone I had a brief crush on in college, nearly 15 years ago. We did a summer project together, she had a boyfriend, but I was happy to just be her friend because she was cool and I had just gotten out of a relationship so I wasn't looking for anything anyway (...unless she didn't have a boyfriend). I had a ton of girl friends so it wasn't like I didn't know boundaries. We were best buds the whole time and it was a lot of fun hanging out with her. Ran in different circles though so we didn't hang out much after. This one came in a few days ago and since then I've found myself thinking about it at odd moments. I get it, which helps - but the honesty would be refreshing even if I didn't. I wish I knew what to say about it P.S. - I am basically just putting whatever suits me in the part that usually says "anon" - like this last one reminded me of that Poe song. If you 'fessors don't like it, lump it take it down the road and dump it! (or just say what you wanna be called in the anonymous email)
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quote:If a woman's kink/fetish is devirginizing dudes, is there a name for it? Different variations in Google just yield men being creepy towards teenage girls and yeah I think it's the same regardless, virgin or defloration fetish. Or just being a cougar if you're a woman.
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cult_hero posted:It starred Thomas Jane. Jon Bernthal was also in a series where he plays a gigolo, funny coincidence.
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burial posted:I wish I knew what to say about it We all have sexual thoughts about different people in our lives, not just our partners. Sometimes you may get fixated on something. A jungian might suggest that it is because you are fighting against this feeling that it has so much control over you. Maybe dive deep into it sometime and see where it takes you.
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