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Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
(rising out of a ditch like Dracula emerging from his tomb)

psi is stored in the balls

(falls back in)

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Atopian
Sep 23, 2014

I need a security perimeter with Venetian blinds.

Heath posted:

(rising out of a ditch like Dracula emerging from his tomb)

psi is stored in the balls

(falls back in)

psssssssssssssssi

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Remember that discussion we had about being banned on reddit?

https://twitter.com/elaifresh/status/1779600432085819708

RPATDO_LAMD
Mar 22, 2013

🐘🪠🍆
lmao

TK8325
Sep 22, 2014



wow i never noticed it has no door handles. wtf

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

Kevin DuBrow posted:

r/psionics has been an interesting subreddit to read. People who believe they have telekinesis, time control powers, etc. One topic it introduced me to is "psi balls".
just lmao hearing this as an audio diary in Prey

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you

TK8325 posted:

wow i never noticed it has no door handles. wtf

It's a very stupid car

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy

TK8325 posted:

wow i never noticed it has no door handles. wtf

I once rode with someone in a tesla and it had some weird rear end non intuitive door handles. just seemed like it's different for the sake of being different. I hosed with it for like two minutes without success and still didn't really understand it when shown how. like man it's door handles we have iterated those for decades it's ok. you didn't put square wheels on the drat thing...well they haven't yet anyway.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Light Gun Man posted:

I once rode with someone in a tesla and it had some weird rear end non intuitive door handles. just seemed like it's different for the sake of being different. I hosed with it for like two minutes without success and still didn't really understand it when shown how. like man it's door handles we have iterated those for decades it's ok. you didn't put square wheels on the drat thing...well they haven't yet anyway.

Those door handles, or lack thereof, have been the cause of several deaths. People have burned to death or drowned because the car they bought has special doors for smart boys.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Light Gun Man posted:

I once rode with someone in a tesla and it had some weird rear end non intuitive door handles. just seemed like it's different for the sake of being different. I hosed with it for like two minutes without success and still didn't really understand it when shown how. like man it's door handles we have iterated those for decades it's ok. you didn't put square wheels on the drat thing...well they haven't yet anyway.

Yeah first time in a Tesla a few years ago and that struck me as different for no advantage or reason.

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArilrlaVoFU
Swedish but with English subtitles if you want to know everything that will probably break on a Model S

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Karma is stored in the Psi Balls

DerekSmartymans
Feb 14, 2005

The
Copacetic
Ascetic

Anders posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArilrlaVoFU
If you want to know, everything that will probably break on a Model S

FTFY

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you

That's a fair edit

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Remember that discussion we had about being banned on reddit?

https://twitter.com/elaifresh/status/1779600432085819708

Holy poo poo, I thought the pedal issue would have been some weird dumb tech problem. It's literally just the pedal falling off and wedging itself into a nook to physically hold your accelerator down.

wtf is it with people being totally on board with cults these days? I "get" the religious cult poo poo because they're not based in reality to begin with. Worshiping people, or anything for that matter, is just so loving weird to me.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Pennywise the Frown posted:

Holy poo poo, I thought the pedal issue would have been some weird dumb tech problem. It's literally just the pedal falling off and wedging itself into a nook to physically hold your accelerator down.

wtf is it with people being totally on board with cults these days? I "get" the religious cult poo poo because they're not based in reality to begin with. Worshiping people, or anything for that matter, is just so loving weird to me.

Some people, when the subconscious existential dread gets too bad, turn to hero worship in a desperate attempt to "fix things". Real heads spend their days shitposting into the sunset on a dead and gay internet forum.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Biplane posted:

Real heads spend their days shitposting into the sunset on a dead and gay internet forum.

:hmmyes:

Let's post through it my brothers and sisters.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

TIL that Reddit “leans left” which is why it’s bad.

:thunkin:

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!
If Reddit did lean left it would be the “are women bourgeois” kind of left.

Black Noise
Jan 23, 2008

WHAT UP

It’s Broscialism. How does this policy affect me and my 2% Irish heritage.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Pennywise the Frown posted:

Holy poo poo, I thought the pedal issue would have been some weird dumb tech problem. It's literally just the pedal falling off and wedging itself into a nook to physically hold your accelerator down.

wtf is it with people being totally on board with cults these days? I "get" the religious cult poo poo because they're not based in reality to begin with. Worshiping people, or anything for that matter, is just so loving weird to me.

Yes, the dumb software can distract from the terrible hardware.

Willatron
Sep 22, 2009

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Remember that discussion we had about being banned on reddit?

https://twitter.com/elaifresh/status/1779600432085819708

Elon really should have just bought Reddit instead. It's definitely more his style and there's already built in communities who worship him like he wishes Twitter did.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Pennywise the Frown posted:

:hmmyes:

Let's post through it my brothers and sisters.

:haibrower: siblings in Satan posting goatse through the long, last midnight

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Remember that discussion we had about being banned on reddit?

https://twitter.com/elaifresh/status/1779600432085819708

great way to get a billion reposts

Internet Old One
Dec 6, 2021

Coke Adds Life

Willatron posted:

I've had to tell people, irl, they were confusing Shaq's "Kazaam", which is real, for Sinbad's "Shazam" way more than I ever would have thought I'd have to. And they still get all stubborn about it and insist Shazam is a real movie despite Sinbad himself saying it doesn't exist.

It’s a movie that should have existed. Not because I would have watched it, but because it pissed off the god of the 90s and humanity’s stats have been hosed ever since.

Internet Old One
Dec 6, 2021

Coke Adds Life

Biplane posted:

Real heads spend their days shitposting into the sunset on a dead and gay internet forum.

Dead gay forums are no kidding having a secret golden era, they’re not rolling out Le epic memes every day or growing gangbusters. They’re just full of people who managed to go a decade without getting perma’d and not seen as a worthwhile use of time for trolls. Even explicitly toxic shitholes like totse manage to be less insidiously depressing than Reddit and twitter.

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
we'll be posting as the bombs drop, someone will have The Last Sixer ever

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
The world's ending and bad posting abounds. The mods have a last stand and are firing off probes and bans left and right but the bad-posting continues without intermission. As the bad posters breach the walls, mods start falling one by one, until at last a single moderator is left.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

My ghost will keep posting. Not even the dead, radioactive earth will be free of my Opinions.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Biplane posted:

Those door handles, or lack thereof, have been the cause of several deaths. People have burned to death or drowned because the car they bought has special doors for smart boys.

also i think all the ride share apps literally have a custom tutorial push notification for tesla pickups.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Pennywise the Frown posted:

Holy poo poo, I thought the pedal issue would have been some weird dumb tech problem. It's literally just the pedal falling off and wedging itself into a nook to physically hold your accelerator down.

wtf is it with people being totally on board with cults these days? I "get" the religious cult poo poo because they're not based in reality to begin with. Worshiping people, or anything for that matter, is just so loving weird to me.

Please name the decade when humans were not totally on board with cults.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Facebook Aunt posted:

Please name the decade when humans were not totally on board with cults.

253,420BCE

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

idk go back a few decades and the closest thing you get to plutocrat messiah cults like Trump and Musk would be, what, Ross Perot?

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Ross perot is considerably less embarrassing than trump and musk combined

Flavahbeast
Jul 21, 2001


the cults have some good ideas

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy
modern cults are lame, there isn't even free sex

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
https://old.reddit.com/r/AmericaBad/comments/1c8nbbs/more_people_get_killed_by_knives_than_guns_in/

This sub sucks poo poo but I guess they're also allowed to post deliberate falsehoods also? These people are extremely stupid so I assume they actually believe it

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Facebook Aunt posted:

Please name the decade when humans were not totally on board with cults.

No, I'm saying they've changed. Well we still have the classics like the end of the world stuff and the rapture or a comet will take us from this world... sure. But "I absolutely love this billionaire and will defend him at any given moment because he made a product I loving hate but tell everyone I love" is super weird. Like Steve Jobs. Dude was a moron and people worshiped him. He didn't do anything. He was a marketer.

I don't get it.

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

Willatron posted:

Elon really should have just bought Reddit instead. It's definitely more his style and there's already built in communities who worship him like he wishes Twitter did.

Then he couldn't have read Grimes DMs

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Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy

Pennywise the Frown posted:

No, I'm saying they've changed. Well we still have the classics like the end of the world stuff and the rapture or a comet will take us from this world... sure. But "I absolutely love this billionaire and will defend him at any given moment because he made a product I loving hate but tell everyone I love" is super weird. Like Steve Jobs. Dude was a moron and people worshiped him. He didn't do anything. He was a marketer.

I don't get it.

they used to do that for kings, seems like about the same thing to me. all hail the moneyhaver

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