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AITAH for breaking up with my bf after he allegedly helped my drunk friend at the club? quote:I’m not a clubbing kind of girl. My bf loves clubbing a lot. I’ve gone to a few clubs with him but I usually let him do his thing because it wasn’t fun at all for me.
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# ? Apr 20, 2024 13:54 |
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That appears to be from a couple years after the reddit story
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# ? Apr 20, 2024 14:24 |
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If my friend had an experience like that at the club and was crashing at my place because of it. The first people to find out would be everybody I know who goes clubbing, including my gf!
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# ? Apr 20, 2024 14:27 |
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DoubleNegative posted:The one that lives rent free in my head is the guy who was adamant that upon being adopted, children will magically get the DNA of their adoptive father.
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John Wick of Dogs posted:People get loving weird about vegan food. It's because completely banal things have been politicised into wedge issues, creating political cleavage (i.e. us vs. them) where there was none. They've been propagandised to unwittingly do culture war. It's like when some years back an Australian dairy company put a small halal label on their milk packaging, and people lost their poo poo lmao. The company was like "our milk has always been halal, you actually have to go out of your way to make milk haram, all we did was change the design of the packaging?"
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# ? Apr 20, 2024 14:30 |
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mystes posted:That appears to be from a couple years after the reddit story lmao look at this goober who has never hearda wormholes smhd
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# ? Apr 20, 2024 14:34 |
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ahh so definitely nta then
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# ? Apr 20, 2024 14:42 |
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BrigadierSensible posted:And the "you have to pay us back for the gift we gave you" cousin is just as bad or worse. I wish OP had made a concrete block full of nails and glass and cat turds and then gave it to fuckwit and said "your money's inside"
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CannonFodder posted:This is pages and pages ago, and may have been referenced, but I just think about the guy who thinks when a woman is having twins it takes 18 months, one after the other. I thought he assumed it would take twice as long because of "limited resources" or something that makes sense on an assembly line but not in biology.
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Nocheez posted:I thought he assumed it would take twice as long because of "limited resources" or something that makes sense on an assembly line but not in biology. I posted it in the last dozen or so pages (Thread moved fast this week.) But he was claiming it was simple maths and it was up to the poster to show something otherwise, I mean 1 baby = 9 months, 2 baby is 1+1 = 18 months. That's just how math works! Mordiceius posted:One time, my wife and I took her mother out to a relatively nice Italian restaurant in the city - since she's from rural Alabama and has hardly tried anything. I like to believe that being from Alabama there was just the assumption that it was cooked in Pork Lard and served with Bacon and so it wasn't worth vocalizing in the explanation.
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# ? Apr 20, 2024 16:42 |
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https://voca.ro/16NdnZIFs0d4 Someone’s parrot learned a new song
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# ? Apr 20, 2024 17:00 |
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Dear Miss Manners: My 29-year-old, fully independent daughter recently told me that she does not wish to hear negative comments from me: “If you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all.”quote:I am the retired senior director of a large multimillion-dollar firm with two postgraduate degrees. I successfully managed hundreds of employees over the years and undertook extensive, complaint-free personnel management, staff development and mentoring. I have a forthright personality and am used to speaking my mind directly with family, due to years of having to be politically correct in the office. I raised my daughter to be a strong, successful career woman. I am at a loss now that I must be politically correct all the time. quote:Not wanting to be a punching bag for bottled-up negativity, Miss Manners notes, hardly qualifies as censorship. Perhaps your daughter is so successful because she learned from you how to maintain cordial business relationships. Now she is doing you one better by recognizing that family deserves the same respect, if not — brace yourself — even more. Dear Miss Manners, I have been forced to be polite and accepting all my life, when really I longed to be racist. My daughter doesn't want to listen to my being racist. Tell me I'm being wronged.
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# ? Apr 20, 2024 17:03 |
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Aw drat, just when I was looking forward to enjoying a long retirement racisming in peace
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# ? Apr 20, 2024 17:09 |
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Man you guys are always so quick to jump to racism. They could be a massive bigoted piece of poo poo about LGBTQ stuff instead you know.
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# ? Apr 20, 2024 17:13 |
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Hughlander posted:I posted it in the last dozen or so pages (Thread moved fast this week.) But he was claiming it was simple maths and it was up to the poster to show something otherwise, I mean 1 baby = 9 months, 2 baby is 1+1 = 18 months. That's just how math works! It's just like how 9 women working together can produce a baby in 1 month.
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# ? Apr 20, 2024 17:13 |
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Everyone is assuming it's racism or bigotry, but what about daughter just doesn't want her mom to criticize and second guess everything the daughter does? Could also be her being grandkid crazy and won't stop bugging her daughter. I know "politically correct" makes it sound like it is bigotry but that seems to be a catch all term now for boomers that means "How dare someone tell me I can't talk about something!"
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Rescue Toaster posted:Man you guys are always so quick to jump to racism. I'm not sure I've yet met a single homophobic person that wasn't racist in some way.
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# ? Apr 20, 2024 17:27 |
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limp_cheese posted:Everyone is assuming it's racism or bigotry, but what about daughter just doesn't want her mom to criticize and second guess everything the daughter does? Am I missing something? The post doesn’t seem to indicate which parent letter writer is.
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Arsenic Lupin posted:Dear Miss Manners: My 29-year-old, fully independent daughter recently told me that she does not wish to hear negative comments from me: “If you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all.”
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limp_cheese posted:Everyone is assuming it's racism or bigotry, but what about daughter just doesn't want her mom to criticize and second guess everything the daughter does? It's just an easy way to make a quick joke, whether or not that's their exact problem. I wouldn't doubt that they're critical of the daughter too, but the comments about having to "self-censor" and such at home made me jump right to them having Opinions they want to express about Other People.
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# ? Apr 20, 2024 17:30 |
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Moon Slayer posted:AITAH for breaking up with my bf after he allegedly helped my drunk friend at the club? This seems like another one of those where if you didn't try to explain it, you'd be fine. Like if Alyssa is just crashed at BF's place when he's not there, wakes up, and says something normal, it reads like she just crashed there from being drunk/tired/drugged. Or if BF texted 'FYI, Alyssa is crashing at my place' instead of keeping it a secret. But when Alyssa gets spotted in his bed, then jumps up in a panic and immediately begins loudly explaining 'this looks like we were sleeping together, but we weren't, let me give an explanation that includes an unprovable assertion (the drugging) that we can say you're victim blaming if you doubt' it makes it pretty clear that it is actually what it looks like. Also these "Now our friends are begging me to give a second chance and saying my bf was a good guy." are just so weird to me. I can't imagine a whole group of friends insisting that I put my dating life up to their vote, or begging me to be in a particular relationship, or whatever they're doing.
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limp_cheese posted:Everyone is assuming it's racism or bigotry, but what about daughter just doesn't want her mom to criticize and second guess everything the daughter does?
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DreamingofRoses posted:Am I missing something? The post doesn’t seem to indicate which parent letter writer is.
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# ? Apr 20, 2024 17:33 |
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Vegan food is a dumb culture war/identity politics topic and they're mad that if they eat something labeled vegan it's going to make them gay and trans and feminist and communist.
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# ? Apr 20, 2024 17:40 |
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Vegan is good because it reminds me of Vegeta.
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DreamingofRoses posted:Am I missing something? The post doesn’t seem to indicate which parent letter writer is. You're right. For some reason when they mention their daughter becoming a strong and successful woman I inferred "Like me."
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# ? Apr 20, 2024 17:47 |
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I know we're past classic thread moments, but does anyone have the link to the John the Baptist/Jesus Christ song? That was an all-timer.
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# ? Apr 20, 2024 17:57 |
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Found it by remembering the iconic line Baptizing with water: Song I am writing quote:Hi I 21(f) am getting into writing biblical songs. I am writing one about John the baptised. Here it is so ooo yeahhh
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# ? Apr 20, 2024 18:03 |
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Thanks, remembering that helped me find the rendition. https://whyp.it/tracks/137259/j-the-b?token=tUPee Edit: Sorry, credit to Rat Patrol.
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# ? Apr 20, 2024 18:07 |
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Cloacamazing! posted:Found it by remembering the iconic line Baptizing with water: My loving playlist had 3 songs now
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My husbands friends Gf claimed my husband was cheating with her.quote:I am 34F married to 38M. We have 2 kids ages 13 and 11. This is going to be a weird one, I'm sorry, but I need some advice. r/relationships: I know his D when I see it, I've been using it for a very long time
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Qylvaran posted:It's just like how 9 women working together can produce a baby in 1 month. The fabled spirit womb
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ApplesandOranges posted:My husbands friends Gf claimed my husband was cheating with her. well it was a good plan otherwise
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ApplesandOranges posted:My husbands friends Gf claimed my husband was cheating with her. Twist: the husband's obliviousness was a ruse all along, and he's actually masterminded the perfect plan to pull off the affair
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# ? Apr 20, 2024 19:15 |
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He pretended to have a crooked dick for twenty years, just so he could never be caught sending extramarital dick pics!
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# ? Apr 20, 2024 19:20 |
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a real Pecker Söze
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He wears one of those sleeves that one post was trying to advertise, but only for his affair partner and her dick pics.
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Cloacamazing! posted:He pretended to have a crooked dick for twenty years, just so he could never be caught sending extramarital dick pics! I, too, remember the Prestige porn parody
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Butter Activities posted:My loving playlist had 3 songs now CBAT Oooh John the Baptist Worm music
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hawowanlawow posted:well it was a good plan otherwise You miss 100% of the shots not taken.
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