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Apr 20, 2024 20:32
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https://x.com/HardlyTimes/status/1781746199113990546
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Apr 20, 2024 20:45
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I’ll probably regret it, but where are these poop stories coming from? I’m not surprised they exist but goddamn it makes me so loving mad that this farce of an election is continuing at all
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Apr 20, 2024 20:45
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MadSparkle posted:I’ll probably regret it, but where are these poop stories coming from? I’m not surprised they exist but goddamn it makes me so loving mad that this farce of an election is continuing at all everyone is doing poop stories. trump pooped in court and biden pooped in the vatican.
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Apr 20, 2024 20:48
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olds be poopin
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Apr 20, 2024 20:48
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HallelujahLee posted:heres the other poo poo it does who would have thought that when it comes to things they actually want to accomplish, it happens quickly...
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Apr 20, 2024 21:15
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MadSparkle posted:I’ll probably regret it, but where are these poop stories coming from? I’m not surprised they exist but goddamn it makes me so loving mad that this farce of an election is continuing at all Since it's a slow news day and as the poop handler expert here is my research 1.) It started with the weird fart noise that sounded like someone ripping huge rear end during a Biden zoom call. https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/davidmack/joe-biden-fart-noise-tom-wolf People commonly said he just poo poo himself and kept going. This would track with an incontinent person and he was already incapable of speaking language at some points in 2020 so it wasn't too far out of line to expect him to have common issues people with late stage dementia have. This was also at the point during the campaign when he was disappearing for months at a time and the media would just tell you every day that he was amazing. So rarely appearing made weird health issues seem more likely. 2.) It continued with the Pope visit. Snopes got involved but this just proves it was a story at the time people were talking about. They are unreliable and obviously can't be trusted. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/did-biden-poop-his-pants-in-rome/ Here is their reasoning for why it didn't happen quote:There's no evidence that this claim and the social media trend that sprang from it were based on anything other than idle gossip. 3.) Around the same time there were at least 3 meetings with press present where something strange happened. Biden would be talking to some prime minister or foreign treasury secretary or something where they sit side by side in those chairs or a couch in the oval office and an aide standing near Biden would start screaming "THANK YOU" and the room would be cleared by screaming aides in like 20 seconds. No explanation was given and no media really reported it. I can't even find the videos of it happening anymore. This is different to Trump. The derangement surrounding him has led to a bunch of juvenile pee-pee-poo-poo-orange-man-small-hand babytalk by the people obsessed with him as ways to try and own him. Trump is just a regular elderly rear end in a top hat getting "Awww got a depends old man" treatment. It was well established that Drumpfh have big poo poo diapey wipey by 2020 when Biden took over to run the ball down the field. On the other hand Biden not only should very obviously be in some type of care facility, where this kind of thing is to be expected, but he has tons of circumstantial evidence of pants making GBS threads complete with third party reports that he is actually pooping his pants. When anyone points this out about Biden we get the "Whatabout drumpfgy diapey wipey" poo poo in response. In conclusion, the poop handlers are real and I think FOIA requests could prove it if done right but don't know where to start with that. It wouldn't be critical information and they might not be guarding 100% of the proof perfectly if they think nobody knows about it. Rectal Death Alert has issued a correction as of 21:59 on Apr 20, 2024 |
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Apr 20, 2024 21:51
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DJJIB-DJDCT posted:They're going to ban TikTok, fund Israel, and Ukraine all at once eh? lol very hard to explain how those are related. They're what our betters want for us instead a living wage & safety net.  The kids are already up in arms about the tiktok ban.
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Apr 20, 2024 21:57
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HallelujahLee posted:Give TikTok's Chinese parent, ByteDance, nine months to sell the social media company or it would be banned from US app stores. Trump is already promising that he'll bring it back if he's reelected, lol.
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Apr 20, 2024 21:59
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Willa Rogers posted:Trump is already promising that he'll bring it back if he's reelected, lol. once again outflanking the democrat party from the left
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Apr 20, 2024 22:14
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seeing trump outflank biden on so many issues
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Apr 20, 2024 22:16
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let the bytes dance
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Apr 20, 2024 22:16
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Rectal Death Alert posted:Since it's a slow news day and as the poop handler expert here is my research PROTIP: if you work for a president over a year without him negligent discharging at least once, you aren't handling him enough. NDS are a natural part of handling politicians, just like tweaking your back is part of weightlifting and car accidents are part of driving. I watch the president ND several times a year because I actually HANDLE and know how to USE my president. It makes me a better political advisor and assistant, and it's a small part of the price you pay in the democrat lifestyle. Simple fact is, the "hygienic mentality" will build mental blocks in your head that will get you killed. You need to be comfortable putting your hand on the back of the president and pointing him offstage whenever you want no matter the time, place, or status of his pants. Taking time to check whether the president is wearing a diaper whenever you put him in public up will serve to make you hesitate in a personal defense scenario. You loving safety idiots are going to get people killed all because of this loving "ND" shaming. Presidents are inherently lovely, you need to accept it.
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Apr 20, 2024 22:20
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das hipster posted:PROTIP: if you work for a president over a year without him negligent discharging at least once, you aren't handling him enough. NDS are a natural part of handling politicians, just like tweaking your back is part of weightlifting and car accidents are part of driving. I watch the president ND several times a year because I actually HANDLE and know how to USE my president. It makes me a better political handler and advisor, and it's a small part of the price you pay in the democrat lifestyle.
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Apr 20, 2024 22:20
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https://twitter.com/davidminpdx/status/1781701936389259436?t=1MMrHLCpjwIDE9iMiN0UXg&s=19 Lol i guess they really want to lose
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Apr 20, 2024 22:22
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Trabisnikof posted:everyone is doing poop stories. trump pooped in court and biden pooped in the vatican. Trump is pooping in court, Biden is pooping in the vatican. I’m pooping on Robert Mueller and the rule of law!
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Apr 20, 2024 22:22
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gradenko_2000 posted:https://twitter.com/davidminpdx/status/1781701936389259436?t=1MMrHLCpjwIDE9iMiN0UXg&s=19 gently caress joe biden
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Apr 20, 2024 22:23
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"all a Democrat needs to do is deschedule Marijuana and they'd win regardless of anything else" *Biden does the opposite of that*
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Apr 20, 2024 22:28
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Trabisnikof posted:everyone is doing poop stories. trump pooped in court and biden pooped in the vatican. oh I thought it was just a smelly wet fart, fine line there tbh
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Apr 20, 2024 22:28
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it's 2028 and the primary candidates are AOC, Pete, and Stancil. who you voting for?
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Apr 20, 2024 22:29
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Joementum posted:it's 2028 and the primary candidates are AOC, Pete, and Stancil. who you voting for? the most relatable one. Pete
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Apr 20, 2024 22:29
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das hipster posted:PROTIP: if you work for a president over a year without him negligent discharging at least once, you aren't handling him enough. NDS are a natural part of handling politicians, just like tweaking your back is part of weightlifting and car accidents are part of driving. I watch the president ND several times a year because I actually HANDLE and know how to USE my president. It makes me a better political advisor and assistant, and it's a small part of the price you pay in the democrat lifestyle.
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Apr 20, 2024 22:30
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Joementum posted:it's 2028 and the primary candidates are AOC, Pete, and Stancil. who you voting for? .38 caliber to the skull
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Apr 20, 2024 22:31
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"Legalizing marijuana would be incredibly popular." "Yep." "Such an incredibly popular act would arguably ensure reelection?" "Yep." "So legalizing marijuana is an incredibly smart political move." "Makes sense to me." "Then legalize marijuana."
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Apr 20, 2024 22:31
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I will not abide this devil’s lettuce induced tom foolery
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Apr 20, 2024 22:32
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Willa Rogers posted:Trump is already promising that he'll bring it back if he's reelected, lol. which is kind of funny, didn't TikTok and K-Pop kids screw up his Tulsa rally a few years ago? I thought it would be something he'd be holding a venomous grudge about... not that I'm complaining lol
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Apr 20, 2024 22:33
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Joementum posted:it's 2028 and the primary candidates are AOC, Pete, and Stancil. who you voting for? Stancil / Buttigeig would be a winning ticket Willy Pete for America
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Apr 20, 2024 22:34
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Raskolnikov38 posted:.38 caliber to the skull .38 seems like an usual choice in this day and age.
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Apr 20, 2024 22:38
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Gripweed posted:How the gently caress can anyone listen to Biden speak and think this is OK? It doesn't matter what he's talking about, just listen to his voice. He is too old. How are people denying that? 
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Apr 20, 2024 22:40
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MadSparkle posted:which is kind of funny, didn't TikTok and K-Pop kids screw up his Tulsa rally a few years ago? I thought it would be something he'd be holding a venomous grudge about... not that I'm complaining lol Trump understands doing popular things equals votes and it's the most popular app. Genocide joe thinks doing unpopular things show his character and gets him votes. Let's see who's right.
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Apr 20, 2024 22:44
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Rectal Death Alert posted:Since it's a slow news day and as the poop handler expert here is my research Yikes Genocidal poopy pants syndrome I remember that Trump stuff from years ago, about his diaper, etc., when people were like EWWW HE SHITS HIMSELF, HE SHOULDN'T EVEN BE IN THE OVAL OFFICE!!!!! And then you add to it how much the presidency in general just loving AGES a person in general, and it's a combination of Biden already being loving old and aging like that Indiana Jones nazi in real time
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Apr 20, 2024 22:44
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Joementum posted:it's 2028 and the primary candidates are AOC, Pete, and Stancil. who you voting for? None of the above. If I vote at all from now on it'll be on the local level.
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Apr 20, 2024 22:45
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https://x.com/TheDemocrats/status/1781779898840883399
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Apr 20, 2024 22:46
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MadSparkle posted:which is kind of funny, didn't TikTok and K-Pop kids screw up his Tulsa rally a few years ago? I thought it would be something he'd be holding a venomous grudge about... not that I'm complaining lol Trump has a higher IQ than Biden (shocking, I know) and saw how unpopular this was with the youth and went "you know I can probably steal most of the youth vote just by saying i'm going to reverse this" and meanwhile biden and the dems and the country club republicans are out here going "oh he's only doing this for his BILLIONAIRE buddies. He's CROOKED. don't fall for his RUSES" and jerking each other off in politico and nyt articles
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Apr 20, 2024 22:47
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only a boor would deign to do something so churlish as 'giving people things to win votes' that's so low brow and vile. anyway here's lin manuel miranda to do a fun rap about slavery
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Apr 20, 2024 22:48
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Scarabrae posted:I will not abide this devil’s lettuce induced tom foolery I try to stay positive about it. I think the longer the silents/boomers fist fight with time and demand to stay in power by force and rule the world, the worse they make things and the more they make people hate them then whatever comes next might be a bit better or even good depending on how terrible they make things. It's like kids beaten like a UFC fight by their parents are sometimes better parents out of spite. People bullied by psychotic boomer teachers might turn into better teachers. It sucks we have to be victims to a horrible group of humans but they can't yet become immortal. By 2030 half of the worst ones will be dead and current people will be different when they are that old.
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Apr 20, 2024 22:50
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Real hurthling! posted:nancys rep tho https://twitter.com/ladydreamspeed/status/1777341125054943266
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Apr 20, 2024 22:50
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Grapplejack posted:only a boor would deign to do something so churlish as 'giving people things to win votes' that's so low brow and vile. anyway here's lin manuel miranda to do a fun rap about slavery those cheap, tawdry parlor tricks are so gauche, very low-hanging fruit They have no place amidst our trailblazing, urbane thespians Imagining Pelosi types saying this makes me simultaneously want to laugh but hurl as well
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Apr 20, 2024 22:57
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Biden's official account is receiving nothing but negative comments and outright attacks/threats. He's not going to win.
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Apr 20, 2024 23:13
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Nonsense posted:Biden's official account is receiving nothing but negative comments and outright attacks/threats. He's not going to win. It'll be like 2004 where everyone's bitching about the president but he still wins. I loving hate it, but I just don't think America is ready to do something as funny as Grover Cleveland Trump.
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Apr 20, 2024 23:18
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