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Canuckistan
Jan 14, 2004

I'm the greatest thing since World War III.





Soiled Meat

Shaddak posted:

Two balls, one cup

Three balls!

edit - a shameful snipe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pio3-45-fpA

Canuckistan has a new favorite as of 17:19 on Apr 20, 2024

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Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

https://youtu.be/uBVHEfZYzb0

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
:aaa:

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
Originally captioned "Well the bike overreacted"

https://i.imgur.com/r4T4l9Y.mp4

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Trabant posted:

Originally captioned "Well the bike overreacted"

https://i.imgur.com/r4T4l9Y.mp4

I'm surprised, and disappointed, it didn't set itself on fire in the process.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Neddy Seagoon posted:

I'm surprised, and disappointed, it didn't set itself on fire in the process.

Please, that driver is a person and has a name.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




You pressed the red button, didn't you? That's the first thing they teach you in the safety course, don't press the red button!

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Nenonen posted:

Please, that driver is a person and has a name.

Now I just have a mental image of the driver getting up, watching the bike self-destruct, and then spontaneously combusting out of nowhere.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.
https://twitter.com/CodifyBaseball/status/1781491272471200246

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Phimosis cured

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Trabant posted:

Originally captioned "Well the bike overreacted"

https://i.imgur.com/r4T4l9Y.mp4

Some disassembly required.

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

PROCEED

Darth Brooks posted:

Some disassembly required.

Yeah but not much.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Trabant posted:

Originally captioned "Well the bike overreacted"

https://i.imgur.com/r4T4l9Y.mp4
"Did we just lose tO loving MIKE???"

CrocodileKingSaysNO
Jul 25, 2007

Car Boys flashbacks

Benoit
Jun 26, 2006

FLY NAVY

What was this man’s end game? He is in a parking lot surrounded by trees, tall floodlights, and various curbs, barriers, and cars on the ground.

So what was his perceived best case scenario - taking flight above the trees? Run flat into them? Get hung up on a floodlight? The minute he got some speed he looked terrified.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
His thought process began and ended with "PARAGLIDING, gently caress YEAH". There was no thought of safety or surroundings.
There's a *reason* dudes tend not to live as long.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

I have a paramotor

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

Neddy Seagoon posted:

I'm surprised, and disappointed, it didn't set itself on fire in the process.
Can't spark there mate.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

CrocodileKingSaysNO posted:

Car Boys flashbacks

SEE YOU SPACE COWBOY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YDGk3unnbs&t=232s

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUxTF3EVpwY

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Trabant posted:

Originally captioned "Well the bike overreacted"

https://i.imgur.com/r4T4l9Y.mp4

I will never race a Bethesda bike again.

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

Festina lente

Trabant posted:

Originally captioned "Well the bike overreacted"

https://i.imgur.com/r4T4l9Y.mp4

Ah yes the Suzuki Neymar

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007


muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005



Car Boys was so funny, why did Nick have to turn out to be a huge creep?

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


muscles like this! posted:

Car Boys was so funny, why did Nick have to turn out to be a huge creep?

Cause he failed cook for cube, the consequences being social permadeath

Discernibly Turgid
Mar 30, 2010

This was not the improvement I was asking for!

carrionman posted:

If they're going could I get one too?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Same (cuz it’s true)

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

The General
Mar 4, 2007


Discernibly Turgid posted:

Same (cuz it’s true)

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Amphigory
Feb 6, 2005




carrionman posted:

If they're going could I get one too?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Same, because my rap sheet is practically empty and lame. Thx

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

Amphigory posted:

Same, because my rap sheet is practically empty and lame. Thx

give this goon a ban + 30

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
https://i.imgur.com/8MzjRGG.mp4

:catstare:

https://i.imgur.com/W4YilCR.mp4

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Shifty Nipples posted:

Actually could I get a sixer with that image as the probation reason pls tia

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
Late to the party but I would also like some truth on my sheet

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
Same plz

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

spechtie
Feb 24, 2024

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_sc1xcahMKe1w5pr9j.mp4

sound on
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_sc8qnb2rra1qigfjt.mp4

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Shifty Nipples posted:

Actually could I get a sixer with that image as the probation reason pls tia

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Oh, we're doing this? :tipshat:

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗

Before my carpal tunnel got so bad I had to quit, whenever I tried to play guitar in an open room my cat would get his face about 3" in front of the strings and loving scream every time the pick hit a string. Eventually he'd start trying to attack them.

He didn't do it with a bass or even a uke just guitars. Weird rear end animal.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Awesome air conditioner cover.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Awesome air conditioner cover.

I thought that was worm music.

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
The cat's just freaked out because it knows she'll attract an anglerfish

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

jeebus bob posted:

Ah yes the Suzuki Neymar

lol

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spechtie
Feb 24, 2024

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_sc8qabKJAI1qigfjt.mp4

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