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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Juice: Please stop calling me your demons... :smith:

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Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH
that's so much better than Buddy's line it's ridiculous

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




how can she lose

Spiggy
Apr 26, 2008

Not a cop
Toni putting over Juice

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Wow, if I didn't know better, I'd say this Toni Storm lady was a pro wrestler.

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
:golfclap:

Well drat Juice :golfclap:

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 13 hours!
Malakai stomping around because "hell is in my bedroom and i make love to my demons every night" is a billion times more metal than anything he's ever said

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006
I hope someone managed to tell Kyle what a bunkhouse brawl is

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

this isn't the main?!

Parallax
Jan 14, 2006

toni does the best promo in all of aew

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


Barry Bluejeans posted:

then follow up with that bit about blowing up the moon, that always gets 'em going

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008


This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Jerusalem posted:

Juice: Please stop calling me your demons... :smith:

there is absolutely zero chance juice would say that lol

Okkult
Oct 10, 2012



Shard posted:

this isn't the main?!

It's the main event of hour one.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Takeshita's outfit :kiss:

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

MorningMoon posted:

Malakai stomping around because "hell is in my bedroom and i make love to my demons every night" is a billion times more metal than anything he's ever said

some folks train so hard to be the best, and other just are naturally.

Ringo Roadagain
Mar 27, 2010

lmao bosozoku takeshita

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

Juice is an aspect of Raphael from BG3. Not surprising.

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


MorningMoon posted:

Malakai stomping around because "hell is in my bedroom and i make love to my demons every night" is a billion times more metal than anything he's ever said

yeah, that was a better promo than anything he's ever said

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
I get that the goofy gimmick isn't for everybody but Timeless Toni has legitimately been amazing at cutting feud-defining promos for big title matches

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Oh man already brawlin

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
I love wrestlers put on jeans for street fights :unsmith:

Kvantum
Feb 5, 2006
Skee-entist

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

there is absolutely zero chance juice would say that lol

I expect him to have a "Toni Storm's Demons" shirt the next time he shows up on screen.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008


This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Ringo Roadagain posted:

lmao bosozoku takeshita

holy poo poo you're right lol

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

They told Takeshita that everyone dresses like a biker in the bunkhouse brawl

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 13 hours!
holy poo poo Nigel

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Nigel apologizing for disparaging clamdiggers

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

big mollusk

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Nigel crossed Big Mollusk :ohdear:

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008


This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
don't lump us oregonians in with the perfidious clamdiggers of the north

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

leave the girl alone fletcher!

a dumb moron
Mar 19, 2024

augh
Nigel :allears:

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


lol claudio helping pick up the trash

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


Kyle in the running for most hosed fucker just bc of this match

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

Takeshita/Pac team when?!

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 13 hours!
PAC: ...someone is touchin my hammer

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
TAKESHITA NO

that's PAC's tiny hammer :mad:

Most Power Alex
Sep 2, 2023
Oh no, Takeshita has discovered how to use the tiny hammer

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Nigel last time it was a tie hes fine

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

HEY! PUT PAC'S TINY HAMMER DOWN!

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Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008


This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
not wise to touch a goblins hammer

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