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Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



It's Saturday and you know what that means! Like last week, we're getting THREE HOURS of AEW as Rampage is airing after Collision tonight!


On COLLISION:

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1781397352324194671

In a Bunkhouse Brawl Tag Team Match, The Blackpool Combat Club's Bryan Danielson and Claudio Castagnoli with take on The Don Callis Family's Konosuke Takeshita and the ROH World Television Champion Kyle Fletcher!**

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1781374704999395738

In a Trios match, The Elite, comprised of the EVPs The Young Bucks and the AEW Continental Champion "The Rainmaker" Kazuchika Okada take on FTR and "The Bastard" PAC!***

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1781427551254241428

In a second Trios bout, The TNT Champion Adam Copeland teams with the ROH World Champion Mark Briscoe**** and the NJPW Strong Openweight Champion Eddie Kingston to face Top Flight and Action Andretti!

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1781759743683416233

Ahead if the Trios Title Unification match tomorrow, two thirds of the AEW World Trios Champions The Acclaimed will do battle with two thirds of the ROH World Six Man Tag Team Champions, The Gunns!*****

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1781442652166119475

In one on one action, Skye Blue takes on "Legit" Leyla Hirsch!******

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1781401127356920142

Powerhouse Hobbs will have a singles match!

And on RAMPAGE:

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1781774843307864381

In a third Trios match*******, Kyle O'Reilly teams with Rocky Romero and "Daddy Magic" Matt Menard to take on The Undisputed Kingdom's ROH World Tag Team Champions Matt Taven & Mike Bennett, and the AEW International Champion Roderick Strong!

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1781699352370823315

In a rematch three years in the making, "The Queen" Emi Sakura goes one on one with "The Magical Girl" Yuka Sakazaki!********

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1781729542312522196

In a Four Man Elimination Match, Lee Johnson, Isiah Kassidy, Komander, and "The Whole F'n Show" Rob Van Dam********* will battle it out!

Also

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1781661593945711019

We'll hear from "Cool Hand Ang" Angelo Parker!


*Horny is prohibited.
**Hope at least one person honors Bunkhouse tradition and fights in jeans and a t-shirt
***PAC, somehow the smallest, yet largest, competitor in this match.
****Repeat after me: WORLD CHAMPION MARK BRISCOE
*****Or percentage wise, 66.66666667 percent of their respective Trios teams
******One of the rare occasions where Blue will be the giant in the match
*******A Trio of Trios matches, if you will
********AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA
*********It's 4/20, were you expecting someone else?

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

The only thing with more *s than this OP will be the *s that Dave Meltzer gives Yuka and Emi when they tear the house down :hellyeah:

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
this is rampage baby

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
love combining the A show with the B show

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
The Accountant as the lead in, a good omen from the gods on Pape Weekend

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
hell yeah, those those little bear things in star wars having an orgy usually leads to good things too

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


What a card for a pre Pape show

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
watching the murmurations of starlings in the morning sun, the auspices are positive, truly a banger show is upon us

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
:unsmith:

Just old times

https://x.com/tonykhan/status/1781833529355014364?s=46

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

this guy gets it

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
just tryinnn to leave something behiiiinnnnddd~ 🎶

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
The Accountant lead in! This should be a good episode then.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
THE DOG PAINTING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5sC1di_IAw

maruhkati
Sep 29, 2021

NAZ REID
anna kendrick ruining a perfectly good print of Dogs Playing Poker, smh

The Stroker Ace
Feb 7, 2007

The blessing of The Accountant. Truly a special night.

a dumb moron
Mar 19, 2024

augh
I can’t lie: Anna Kendrick does nothing for me

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH
Saturday night's all right for Rampagin'

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
gonna collide, then rampage on this fourthest of twenties

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Saturday Squared

a dumb moron
Mar 19, 2024

augh
You know what does something for me though? Collision, the A show

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
SATURDAY :dance:

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
But will it play in Peoria?

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
ON THIS DAY

maruhkati
Sep 29, 2021

NAZ REID
Popped a gummy for RVD.

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
COPE MAN :dance:

a dumb moron
Mar 19, 2024

augh
Guys I’m concerned what does the casual viewer do when he sees this

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Christian Cage should interfere with the match tomorrow and theb adopt the House of Black.

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


MorningMoon posted:

Christian Cage should interfere with the match tomorrow and theb adopt the House of Black.

Mother Wayne and Sister Julia will rule the division

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Crowd so dead

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

a dumb moron posted:

Guys I’m concerned what does the casual viewer do when he sees this

pops

Okkult
Oct 10, 2012



Eddie! Eddie! Eddie!

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Oh yeah, been thinking something: Jackson Perry does some NJPW Strong, right? Would it be reasonable for him to get Eddie's title?

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



My first time watching from Ireland! Yay!

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


It does kind of sound like one of Chaucer's tales

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Ooh a Chaucer ref, classy

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
drat. I replied to this match announcement by telling TK to get toppest flight the red eye contacts that Christopher Daniels was using for a bit, just for today.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

"The Mad King and the Chicken... sounds like a Chaucer Tale..." :lol:

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

I finally got logged in after my fire stick crapped out. Did I miss anything?

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:

a dumb moron posted:

I cant lie: Anna Kendrick does nothing for me

username/post combo

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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

MorningMoon posted:

Oh yeah, been thinking something: Jackson Perry does some NJPW Strong, right? Would it be reasonable for him to get Eddie's title?

Jack wrapped up in NJPW last week and is imminently returning to AEW. Eddie is likely losing the Strong title to Gabe Kidd.

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