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Guillermus
Dec 28, 2009



https://twitter.com/EdWardEdJr/status/1781853115790016571?t=s99ABfe7zo_cSVg6bnkBBg&s=19

Better storytelling in a powerbomb. Absolute deep fried brain

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A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Ospreay becoming WWE’s public enemy #1 is great. Dude’s wrestling kickass matches almost every week and getting to spend time back home with his family while HHH’s acts like a jilted ex and asks Kevin Nash to badmouth him.

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around


You were up there for longer, more time to tell someone a story before slamming them down

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!
But where were the 6 months of video packages explaining the Lore of the Powerbomb???

Tampa Bae
Aug 23, 2021

Please, this is all I have
It's becoming harder to tell who's just making things up to drive ragebait clicks and who is legitimately just that dumb and uninformed

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

Guillermus posted:

Better storytelling in a powerbomb. Absolute deep fried brain

Vader's story is he murdered you. Clean, simple, efficient. Also Vader never hung out with war criminals so he gets the nod in all respects.

Lead Pipe Cinch
Mar 10, 2003

Heavy Metal Bakesale


Anyone trying to claim Taker as a better storyteller than Vader has never seen the latter’s Boy Meets World eps.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
I hated Taker's Last Ride the first time I saw it and it felt like at the time a worse Jacknife. My opinion hasn't changed.

Guillermus
Dec 28, 2009



https://twitter.com/TheRealDisco/status/1781942383510188100?t=glHIWZaD3p0UmBSP5eFPRw&s=19

He is getting his rear end cooked on the comments, tweet is for this thread but the rest are great

https://twitter.com/PG_Adrian95/status/1781976659669008803?t=CJJdNp_-gbJE4qXC_e1BAw&s=19

:lmao:

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014



GET HIS rear end

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Eat My Fuc posted:

it’s because her music is quite literally the CIA Gateway Experience MKULTRA trigger audio

She stopped using that a while ago and if has been a real loss

a dumb moron
Mar 19, 2024

augh

I’m gonna post a hot take here:

He’s a carny and a grifter. What else can he do? He is of no value to any territory, he doesn’t sell tickets, he has never been a part of an angle where he was the money drawing driving force, and no one is clamoring to see him. What else can a man who only knows how to grift and work heel do but be a dope on Twitter?

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Someone post the Cody Rhodes burn to Disco it’s so brutal

Serperoth
Feb 21, 2013




Eat My Fuc posted:

Someone post the Cody Rhodes burn to Disco it’s so brutal

https://twitter.com/CodyRhodes/status/980680154098757632

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



Eat My Fuc posted:

Someone post the Cody Rhodes burn to Disco it’s so brutal



E: beaten but screenshot version also funny

Guillermus
Dec 28, 2009



https://twitter.com/CodyRhodes/status/980680154098757632?t=wsf393Qo6yNbjtFix2LLtg&s=19

Ringo Roadagain
Mar 27, 2010

That Cody post is best read using a lowtiergod voice

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around


People should print this out on posterboard and bring it to every wrestling show

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

you have drawn 0 dollars gets me every time

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 45 hours!

they're right

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 45 hours!
vader was one of the greatest big men of all time and the undertaker is overrated i will die on this hill

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




The story behind the last ride is that every wrestler who took it was too stupid to just punch him in the face until he dropped them while they were held up in the air for half an hour.

Vader didn’t give them the chance because he got straight to dumping them on the back of their neck, which lacks the same nuance and depth of storytelling.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

Dawgstar posted:

Vader's story is he murdered you. Clean, simple, efficient. Also Vader never hung out with war criminals so he gets the nod in all respects.

Vader once blew up a boat and depending on how far out it was it may have been in international waters making Vader a global terrorist.

a dumb moron posted:

I’m gonna post a hot take here:

He’s a carny and a grifter. What else can he do? He is of no value to any territory, he doesn’t sell tickets, he has never been a part of an angle where he was the money drawing driving force, and no one is clamoring to see him. What else can a man who only knows how to grift and work heel do but be a dope on Twitter?

Run for office, usually.

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 45 hours!
vader was an international terrorist that caused a riot after he defeated antonio inoki

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 45 hours!
sgt slaughter in GI Joe and Vader in Cobra...

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

a dumb moron posted:

I’m gonna post a hot take here:

He’s a carny and a grifter. What else can he do? He is of no value to any territory, he doesn’t sell tickets, he has never been a part of an angle where he was the money drawing driving force, and no one is clamoring to see him. What else can a man who only knows how to grift and work heel do but be a dope on Twitter?

People who were better and more exciting wrestlers than disco have moved on to civilian jobs

The dude who parlayed a punchable face into being a midcard spot filler for five years or so should not have any expectations of longevity in the business imo

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

Cry 'Mayhem!' and let slip the dogs of Wardlow.

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

vader was one of the greatest big men of all time and the undertaker is overrated i will die on this hill

maybe it's just the circles I run in but this doesn't seem like such a hot take

TelevisedInsanity
Dec 19, 2008

"You'll never know if you can fly unless you take the risk of falling."
He could've just ran a niche disco nightclub in Orlando and made bank, but I think going after Meltzer because he never drew is certainly a choice.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Bryan Danielson might be working his own version of heaven but a lot of teen boys would think working in a strip club is heavenly and be jealous of Disco Inferno.

Shard
Jul 30, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

vader was one of the greatest big men of all time and the undertaker is overrated i will die on this hill

100 percent agreed. As a kid I was super into the gothic undertaker character but looking back he is poo poo at wrestling, at least in the WWF. I don't know about his work before that. Vader though- you could always count on vader to have hard hitting matches and to do a big rear end moonsault.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
I'm sure this will be the one that finally does numbers.

https://twitter.com/ThisIsNasty/status/1782157624211067257

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

Wow that Toni Storm joke is hilarious

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

sgt slaughter in GI Joe and Vader in Cobra...

Don't take Roddy Piper's spot in Cobra away from him.

Raeg
Jul 7, 2008

The top 1% of ducks have control of 99.9% of the bread.

MassRafTer posted:

I'm sure this will be the one that finally does numbers.

https://twitter.com/ThisIsNasty/status/1782157624211067257

Well that was straight garbage

Vandar
Sep 14, 2007

Isn't That Right, Chairman?



16-bit Butt-Head posted:

vader was one of the greatest big men of all time and the undertaker is overrated i will die on this hill

The Undertaker is proof that good enough propaganda can make anyone seem like the best in the world.

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe
The undertaker that was in the mania matches with hbk and hhh and all that is a different person from the undertaker who fought giant gonzales and kane in the 90s

Same deal as ultimate warrior

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
https://twitter.com/MikeDijital/status/1781859961229771229

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
The snob knows why WWE is better than AEW but he cannot express it in a way the AEWailures will understand.
https://twitter.com/ALeavelle/status/1782213074734223619

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
It needs more sex pest YouTubers in Prime bottles.

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a dumb moron
Mar 19, 2024

augh

MassRafTer posted:

The snob knows why WWE is better than AEW but he cannot express it in a way the AEWailures will understand.
https://twitter.com/ALeavelle/status/1782213074734223619

Ya know for people who hate AEW they sure go out of their way to watch the weekly shows and PPVs a lot

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