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Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
The Oktoberfest has banned cannabis, by the way.

They don't want the Oktoberfest to be marred by drugs.

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KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUxTF3EVpwY

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1xObdq1Q-A

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBXDlTrCS70

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Third guy from the left flinched.

Beef
Jul 26, 2004

As a Belgian, I am triggered by the fact that the beer in the glass touches the nozzle. It's like walking into an Asian household with your shoes on.

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


https://i.imgur.com/NTkLuFS.mp4

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


this is your reminder that gators/crocs/camians/etc are actually really loving fast when they feel like it.

they also hate heavy equipment

https://i.imgur.com/AuyBuIp.mp4

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
That's a 9001 IQ move right the gently caress there. Now it only needs to be elevated for better ergonomics.

ScreenDoorThrillr
Jun 23, 2023

Wouldn't want to miss and hit the tire

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

Kith posted:

this is your reminder that gators/crocs/camians/etc are actually really loving fast when they feel like it.

they also hate heavy equipment

https://i.imgur.com/AuyBuIp.mp4

there will be no development on croc land

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!
I was on a jobsite once, trying to put some oversized pallet into a tall dumpster. I'd gotten it more or less in, but it was snagged on something, and I was struggling to push it the rest of the way in. All of the sudden, it's lifted out of my hands, and pushed into the dumpster. I turn around to thank whoever was lending a helping hand, and I'm staring directly at a bobcat like 4 inches from my face.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Kith posted:

this is your reminder that gators/crocs/camians/etc are actually really loving fast when they feel like it.

they also hate heavy equipment

https://i.imgur.com/AuyBuIp.mp4

OSHA croc disapproves of your substandard machinery.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Slugworth posted:

I was on a jobsite once, trying to put some oversized pallet into a tall dumpster. I'd gotten it more or less in, but it was snagged on something, and I was struggling to push it the rest of the way in. All of the sudden, it's lifted out of my hands, and pushed into the dumpster. I turn around to thank whoever was lending a helping hand, and I'm staring directly at a bobcat like 4 inches from my face.

You’re lucky it wasn’t a mountain lion

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

You’re lucky it wasn’t a mountain lion

loving for real

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Slugworth posted:

I was on a jobsite once, trying to put some oversized p____ into a tall dumpster. I'd gotten it more or less in, but it was snagged on something, and I was struggling to push it the rest of the way in. All of the sudden, it's lifted out of my hands, and pushed into the dumpster. I turn around to thank whoever was lending a helping hand, and I'm staring directly at a ____ like 4 inches from my face.

Did I do this right?:awesome:

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Sagebrush posted:

is the tree okay

They harvest the bark, then cut down the tree when it's a few years old. New trees shoot up from the stump.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

You’re lucky it wasn’t a mountain lion

This is true for so many situations.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Could have been a cougar.

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

Kith posted:

shrimp is bugs. cinnamon is trees

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

It seems like a better way to secure the Broken Ankle Room would be to install handle sets that lock, not just installing them out of the current reach of your kids.

But what do I know, I’m not a YouTube Cool Dad.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




:catstare:
I'm 99% sure I managed to gently caress up my back just using a regular trampoline as a kid, I don't even want to think about adding an extra 8+ foot drop distance to that.

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

Gonna bust their head open on the bottom of that door, idiots.

e: oh they did change it to open out into the hall

they're still idiots

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Gonna jump that trampoline singing wooooirth iiiit just to spite you guys

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


I’m gonna stop believing this poo poo is real. It’s just lies pushed by Tesla to muddy any legitimate criticism, right? It just can’t be this stupid.

CarForumPoster
Jun 26, 2013

⚡POWER⚡
Ugh not Tesla chat

Edit: content

https://www.reddit.com/r/OSHA/comments/1c49ooq/pov_youre_trying_to_become_the_new_iron_giant/

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


RandomBlue posted:

they're still idiots

good thread title material

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


https://i.imgur.com/gL9XdHy.mp4

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Bamboo shoots? Sped up somewhat?

spechtie
Feb 24, 2024

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Captain Hygiene posted:

:catstare:
I'm 99% sure I managed to gently caress up my back just using a regular trampoline as a kid, I don't even want to think about adding an extra 8+ foot drop distance to that.
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_sc4059f3V51ykp17t.mp4



https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_sc7amszo0I1s1ddrj_720.mp4

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qz0ogeaf3E1vqug0m.mp4

spechtie fucked around with this message at 21:28 on Apr 21, 2024

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



My spirit animal

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I like how it looked like the shark was breaking his diet plan and his buddies were trying to help.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



getting a lot of mileage out of this guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z48iMPEeqWc

spechtie
Feb 24, 2024

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

LimaBiker
Dec 9, 2020





Poor shark got grabbed by the dicks.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

You’re lucky it wasn’t a mountain lion

Collecting antler sheds in mountain lion territory is a hazardous activity.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


lmao

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013

There was another attack in Washington last year on some mountain bikers. Everyone survived but one woman was seriously injured. (cw for photos of her injuries in the hospital and afterwards, and of the deceased mountain lion)
https://www.themeateater.com/conservation/general/new-details-emerge-in-gruesome-lion-attack-on-cyclists

quote:

The five women were riding on a popular biking trail near North Bend east of Seattle on February 17, 2023. Three were in front while the other two rode about 200 feet behind, according to the son-in-law of one of the cyclists, who asked to remain anonymous.

“Two cougars walked behind the group of three, and at the last second, one of the cougars decided to turn and jump on the lady who was at the rear of that group,” he told MeatEater. “Everyone freaked out and froze up, but my mother-in-law pointed at one of her friends and said, ‘I need you to call 9-11. We need an ambulance and somebody with a gun.’”

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
That was this year, too. The article is wrong.

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spechtie
Feb 24, 2024

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
from the pizza thread

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