Should I step down as head of twitter This poll is closed. |
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Yes | 420 | 4.43% | |
No | 69 | 0.73% | |
Goku | 9001 | 94.85% | |
Total: | 9490 votes |
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Less Is Definitely posted:Has X Corp. so far done anything to actually become "The Everything App"? One and a half years after Musk carried a washbasin into the Twitter HQ, innovation seems to have stalled. The blue check rollout was a fiasco and made the platform worse. Bot spam actually increased. Longer posts and video calls aren't exactly innovative. The attempt at opening the platform for job listings does not appear to have much traction. Musk predicted X would replace banks by the end of 2024, but I highly doubt the company is in any shape to achieve that. Oh, ye of little faith
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 22:21 |
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# ? May 31, 2024 02:17 |
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Alex Jones made a post yesterday saying "gently caress Adolf Hitler" and lol things are not going well over there
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 22:26 |
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Less Is Definitely posted:Has X Corp. so far done anything to actually become "The Everything App"? One and a half years after Musk carried a washbasin into the Twitter HQ, innovation seems to have stalled. The blue check rollout was a fiasco and made the platform worse. Bot spam actually increased. Longer posts and video calls aren't exactly innovative. The attempt at opening the platform for job listings does not appear to have much traction. Musk predicted X would replace banks by the end of 2024, but I highly doubt the company is in any shape to achieve that. They are THE global town square for right wing racists worldwide.
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 22:28 |
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eyyy i'm cybafuckin ova here
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 22:31 |
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kazil posted:And write a 60 page manifesto, with BOLD and ITALICS My favorite thing about this is as a twitter user is sometimes I'm genuinely interested in a huge effort post or hell even a long form video but I refrain half the time from even reading/watching anything of the sort because if you have to close your phone and do some poo poo for a bit when you come back to the app it does not remember/care you were knee-deep in a post/thread and will boot you back to the For You/Following screen. And then auto refresh and lose the thread. You can work around this by first BOOKMARKING the thread but then you have to navigate to bookmarks and- yeah this poo poo sucks rear end.
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 22:31 |
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kazil posted:Alex Jones made a post yesterday saying "gently caress Adolf Hitler" and lol things are not going well over there It all happens on 𝕏, the Everything is the Fault of the Jews App™.
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 22:32 |
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https://twitter.com/esjesjesj/status/1781867413065114089
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 22:35 |
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99.999999999999999999999999999999% brand safety
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 22:36 |
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the gentile news network has a good point. Also they have a blue check mark
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 22:38 |
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Yeah. Elon is a nazi
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 22:39 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:Yeah. Elon is a nazi Hoo boy I hope you are prepared for the shitstorm that DogeDesigner is about to rain down on you
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 22:42 |
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kazil posted:Hoo boy I hope you are prepared for the shitstorm that DogeDesigner is about to rain down on you I can take it. He is Nazi
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 22:44 |
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never really noticed how much of a nerd this guy looked like. if germans looked at him and went 'what a cool guy' i'm not surprised trump got elected possibly twice lol
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 22:47 |
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speaking of
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 22:48 |
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kazil posted:Hoo boy I hope you are prepared for the shitstorm that DogeDesigner is about to rain down on you
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 22:48 |
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R.L. Stine posted:never really noticed how much of a nerd this guy looked like. if germans looked at him and went 'what a cool guy' i'm not surprised trump got elected possibly twice lol lol
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 22:51 |
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shyduck posted:speaking of
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 22:54 |
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Platystemon posted:It all happens on 𝕏, the Everything is the Fault of the Jews App™.
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 22:56 |
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kazil posted:He's got like a dozen states to authorize banking. And, um, you can do a video call. And write a 60 page manifesto, with BOLD and ITALICS I forgot one of his big new features was when elon personally invented formatting. A feature so impressive and game changing that even his bigger fanboys have forgotten it exists and nobody has ever used it
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 22:57 |
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DeeplyConcerned posted:Everything crapp
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 22:59 |
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shyduck posted:speaking of Engagement farming
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 23:00 |
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Songbearer posted:Engagement farming I am not sure Elon knows what that means
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 23:02 |
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Less Is Definitely posted:Has X Corp. so far done anything to actually become "The Everything App"? One and a half years after Musk carried a washbasin into the Twitter HQ, innovation seems to have stalled. The blue check rollout was a fiasco and made the platform worse. Bot spam actually increased. Longer posts and video calls aren't exactly innovative. The attempt at opening the platform for job listings does not appear to have much traction. Musk predicted X would replace banks by the end of 2024, but I highly doubt the company is in any shape to achieve that.
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 23:10 |
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Less Is Definitely posted:Has X Corp. so far done anything to actually become "The Everything App"? One and a half years after Musk carried a washbasin into the Twitter HQ, innovation seems to have stalled. The blue check rollout was a fiasco and made the platform worse. Bot spam actually increased. Longer posts and video calls aren't exactly innovative. The attempt at opening the platform for job listings does not appear to have much traction. Musk predicted X would replace banks by the end of 2024, but I highly doubt the company is in any shape to achieve that. Innovation at Twitter died many years before Musk walked in the door. He just cremated the body.
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 23:13 |
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Saltpowered posted:Innovation at Twitter died many years before Musk walked in the door. He just cremated the body. pretty sure you meant Innovation at X
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 23:15 |
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R.L. Stine posted:never really noticed how much of a nerd this guy looked like. if germans looked at him and went 'what a cool guy' i'm not surprised trump got elected possibly twice lol I think they colored his eyes. He was anything but the "Aryan Superman"
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 23:16 |
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i bet elon pisses in the sink he brought to the office
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 23:19 |
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Oh god, I read this to the tune of "I Just Can't Wait To Be King"
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 23:24 |
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R.L. Stine posted:i bet elon pisses in the sink he brought to the office gross https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUDxUfpQ1wQ
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 23:29 |
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R.L. Stine posted:i bet elon pisses in the sink he brought to the office Don't be foul, he drinks from it after sterilising it with piss
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 23:31 |
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It’s his toilet and his bathtub all in one
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 23:31 |
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https://twitter.com/edzitron/status/1782162555827626443
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 23:40 |
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He basically stole the company, and it had been going down hill since.
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 23:44 |
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but he is the real world iron man, sent the first car from Tesla into space
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 23:46 |
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The first production car, which he had promised to the actual original company founder
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 23:53 |
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Sentient Data posted:The first production car, which he had promised to the actual original company founder oh no, it was promised to the founder, then Elon bought in, and took it for himself, then sent it into space. Tesla was a company before Elon bought it
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# ? Apr 22, 2024 00:02 |
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I bet Dom Lucre said the same thing
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# ? Apr 22, 2024 00:03 |
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Platystemon posted:They should include the savings from its effect as birth control. I always think the Telsa logo looks like an IUD.
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# ? Apr 22, 2024 01:08 |
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That's right if the company performs 20% worse you gotta fire 20% of the workers as punishment.
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# ? Apr 22, 2024 01:12 |
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DeeplyConcerned posted:That's right if the company performs 20% worse you gotta fire 20% of the workers as punishment. great advice for someone who has 3 employes
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# ? Apr 22, 2024 01:13 |