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If you'd like to do this the easy way, open the door, now. Or, please select the number of seconds, you'd like to wait, before I break this door down. Please select, now.
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# ? Apr 22, 2024 01:57 |
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# ? May 6, 2024 03:17 |
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We can do this easy way or... the fun way.
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# ? Apr 22, 2024 02:07 |
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They assign you a specific disease and you act out the symptoms. It's an easy gig.
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# ? Apr 22, 2024 02:51 |
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potee posted:If you'd like to do this the easy way, open the door, now. Or, please select the number of seconds, you'd like to wait, before I break this door down. Please select, now. Who is this?
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# ? Apr 22, 2024 03:03 |
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It’s Feldman..From across the hall.
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# ? Apr 22, 2024 03:39 |
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Feldman. From across the hall.
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# ? Apr 22, 2024 03:40 |
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Palmtree Panic posted:It’s Feldman..From across the hall. I don't think we should see each other anymore.
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# ? Apr 22, 2024 03:43 |
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I refuse to give up on this relationship. It's like launching missiles from a submarine. Both of us have to turn our keys.
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# ? Apr 22, 2024 03:54 |
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24 stamps and I become a submarine captain.
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# ? Apr 22, 2024 04:09 |
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Is everything ok here, something awful poster, SirPablo?
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# ? Apr 22, 2024 04:39 |
potee posted:If you'd like to do this the easy way, open the door, now. Or, please select the number of seconds, you'd like to wait, before I break this door down. Please select, now. Why don't you just tell me the number of seconds you've selected.
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# ? Apr 22, 2024 06:03 |
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Chili posted:Is everything ok here, something awful poster, SirPablo? Alhazred posted:Why don't you just tell me the number of seconds you've selected. Chili, Alhazred, are you out of your mind? You got the AIDS walk in like, three hours! You're never gonna make it!
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# ? Apr 22, 2024 06:17 |
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SirPablo posted:24 stamps and I become a submarine captain. Can you spare a little change for an old buccaneer?
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# ? Apr 22, 2024 11:09 |
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SirPablo posted:24 stamps and I become a submarine captain. Is there a captain's hat involved here?
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# ? Apr 22, 2024 13:40 |
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It could be a whole new look for you. You could put a patch over an eye. You could be the pirate poster.
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# ? Apr 22, 2024 14:38 |
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I like that eye patch.
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# ? Apr 22, 2024 15:17 |
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SirPablo posted:I like that eye patch. GET IT BACK!
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# ? Apr 22, 2024 15:24 |
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I DON'T WANT TO BE A PIRATE!
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# ? Apr 22, 2024 23:31 |
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MightyJoe36 posted:Is there a captain's hat involved here? I was promised tote bags, and tote bags I shall have!
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# ? Apr 23, 2024 08:58 |
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Root Bear posted:I was promised tote bags, and tote bags I shall have! We're going on a two day trip, what are you, Diana Ross?
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# ? Apr 23, 2024 15:17 |
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You know, suddenly I'm in the mood for pasta primavera myself.
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 02:12 |
I wanna bite into a big hunk of cheese. Just bite into it like an apple.
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 11:51 |
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No, I mentioned the bisque
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 17:20 |
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So what if they have a lobster? Suddenly you're a shellfish connoisseur?
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 17:35 |
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 18:10 |
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How do you eat it, with your hands?
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 18:47 |
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https://x.com/EverythingOOC/status/1782967705542517087
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 18:51 |
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Her father would look at me and say, "eno enoa juang." Which means, "this guy - this is not my kind of guy."
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 19:44 |
TVGM posted:Her father would look at me and say, "eno enoa juang." Which means, "this guy - this is not my kind of guy."
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 20:30 |
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Look at you. Why don't you do something with your life? Sit around here all day, you contribute nothing to society.
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 20:31 |
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What is this? What are we doing? What in god's name are we doing? Our lives. What kind of lives are these? We're like children. We're not men.
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 20:40 |
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I proclaim this the Summer of George!
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 20:43 |
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We were expecting about 200 people.
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 20:48 |
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Who is this?
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 23:57 |
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She thinks it's someone named Raef.
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 00:23 |
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All right. One chart coming up. It's Bennett, right?
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 02:55 |
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They're so mentally gifted that we mustn't disturb the delicate genius - unless it's in the confines of an office! When huge sums of money are involved, then the delicate genius can be disturbed!
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 03:56 |
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*George puts ketchup on a turkey sandwich*
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 04:03 |
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It's the wood that makes it good.
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 04:45 |
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# ? May 6, 2024 03:17 |
potee posted:They're so mentally gifted that we mustn't disturb the delicate genius - unless it's in the confines of an office! When huge sums of money are involved, then the delicate genius can be disturbed!
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