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Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


Maybe stick a note on your door saying you have a lost mobile, if you keep it charged then they should be able to use the geolocation to see where it is.

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TACD
Oct 27, 2000

Couple of really good quotes in the headline Graun article:

quote:

[Sunak] blamed Labour … for the delay
lmao at bleating because the opposition successfully opposed

quote:

The Foreign Office minister Andrew Mitchell … claimed Rwanda’s capital, Kigali, was safer than London.
no possible way this assertion will come back to bite me later

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Everything that happens in London is because of the dread tyrant Sadiq Khan, it is known

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
I saw some research that showed that politicians going full bore on anti 'woke' headlines was actually more likely to result in fewer votes as the public is just sick of it.

Which was quite nice to see.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
https://twitter.com/jrc1921/status/1782369429705118020?t=Kdz6orhDJIK1lvPirF-G4w&s=19

The coalition of fascist wingnuts is imploding because some fascists aren't fascist enough.

Pablo Bluth
Sep 7, 2007

I've made a huge mistake.
A rare bit of good news; the high court threw out the case against the jury nullification sign lady.

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2024/apr/22/judge-throws-out-case-against-uk-climate-activist-trudi-warner-sign-jurors-rights

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Lord John Man

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

fatelvis posted:

Just found someones phone, any ideas on how to get it back to them?

No emergency contact details on it.

At the moment my plan is to just wait a few hours and hope someone calls it. I was gonna leave it where it was, but it had clearly been left there all night already.

Local facebook group? We often get "has anyone found a phone" posts appearing along with "found phone" posts.

Jel Shaker posted:

the framing of “critics” means people who can’t be trusted or should be doubted

they could have used “experts” or even boffins if they wanted to, but the whole structure of government sells offs relies on all the foreign investment funds coming in so i wouldn’t be surprised if the bbc nhs’s been told to keep it chill for now

We're not allowed to say "boffin" anymore :( (https://www.iop.org/strategy/limit-less/bin-the-boffin)

I used to quite like being introduced by the General Manager of one place I worked as "our boffin". Apparently the word suggests that we girlies are not able to be boffins.

Jaeluni Asjil fucked around with this message at 12:57 on Apr 22, 2024

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

fuctifino posted:

People like Jacob Rees-Mogg has even boasted in the past about doing it.

An example of him filibustering the Sustainable Livestock Bill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXGP1GGLDe4

god he makes me want to punch him just hearing him speak

Communist Bear
Oct 7, 2008

Grey Hunter posted:

Wow, Time really does fly....

Woops hah! :D

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

I fear young Gideon’s gambit of going beyond Jermey Crebbins and lefties and trying to prove that every single person in the country is an anti-Semite has gone a wee bit too far even for the most cretinous and credulous politicians and journalists.

Reveilled
Apr 19, 2007

Take up your rifles
From what I understand you can only really fillibuster private members bills because of their scheduling method which doesn't have time limits on discussion so you can just endlessly debate the first one and never let the subsequent bills come up for a vote. I don't think you can normally do the same thing for a government bill, though I might be dead wrong here.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
It's really unfortunate that he makes the police look good.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

smellmycheese posted:

I fear young Gideon’s gambit of going beyond Jermey Crebbins and lefties and trying to prove that every single person in the country is an anti-Semite has gone a wee bit too far even for the most cretinous and credulous politicians and journalists.

He is being helped by the reporting 'forgetting' to mention he went out with a camera crew, security and an assistant although that is changing today.

Effectively the met used the law Suella put in to bar people who are clearly there to antagonise which is also funny. And again a reason Rishi has suddenly rowed back by saying the chief of the met has good full confidence.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

smellmycheese posted:

I fear young Gideon’s gambit of going beyond Jermey Crebbins and lefties and trying to prove that every single person in the country is an anti-Semite has gone a wee bit too far even for the most cretinous and credulous politicians and journalists.
I think the opposite it true, I think there are a ton of casual (and a not insignificant number of non casual) antisemites out in the general population, which is what makes it weird that The Antisemitism Understanders have created this imaginary version of Corbyn and attacked that instead.

If they really gave a poo poo about antisemitism they'd be after the twats who are actually doing it, not the public figures they like to pretend are doing it.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

We're not allowed to say "boffin" anymore :( (https://www.iop.org/strategy/limit-less/bin-the-boffin)

I used to quite like being introduced by the General Manager of one place I worked as "our boffin". Apparently the word suggests that we girlies are not able to be boffins.

From my experience of upper school in the 00s the term was used in the same manner as teacher's pet. I never really held onto that as being insulting after that but can see how it could hold only negative connotations to younger nerdlingers.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Bobby Deluxe posted:

I think the opposite it true, I think there are a ton of casual (and a not insignificant number of non casual) antisemites out in the general population, which is what makes it weird that The Antisemitism Understanders have created this imaginary version of Corbyn and attacked that instead.

If they really gave a poo poo about antisemitism they'd be after the twats who are actually doing it, not the public figures they like to pretend are doing it.

I forget which thread I was reading on twitter earlier but it was full of genuine antisemitism.
When you see it in all its glory it's quite horrifying.

Also & unrelated: I see we've moved on from 'flat screen tvs' and it's now '50" tvs' that are the cause of all society's woes.

Jaeluni Asjil fucked around with this message at 13:57 on Apr 22, 2024

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo
I'd prefer counting TVs by foot. Why use those weenie inches

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo
You might say Gideon faltered

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
I took the feet off my TV when I put up a VESA bracket.

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

I forget which thread I was reading on twitter earlier but it was full of genuine antisemitism.

Isn't that every thread on twitter now?

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through
https://twitter.com/women4wes/status/1782125499298288118

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Literally doing the scam from Lock Stock, admirable.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
The entire thread is a wild back and forth between sex arses, racial slurs, legalize cannabis and scrap BST, deport every Albanian on buses, SLI/ESP, casual misogyny...

There needs to be at least two of them so that one can be amazing and the other can join Reform.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Guavanaut posted:

The entire thread is a wild back and forth between sex arses, racial slurs, legalize cannabis and scrap BST, deport every Albanian on buses, SLI/ESP, casual misogyny...


And that's just the UKMT

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Only that the UKMT has not yet created the glory of the CPANGER. Britain needs the CPANGER.


Also having a normal day with the thorniest issues of diversity (ticking a box to say that you understand that racism is bad) here's Helen:
https://twitter.com/HLeeHurley/status/1782378519080681841

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

I'd have thought perusing potter porn on a public train would be a more pressing dilemma

Umbra Dubium
Nov 23, 2007

The British Empire was built on cups of tea, and if you think I'm going into battle without one, you're sorely mistaken!



Guavanaut posted:

Also having a normal day with the thorniest issues of diversity (ticking a box to say that you understand that racism is bad) here's Helen:
https://twitter.com/HLeeHurley/status/1782378519080681841

If you don't understand that racism really is bad, you probably shouldn't tick the box that says you do.

I mean, yes, you will lose your job, but racism ought to have consequences, you fuckwit.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Someone in the replies made the valid point that these exercises start with the assumption that most people do not want to be bigoted and slip up because they don't know all the ways that they might be. They don't work on people who have chosen the other route.

So yeah GCs etc. should be more outspoken in the workplace if it's the fastest way to get them to leave.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
I do hate checking boxes. But compared to data security, AI ethics, and many other training courses that are not entirely relevant to my work, DEI courses are usually by far the least boring and mercifully take less time to complete.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


Winning votes one life-altering orgasm at a time.

Starbucks
Jul 7, 2002

Your daily cup of fuck you.
I mean, a multi billion quid sex toy company, that there could be something to create world peace. Far more than his cousin.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

Guavanaut posted:

Only that the UKMT has not yet created the glory of the CPANGER. Britain needs the CPANGER.


Also having a normal day with the thorniest issues of diversity (ticking a box to say that you understand that racism is bad) here's Helen:
https://twitter.com/HLeeHurley/status/1782378519080681841

these people really do shop themselves in, because the tl;dr of all of that training is "don't be a dick to other people" lol

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
helen TAKES EXCEPTION to this :catstare:

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

Tell me this thread isn’t taking “Women for Wes” seriously

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

smellmycheese posted:

Tell me this thread isn’t taking “Women for Wes” seriously

While he is normally a jape and trickster, there does seem to be over a decade of this Dave Starmer guy posting on Facebook, so if it's a troll it's one very long troll made years before Starmer was anyone of note in politics.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Yeah if that's them doing his account, I respect them for the years long dedication to the prank (they should not be saying the n-words though).

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Tesseraction posted:

While he is normally a jape and trickster, there does seem to be over a decade of this Dave Starmer guy posting on Facebook, so if it's a troll it's one very long troll made years before Starmer was anyone of note in politics.

It could be a random bloke with the same last name, I suppose.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
On one hand, he claims to be related to Keir Starmer and his family.
On the other hand, he can't spell kier.
On the third hand, neither can many other people.
On the fourth hand, the rest of his posts imply that he may be some kind of fantasist.
But on the fifth hand, what kind of fantasist pretends to be related to Keir Starmer before he was even anything of note?

(The last three hands are all sex toys)

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Mebh
May 10, 2010


So basically "special k" Starmer followed the Kelloggs path of puritanical anti masturbatory insanity and sex toy Starmer is his antinode? The real Ketamine Starmer?

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