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PoptartsNinja
May 9, 2008

He is still almost definitely not a spy


Soiled Meat

kazil posted:

So I guess the new strategy is to get his angry supporters to riot at the courthouse


Because even you can't help but put "peacefully protest" in quotes.

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notwithoutmyanus
Mar 17, 2009
Wasn't it GWB that started that whole safe protest area thing in the first place?

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

kazil posted:

So I guess the new strategy is to get his angry supporters to riot at the courthouse


that's a shitload of words for a "turbulent priest"-style post

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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notwithoutmyanus posted:

Wasn't it GWB that started that whole safe protest area thing in the first place?

"Free Speech Zones"

One of those oxymoronic terms that makes you wonder whether anything is real

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
STUCK in a courthouse

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


I’m so excited for today’s lols.

Judge slams down gavel…
”ODOR IN THE COURT! WHO FARTED??!!!!

Fucking Moron
Jan 9, 2009

All joking aside what did happen to Red. I love their work.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

loving Moron posted:

All joking aside what did happen to Red. I love their work.

visiting haljordan on that farm upstate

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Trumps lawyers have their opening statement ready to go.

https://i.imgur.com/Wx5JJx9.gifv

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


MrQwerty posted:

I like the MIKE JOHNSON CAME OUT OF A SCIF AND CHANGED HIS TUNE ON UKRAINE :mad: angle because it implies the majority of House Republicans are as functionally illiterate as Gohmert
Here's what NYT said about it:

quote:

Mr. Johnson attributed his turnabout in part to the intelligence briefings he received, a striking assertion from a leader of a party that has embraced former President Donald J. Trump’s deep mistrust of the intelligence community.

“I really do believe the intel,” Mr. Johnson said. “I think that Vladimir Putin would continue to march through Europe if he were allowed. I think he might go to the Baltics next. I think he might have a showdown with Poland or one of our NATO allies.”

Mr. McCaul, who repeatedly huddled with Mr. Johnson and the chairmen of the other congressional national security committees in a secure room of the Capitol where lawmakers can review classified material, described Mr. Johnson’s journey as “transformational.”

“All of a sudden, he’s realizing that the world depends on this,” Mr. McCaul said. “This is not some little political game on the floor.”

cr0y
Mar 24, 2005



loving Moron posted:

All joking aside what did happen to Red. I love their work.

No one knows

repsnake
Sep 1, 2002

Post: the cereals you love the most

Accipiter posted:

Margie is on a rant.





:lol:

I'm with her on the FISA warrantless spying on domestic Americans being unconstitutional, but when you consider all her "principles" are basically in the interest of Moscow, it's more likely she's against it getting her back channels found out than constitutional rights. It makes a lot more sense when you look at it that way than a stopped clock being right twice a day.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Cartoon Man posted:

Trumps lawyers have their opening statement ready to go.

https://i.imgur.com/Wx5JJx9.gifv

did they turn on motion smoothing

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Hirayuki posted:

Here's what NYT said about it:

Yeah Johnson is an America True Believer, they played on his patriotism and Anti-Not Ametica bias

Amazing there is still a Republican that can see some reason

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!





Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

lol that he doesn't realize this is Secret Service mandated barricading

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

repsnake posted:

I'm with her on the FISA warrantless spying on domestic Americans being unconstitutional, but when you consider all her "principles" are basically in the interest of Moscow, it's more likely she's against it getting her back channels found out than constitutional rights. It makes a lot more sense when you look at it that way than a stopped clock being right twice a day.

One of the safest bets you can make is that anything Marge rails for/against is absolutely something that personally affects her. She doesn’t give a poo poo about anyone but herself and it’s lol as balls that her constituents have no idea how she’s absolutely loving them sideways by denying any social benefit programs.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Rough day for the NYPD. Do you sign up for the boring job of protecting Dear Leader or have fun cracking heads of poor protesting college students?

Froghammer
Sep 8, 2012

Khajit has wares
if you have coin

He wants a Jan 6 but at the courthouse so badly

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

kazil posted:

Rough day for the NYPD. Do you sign up for the boring job of protecting Dear Leader or have fun cracking heads of poor protesting college students?

Considering a bunch of the NYPD and their Union openly supported Trump - they can enjoy the ride with Dear Leader for all I care.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

kazil posted:

So I guess the new strategy is to get his angry supporters to riot at the courthouse


Dear former president,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7QZgH1eP2o

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



Froghammer posted:

He wants a Jan 6 but at the courthouse so badly

He's mostly just disappointed at the low turnout

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


greazeball posted:

He's mostly just disappointed at the low turnout

This is how it ends? Not with a bang... but a whimper? for Ol' Trump?

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

pixaal posted:

This is how it ends? Not with a bang... but a whimper? for Ol' Trump?

definitely a bang

everyone heard it

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

pixaal posted:

This is how it ends? Not with a bang... but a whimper? for Ol' Trump?

Less of a bang and more of a toot

Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
He just gets the scaredy farts when he feels threatened

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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TulliusCicero posted:

Yeah Johnson is an America True Believer, they played on his patriotism and Anti-Not Ametica bias

Amazing there is still a Republican that can see some reason

Cracks me up, give him one whiff of information that shows him this poo poo is actually real and serious and he pees his pants and falls in line, like that Bill Hicks routine about the cigar-chomping guys in the smoke-filled room showing him the tape of the JFK assassination from an angle you've never seen before, "Any questions?"

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!



Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006


Live traffic report shows medium slow traffic in 2 streets around the courthouse, no closures. hmmm

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Cartoon Man posted:

Trumps lawyers have their opening statement ready to go.

https://i.imgur.com/Wx5JJx9.gifv

Why does this look so good?

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




The proceedings are interrupted by the crowd of Trump supporters breaking into the courtroom proper

Riot leader: MR. PRESIDENT, we’re here for you, sir!

Trump: oh thank god. (under his breath: dammit) One of you dipshits, find the fuckin thermostat, it’s too cold in here!

Accipiter
Jan 24, 2004

SINATRA.

pixaal posted:

This is how it ends? Not with a bang... but a whimper? for Ol' Trump?

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Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

ragnarokette posted:

patiently waiting for someone to shop this

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funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

“Country loving republicans” from the morons who attacked the capitol intending to kill members of congress to install Trump as dictator for life and also willingly waved around Russian flags with the word “TRUMP” printed on them. Lmao!

Dwesa
Jul 19, 2016

Maybe I'll go where I can see stars

Getting ready!

MiracleFlare
Mar 27, 2012

Speedboat Jones posted:

He just gets the scaredy farts when he feels threatened

He's like a bombardier beetle but much less charming

internet celebrity
Jun 23, 2006

College Slice

Lmao he knows how hosed he is.

It's going to be impossible to get anything done today

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1782401277068034151


https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1782401322857197603

biznatchio
Mar 31, 2001


Buglord

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Why does this look so good?

It looks like it's been AI sharpened, upscaled, and had motion interpolation done to increase the framerate.

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Jimlit
Jun 30, 2005




lol he is absolutely trying to catch another charge.

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