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Froghammer
Sep 8, 2012

Khajit has wares
if you have coin
I know we all joked that the timeslot is more important than the man when Tucker got booted from Fox, but christ alive Jesse Watters is a dogshit propagandist

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OldMemes
Sep 5, 2011

I have to go now. My planet needs me.
Ivanka Trump seems very quiet this time round.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
What is the F for in FPOTUS

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
trump isn't going to win this time, but they'll Diane Feinstein his rear end into office in 2028.

Burning_Monk
Jan 11, 2005
Mad, Bad, and Dangerous to know

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

What is the F for in FPOTUS

Fuckhead.

former

armchairyoda
Sep 17, 2008
Melman

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

What is the F for in FPOTUS

Farting.

Flaccid.

Foul.

loving-idiot.

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


BigBallChunkyTime posted:

What is the F for in FPOTUS

Fat

Good Sphere
Jun 16, 2018

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

What is the F for in FPOTUS

Farting President of The United States. No longer president, but apparently farting up a storm in the courtroom.

(It really means Former, as in the Former President of The United States)

Sedgr
Sep 16, 2007

Neat!

The F is for flatulent.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
FFFFFFPOTUS

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Mozi posted:

FFFFFFPOTUS

The FPOTUSSY

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




Ah yes, this definitely happened

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


Is trump in jail yet

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
To be honest I do think the trial is going to take a serious mental/physical toll on Trump. I don't care if it does but I think having to sit there for weeks and behave like the criminal defendant that he is is not going to have a benign effect on his health. I did just a couple of days on a jury for a serious crime and it really is a mental beating just dealing with the procedure of the whole thing and worrying about upsetting the judge somehow.

Three Olives fucked around with this message at 23:26 on Apr 22, 2024

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
it was all worth it for that one night with stormy

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Corn Glizzy posted:

At this point whoever their Department of Memes cabinet member is gonna be busy cranking these out every afternoon till the trial ends

I would like to apply for a position in the Department of Memes

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!

Drone_Fragger posted:

Is trump in jail yet

He could be by tomorrow.

Also based is the opposite of cringe is the simplest explanation.

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

What is the F for in FPOTUS

Failed?

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Mozi posted:

it was all worth it for that one night with stormy

probably just a few awkward minutes

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

I'm open to interpretation!
I mean nowadays to score with a porn actress you just have to match with an onlyfans girl on tinder. Trump probably overpaid.

otter
Jul 23, 2007

Ask me about my XCOM and controller collection

word.

Three Olives posted:

To be honest I do think the trial is going to take a serious mental/physical toll on Trump. I don't care if it does but I think having to sit there for weeks and behave like the criminal defendant that he is is not going to have a benign effect on his health. I did just a couple of days on a jury for a serious crime and it really is a mental beating just dealing with the procedure of the whole thing and worrying about upsetting the judge somehow.

I'm quite okay with him suffering, actually.

Raymond T. Racing
Jun 11, 2019

Corn Glizzy posted:

At this point whoever their Department of Memes cabinet member is gonna be busy cranking these out every afternoon till the trial ends

Where do you think Red went?

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987
Page 2069. Nice.

Also lol at Trump

Rivethead
Feb 22, 2008

Three Olives posted:

To be honest I do think the trial is going to take a serious mental/physical toll on Trump. I don't care if it does but I think having to sit there for weeks and behave like the criminal defendant that he is is not going to have a benign effect on his health. I did just a couple of days on a jury for a serious crime and it really is a mental beating just dealing with the procedure of the whole thing and worrying about upsetting the judge somehow.

I honestly think it will be hung jury after hung jury after hung jury ad infinitum and that will wear on him tremendously. I'm ok with it.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys
It has to mess with his Power Of Positive Thinking brain to hear a room full of people saying bad things about him. They're willing crimes into existence! Someone do something!!

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

😁👍🏼🐕🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

Esplanade
Jan 6, 2005

gwarm01 posted:

I'm glad they're using that candid shot of Trump on Dagobah to really send the message home.

"Slimy? Mudhole? My diap, that is!"

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!



Wow

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006


Three Olives posted:

This is the same energy of my husband trying to talk me into getting a cat "Honey, you won't have to do anything!" "I said you could have a cat." "But you won't even have to clean the litter box!" "I said you can have a cat." "I'll do all the vet appointments and everything! "What part of "You can get a cat" are you trying to talk me into?"

Seeing pictures of Pushpin and Paperclip always brightens my day. I love how they are orange and sweet, unlike Trump who is an orange jerk.

OldMemes posted:

Ivanka Trump seems very quiet this time round.

Speaking of, whatever happened to Ivana?



Oh... right. She is buried at one of his golf courses.

Anderson Koopa fucked around with this message at 00:08 on Apr 23, 2024

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




An election denier?

What the gently caress is he talking about

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Alvin Bragg doesn't believe Trump won the 2020 election

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004



Seems slanderous

Proceed

Barometer
Sep 23, 2007

You travelled a long way for
"I don't know", sonny.
:whip: :cthulhu: :shivdurf:


Gettysburg?

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Why did he sign his initials?

We know it's you dumbfuck

Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Barometer posted:

Gettysburg?

He said don't fight uphill me boys but the boys said sir sir we are fighting uphill and the general said oh Gettysburg wow

WhiteHowler
Apr 3, 2001

I'M HUGE!

Toxic Mental posted:

Alvin Bragg doesn't believe Trump won the 2020 election

Neither do I. I guess I'm an election denier too.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Luvcow posted:

probably just a few awkward minutes

Minutes?

Barometer
Sep 23, 2007

You travelled a long way for
"I don't know", sonny.
:whip: :cthulhu: :shivdurf:

Speedboat Jones posted:

He said don't fight uphill me boys but the boys said sir sir we are fighting uphill and the general said oh Gettysburg wow

Oh my gosh! The...the big, strong boys? With tears in their eyes?! Those boys?? :sad:

Accipiter
Jan 24, 2004

SINATRA.
SLAP FIGHT



Wait, why are you yelling at him to resign? You said you were going to file a motion to vacate.

quote:

grandmas get sent to prison for walking in and out of the Capital

yes that is a totally accurate description of the events of January 6th.

She also doesn't know the difference between "capital" and "capitol."

Accipiter fucked around with this message at 00:19 on Apr 23, 2024

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Meatball
Mar 2, 2003

That's a Spicy Meatball

Pillbug

Accipiter posted:

SLAP FIGHT



Wait, why are you yelling at him to resign? You said you were going to file a motion to vacate.

She doesn't have the votes/her caucus said "get away from me weirdo why do you smell like spoiled milk"

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