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Yeah I suppose they do?
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# ? May 11, 2024 16:25 |
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i mean we do have a specific thread just for lovely guns seized from criminals
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 21:02 |
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Platystemon posted:Fist‐sized rock is the original disposable weapon. The Lone Badger posted:Disagree. A good murderin’ rock was a valuable tool and would be kept.
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 22:20 |
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I ate the last otter pop and my older brother got mad and threw my fist sized rock into the river
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 23:54 |
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thepopmonster posted:The minimum size of an Olympic swimming pool is 50mx25mx2m deep (depth is minimum 2m, other dimensions are fixed). That's 660,430 gallons.
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# ? Apr 22, 2024 02:23 |
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Most “Olympic“ pools in the US are actually 50m by 25 yards so that both short course and long course events can be held in the pool.
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# ? Apr 22, 2024 02:40 |
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Damnit I just came here to post that
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# ? Apr 22, 2024 03:48 |
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Bar Ran Dun posted:Most “Olympic“ pools in the US are actually 50m by 25 yards so that both short course and long course events can be held in the pool. Ha! Can't believe that guy hosed up the US olympic pool measurements. What a loving loser!
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# ? Apr 22, 2024 05:53 |
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If you don’t get the initial assumptions correct then all of the North Pole estimatics regarding the man in red’s piss will will be off.
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# ? Apr 22, 2024 05:57 |
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glasses of milk that hold 2 oz? is santa slamming shots while eating mini chips ahoy? these piss numbers are way off.
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# ? Apr 22, 2024 07:42 |
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Santa can have least at eight ounces of milk, as a treat.
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# ? Apr 22, 2024 07:49 |
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It's not really a treat, it's his primary source of nutrition.
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# ? Apr 22, 2024 08:00 |
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St Nicholas lived in Turkey, which in 2022 had a 69% (not a joke that's the actual number) lactose intolerance rate. He was at least partially of Greek descent, 55% current lactose intolerance rate. Even at 2oz a glass the most statistically likely scenario is that his reindeer are just a bootstrapping system to get him to the first few hundred houses, after which he will have built up enough fuel for the chimneys to serve as ignition point, launch route, and subsequent catch tunnel.
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Gets hosed up on milk and passes out in a coma for 364 days straight
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# ? Apr 22, 2024 08:13 |
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Karate Bastard posted:Gets hosed up on milk and passes out in a coma for 364 days straight You rang?
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# ? Apr 22, 2024 08:16 |
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Splicer posted:St Nicholas lived in Turkey, which in 2022 had a 69% (not a joke that's the actual number) lactose intolerance rate. He was at least partially of Greek descent, 55% current lactose intolerance rate. Even at 2oz a glass the most statistically likely scenario is that his reindeer are just a bootstrapping system to get him to the first few hundred houses, after which each fireplace/chimney at which point he has built up enough fuel for the chimneys to serve as ignition point, launch route, and subsequent catch tunnel. Obviously "milk" is a mistranslation and what Santa Claus really wants is yogurt or ayran.
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# ? Apr 22, 2024 08:23 |
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steinrokkan posted:Obviously "milk" is a mistranslation and what Santa Claus really wants is yogurt or ayran. Maybe it was originally a christmas kebab.
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# ? Apr 22, 2024 08:56 |
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Dongicus posted:think i might because this set is ugly as sin lol Wormskull posted:Nice marmot. Dongicus posted:Thank you but it's actually a Beaver.
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# ? Apr 22, 2024 09:12 |
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And that movie is almost as old as the game that screenshot is from
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# ? Apr 22, 2024 09:50 |
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Wow, two things are old. I can't belive it...
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# ? Apr 22, 2024 09:58 |
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The Wicked ZOGA posted:Wow, two things are old. I can't belive it... Three things are old???
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# ? Apr 22, 2024 11:02 |
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We always used to put sherry out for Santa along with some carrots for the reindeer. e: so by the time he gets to the US he's proper hosed up
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# ? Apr 22, 2024 11:10 |
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Leaving out some ouzo and a gyro for Hagios Nikólaus.
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# ? Apr 22, 2024 12:06 |
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HopperUK posted:We always used to put sherry out for Santa along with some carrots for the reindeer. Who decides which way he goes? Time zones?
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# ? Apr 22, 2024 12:49 |
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Rappaport posted:Who decides which way he goes? Time zones? He arrives late christmas eve or very early christmas morning. So he must start where christmas eve starts and chase the night.
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# ? Apr 22, 2024 13:01 |
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He gets 6 hours of straight vodka and krokodil, poor sod
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# ? Apr 22, 2024 13:33 |
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Karate Bastard posted:He gets 6 hours of straight vodka and krokodil, poor sod Oh, the krokodil is all for the reindeer
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# ? Apr 22, 2024 15:29 |
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Warez request on first day. Sometimes he licks the feet of men wearing Tommy Cologne. emotional fascist posted:hello. i am taking a statsitics class and the only way i can access the program i need to use is at the univ library. however, i would rather just do this at home on my computer. you can imagine how much the lab here stinks like tommy cologne and such. anyway, if any of you have any idea as to how i could track this down, or perhaps have a copy yourself, i would greatly appreciate it.
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# ? Apr 22, 2024 23:53 |
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Rappaport posted:Who decides which way he goes? Time zones? NORAD tracks him every year, he's got nothing to hide
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# ? Apr 23, 2024 00:03 |
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Santa is a western stooge
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# ? Apr 23, 2024 01:36 |
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EorayMel posted:Warez request on first day. Sometimes he licks the feet of men wearing Tommy Cologne. lol check out the perma guy's rap sheet on that page.
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# ? Apr 23, 2024 01:52 |
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Heath posted:lol check out the perma guy's rap sheet on that page. well that's not a very funny forum quote
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# ? Apr 23, 2024 02:00 |
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I don't have archives. Do I really want to know
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# ? Apr 23, 2024 02:49 |
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Milo and POTUS posted:I don't have archives. Do I really want to know No, you're good.
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# ? Apr 23, 2024 02:51 |
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Milo and POTUS posted:I don't have archives. Do I really want to know If you're playing "why was this poster permabanned" bingo, the only space we're missing is "passed away"
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# ? Apr 23, 2024 03:51 |
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That thread just seems like a fly trap for permas.
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# ? Apr 23, 2024 03:54 |
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wasn't shii the guy who was in cahoots with loving Marshall Banana of all people
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# ? Apr 23, 2024 04:05 |
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Milo and POTUS posted:I don't have archives. Do I really want to know They were banned because of moderator action.
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I imagine this as physics exam. If the goatman farted a chandelier, what velocity would it have on impact?
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