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# ? Apr 21, 2024 20:42

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# ? May 18, 2024 03:05

root beer: Nov 13, 2005

Field Mousepad posted:

Every abandoned golf course I've ever seen has been turned into apartments and condos

There�s a national park that surrounds the city where I live and the city itself has a pretty good local parks service, so dead golf courses go to heaven around here :unsmith:

# ? Apr 21, 2024 21:33

Outrail: Jan 4, 2009; www.sapphicrobotica.com

Field Mousepad posted:

Every abandoned golf course I've ever seen has been turned into apartments and condos

Almost anything is an improvement over 'golf course'.

Neglect it, apartments, public park, nuclear waste storage. All improvments.

# ? Apr 21, 2024 21:50

Amphigory: Feb 6, 2005

Byzantine posted:

pterodactyls arent dinosaurs and you will be the fool of child mockery if you claim so

Haha, I was just talking about that to the missus the other day

When I was 7 or 8 my primary school teacher went round the the class asking people to name dinosaurs beginning with a letter

When she got to me she said "p" and I proudly shouted "pterodactyl" and SHE loving EVISCERATED ME IN FRONT OF THE CLASS

I can genuinely still remember every second of it and it was 35 years ago

# ? Apr 21, 2024 22:15

Tree Bucket: Apr 1, 2016; R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Scratch Monkey posted:

It's cool how Jessica's nose and boobs possess the same profile.
Theranos has ruined tuetlenecks forever, hasn't it?

freeedr posted:

My three favorite dinosaurs are edaphosaurus, dimetrodon, and pterodactyl

YOU MONSTER
At least you didn't say "mammoth."

# ? Apr 21, 2024 22:16

Soul Dentist: Mar 17, 2009

Pmammoth

# ? Apr 21, 2024 22:29

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Tree Bucket posted:

Theranos has ruined tuetlenecks forever, hasn't it?

Most people on the planet don't know what you're talking about. Most people who did, have forgotten long ago.

Anyway Steve Jobs ruined them already. That's why she wore them.

# ? Apr 21, 2024 22:32

kazil: Jul 24, 2005; Derpmph trial star reporter!

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Most people on the planet don't know what you're talking about. Most people who did, have forgotten long ago.

Anyway Steve Jobs ruined them already. That's why she wore them.

I don't think that's true. He was a pretty memorable bad guy and Avengers was a big franchise

# ? Apr 21, 2024 22:34

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

kazil posted:

I don't think that's true. He was a pretty memorable bad guy and Avengers was a big franchise

Oh I don't eat those. They're not good for your blood sugar. I choose the baby carrots and apple wedges if the burger isn't enough.

# ? Apr 21, 2024 22:37

FreudianSlippers: Apr 12, 2010; Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

People who wear turtle necks:
-Spies
-Beatnik artists/poets
-White collar criminals (ironically)

# ? Apr 21, 2024 23:46

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

root beer posted:

There�s a national park that surrounds the city where I live and the city itself has a pretty good local parks service, so dead golf courses go to heaven around here

Is it one of those desert courses, they seem like they'd be easy to convert

# ? Apr 22, 2024 00:01

root beer: Nov 13, 2005

Nope, this is purely Midwest USA. One has been undergoing soil cleanup of decades of herbicides and mercury contamination, and will be going through further remediation soon to return the land to its natural state. There is a lot of wetland in the area so that may be part of the plan, though I don�t know for sure. In any case, you love to see it.

# ? Apr 22, 2024 00:28

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

# ? Apr 22, 2024 00:31

Dameius: Apr 3, 2006

LifeSunDeath posted:

Isn't that just clean urine to try and beat a drug test?

# ? Apr 22, 2024 00:32

Kheldarn: Feb 17, 2011

# ? Apr 22, 2024 01:12

thepopmonster: Feb 18, 2014

kiimo posted:

Yeah he works hard...delegating

speaking of elves

The minimum size of an Olympic swimming pool is 50mx25mx2m deep (depth is minimum 2m, other dimensions are fixed). That's 660,430 gallons.

Santa canonically drinks from a glass of milk in each household he visits when it is left out for him; that's probably an average of at least 2 fl oz per glass, or 64 households/gallon, or at most 42 million milk-houses per swimming pool.

There are about 24m children 5 and under in the US this year. Two-or-more child households, lactose intolerance, and that only 75% of US households have a Christmas tree (presumably, those without a tree don't propriate Santa) cut the number of milk offerings down a bit, but if we assume 2.1 million households do this (slightly less than 1 in 10) then the US contribution to the Calculated Pool Index of Santa Swallowing is probably at least 0.05 pools/year, so Santa goes through a minimum of 5 pools/century.

It takes between 20-30 minutes for water to go from mouth to bladder, and Santa's schedule is very tight - he's not going to be able to stop for a break. Fortunately, we have documentation that Santa has a method for storing things that would otherwise be impossible to transport, so we can confidently conclude that Santa's pee is stored in his sacks.

# ? Apr 22, 2024 02:19

Soul Dentist: Mar 17, 2009

Anything but metric though fr

# ? Apr 22, 2024 03:37

Shaddak: Nov 13, 2011

# ? Apr 22, 2024 04:25

kiimo: Jul 24, 2003

thepopmonster posted:

The minimum size of an Olympic swimming pool is 50mx25mx2m deep (depth is minimum 2m, other dimensions are fixed). That's 660,430 gallons.

Santa canonically drinks from a glass of milk in each household he visits when it is left out for him; that's probably an average of at least 2 fl oz per glass, or 64 households/gallon, or at most 42 million milk-houses per swimming pool.

There are about 24m children 5 and under in the US this year. Two-or-more child households, lactose intolerance, and that only 75% of US households have a Christmas tree (presumably, those without a tree don't propriate Santa) cut the number of milk offerings down a bit, but if we assume 2.1 million households do this (slightly less than 1 in 10) then the US contribution to the Calculated Pool Index of Santa Swallowing is probably at least 0.05 pools/year, so Santa goes through a minimum of 5 pools/century.

It takes between 20-30 minutes for water to go from mouth to bladder, and Santa's schedule is very tight - he's not going to be able to stop for a break. Fortunately, we have documentation that Santa has a method for storing things that would otherwise be impossible to transport, so we can confidently conclude that Santa's pee is stored in his sacks.

have you been sitting on this post since January

# ? Apr 22, 2024 05:32

BrigadierSensible: Feb 16, 2012; I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

freeedr posted:

My three favorite dinosaurs are edaphosaurus, dimetrodon, and pterodactyl

This is Anklylosaurus erasure and I wont stand for it.

# ? Apr 22, 2024 06:20

Scarodactyl: Oct 22, 2015

BrigadierSensible posted:

This is Anklylosaurus erasure and I wont stand for it.

That one is actually a dinosaur :mad:

# ? Apr 22, 2024 08:14

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Amphigory posted:

Haha, I was just talking about that to the missus the other day

When I was 7 or 8 my primary school teacher went round the the class asking people to name dinosaurs beginning with a letter

When she got to me she said "p" and I proudly shouted "pterodactyl" and SHE loving EVISCERATED ME IN FRONT OF THE CLASS

I can genuinely still remember every second of it and it was 35 years ago

She was right to do so.

# ? Apr 22, 2024 08:35

Regular Wario: Mar 27, 2010; Slippery Tilde

yeah you loving nerd

# ? Apr 22, 2024 10:14

Stoatbringer: Sep 15, 2004; naw, you love it you little ho-bot

The pterodactyl is a flyinosaur.

# ? Apr 22, 2024 12:24

Tree Bucket: Apr 1, 2016; R.I.P.idura leucophrys

NO ITS NOT

Amphigory posted:

Haha, I was just talking about that to the missus the other day

When I was 7 or 8 my primary school teacher went round the the class asking people to name dinosaurs beginning with a letter

When she got to me she said "p" and I proudly shouted "pterodactyl" and SHE loving EVISCERATED ME IN FRONT OF THE CLASS

I can genuinely still remember every second of it and it was 35 years ago

What was her rant like? Would you describe it as a nonsense verse or composition; a rigmarole with apparent meaning which proves to be meaningless?

# ? Apr 22, 2024 12:28

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

I took it to mean the teacher screeched and pulled off her mask and was a pterodactyl underneath who then eviscerated the poster while the rest of the class ran out shrieking

# ? Apr 22, 2024 12:33

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

But then I'm probably just thinking of Mrs. Commanderson

# ? Apr 22, 2024 12:36

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

thepopmonster posted:

The minimum size of an Olympic swimming pool is 50mx25mx2m deep (depth is minimum 2m, other dimensions are fixed). That's 660,430 gallons.

Santa canonically drinks from a glass of milk in each household he visits when it is left out for him; that's probably an average of at least 2 fl oz per glass, or 64 households/gallon, or at most 42 million milk-houses per swimming pool.

There are about 24m children 5 and under in the US this year. Two-or-more child households, lactose intolerance, and that only 75% of US households have a Christmas tree (presumably, those without a tree don't propriate Santa) cut the number of milk offerings down a bit, but if we assume 2.1 million households do this (slightly less than 1 in 10) then the US contribution to the Calculated Pool Index of Santa Swallowing is probably at least 0.05 pools/year, so Santa goes through a minimum of 5 pools/century.

It takes between 20-30 minutes for water to go from mouth to bladder, and Santa's schedule is very tight - he's not going to be able to stop for a break. Fortunately, we have documentation that Santa has a method for storing things that would otherwise be impossible to transport, so we can confidently conclude that Santa's pee is stored in his sacks.

Milk isn't water, it's food. It curdles and turns into like cottage cheese in your stomach. Big guy has more than peeing to worry about.

# ? Apr 22, 2024 12:42

Freemason Rush Week: Apr 22, 2006

Data Graham posted:

But then I'm probably just thinking of Mrs. Commanderson

Well there's your problem, she teaches pre-K

# ? Apr 22, 2024 12:53

dr_rat: Jun 4, 2001

Freemason Rush Week posted:

Well there's your problem, she teaches pre-K

Oh, she just happens to teach those that are the main diet of pterodactyls.

You may as well just hire a wolf to teach lambs how to... um eat grass I guess? I dunno what lambs are taught in school.

# ? Apr 22, 2024 12:59

Fuoco: Jan 3, 2009

Freemason Rush Week posted:

Well there's your problem, she teaches pre-K

What about the rest of the alphabet?

# ? Apr 22, 2024 13:03

dr_rat: Jun 4, 2001

Fuoco posted:

What about the rest of the alphabet?

Nah it was decided not to teach the later half, more highly scrabble high scoring letters, to the kids today after they started beating the adults at the game.

Play games smarter, not harder.

# ? Apr 22, 2024 13:06

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

Amphigory posted:

Haha, I was just talking about that to the missus the other day

When I was 7 or 8 my primary school teacher went round the the class asking people to name dinosaurs beginning with a letter

When she got to me she said "p" and I proudly shouted "pterodactyl" and SHE loving EVISCERATED ME IN FRONT OF THE CLASS

I can genuinely still remember every second of it and it was 35 years ago

Pigeon
Partridge
Parrot

Easy

# ? Apr 22, 2024 13:16