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bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

emfive posted:

In 2016 we went to Manhattan on a lark to go to the museums, and after getting off the plane at JFK we went to the train, and several people asked me how to buy tickets. When we got to the place where you have to change trains to get to Manhattan, several other people asked me how to get tickets. People on the street in Manhattan asked me how to get to places. It happens constantly. People in grocery stores ask me where stuff is.

I swear to god I am not a mystical or superstitious person but I definitely radiate some kind of energy.


I have often been asked for directions but it only happens when I'm far away, especially in another country


I tell them, never fight uphill me boys and they look at me funny


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lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

bebop esq posted:

Only strong people apologize



that's why trump doesn't

Lpzie posted:

sorry for that outburst

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


bebop esq posted:

Only strong people apologize



that's why trump doesn't

Trump is the strongest there's ever been, from the standpoint of people

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Joementum posted:

got to watch it live

the truest form of introspection

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

exactly

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Trump is the strongest there's ever been, from the standpoint of people

yep

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 371 days!
never apologize is like the main lesson trump learned from roy cohn and has quite frankly served him incredibly well his entire life

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Good Citizen posted:



it says peepee poopoo

the peepee poopoo
that you don't dare to people

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

LegoMan posted:

Saw Dethklok and Babymetal last year fuckin owned.

You can def tell Brandon's voice change tho

coach mcguirk would be happy to know that he finally went through puberty

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

I wonder if Plinkeh ever got his oppogligzy

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

what

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

bebop esq posted:

I have often been asked for directions but it only happens when I'm far away, especially in another country


I tell them, never fight uphill me boys and they look at me funny

once I was with some friends in SF tripping balls and walking from around Union Square to the Exploratorium (yes, a long walk), and we got to the top of one of the hills and a big black limo pulled up and stopped, and a guy got out.

"OK guys, where's the Golden Gate Bridge"

All my friends looked at me. I was like, "uhh, keep going down the hill, turn left at Lombard, and you're there." The guy said "Lombard?!?" like it was ridiculous, and I said "yes Lombard, it's west of where it's curvy and weird" and he dubiously got back in the limo and they drove off.

That was the same day that one of my friends said "It's going to be a war between God and Satan, and Satan's going to win". We did make it to the Exploratorium.

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008
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Fuckt Tupp posted:

coach mcguirk would be happy to know that he finally went through puberty

thats h Jon Benjamin you loving idiot

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 371 days!

LegoMan posted:

Saw Dethklok and Babymetal last year fuckin owned.

You can def tell Brandon's voice change tho

it is crazy that brendon voice all 3 of these characters

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVyHWi6vZd0

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Good Citizen posted:

thats h Jon Benjamin you loving idiot

who

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020


bob

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012


Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


gonna howl in laughter when Trump ends up winning NM of all places

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.
once when we were in San Francisco we ate out and then I was drunk off my rear end and lying in the back seat of the car, and my brother was driving, and he had to ask me for directions out of the city to get back to Santa Clara, like a fairly long way away. Apparently I was able to help, kind-of like the cylon in the bathtub I guess.

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
Is there a guy named brandon or do you mean brenden? Did he gently caress up his voice or semething?

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 371 days!

Salt Fish posted:

Is there a guy named brandon or do you mean brenden? Did he gently caress up his voice or semething?

this brandon

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

emfive posted:

once when we were in San Francisco we ate out and then I was drunk off my rear end and lying in the back seat of the car, and my brother was driving, and he had to ask me for directions out of the city to get back to Santa Clara, like a fairly long way away. Apparently I was able to help, kind-of like the cylon in the bathtub I guess.

Can you give me directions to a good post??

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


lets go brendan

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

thenk you brenden

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable

the perfect (apology) post, and he was impeached!

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Salt Fish posted:

Can you give me directions to a good post??

they’re usually in here https://forums.somethingawful.com/banlist.php

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
I'm just kidding, just having a laugh don't worry, just ribbing you.

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys
his name is bryndyn

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


glizzarene

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
jenicidin johan bryndyn

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

Watch how hard I can punch myself in the dick

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Salt Fish posted:

I'm just kidding, just having a laugh don't worry, just ribbing you.

it's fine Salt Fish, I understand. That was a true story though, apparently I gave turn by turn directions while looking at the interior roof of the car

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

SirPablo posted:

Watch how hard I can punch myself in the dick

okay i'm watching.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

SirPablo posted:

Watch how hard I can punch myself in the dick

If you punch it more than three times you're playing with yourself

deathbysnusnu
Feb 25, 2016


gently caress you all, i'm gonna chug some malort and fight uphill!

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

mdemone posted:

ok. sorry. I'm teaching students through their final exams and I'm a little loving WIRED


sorry

As a fellow educator I understand about the stress of final exams.

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

deathbysnusnu posted:

gently caress you all, i'm gonna chug some malort and fight uphill!


don't do it, me boy

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020


croup coughfield posted:

ok, i think im ready to endure six hours without posting, the maximum punishment for pedophile accusations in cspam based on what im seeing in the lc. lets get down to business

i dont think plinkey necessarily fucks kids per se (because they run form him) but i do suspect he has a notable collection of illegal images on his computer. bourgeois guys are always super into that sort of thing because money makes you anhedonic and they need something that makes them feel that frisson of risk. this helps explain his obvious self-loathing and shifty behavior

i also think when he jacks off his lil rotting dick the skin comes off bloodlessly in long, narrow strips

what about you, cspam? who do you think is a chomo?

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evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious
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deathbysnusnu
Feb 25, 2016


Dog orders drink

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