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At least she said "on a horse" and not "with a horse." Edit: Oh goddamn you loving page snipe. Have some content: My (35M) fiancé (32F) doesn’t want a mother-son dance at our wedding causing drama. How to diffuse? quote:My finance and my mother used to get along great. When we got engaged my mom was overly excited and tried to help plan the wedding more than she should. My finance is anti confrontational and instead of telling her to stop, just blocked her and got mad and complained to me about it. Troublemaker fucked around with this message at 02:00 on Apr 23, 2024 |
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Have a double dose of parents living with their children. AITA for kicking my broke parents out of the house? quote:I’m 20 years old and live in a 2 room apartment, one of those rooms is my room, and the other one is the kitchen/main room. Since my parents lost their jobs last year, I offered for them to stay in my apartment until they found another job. My parents sleep on the floor of the kitchen/main room. When my parents and I finish up with dinner, we socialize for a couple hours and then head off to bed. My parents usually go to sleep at around 10:30 to 10:45 while I usually stay up until 12:15. My dad keeps complaining about how my tv is too loud, even though it’s at 15 volume. I thought this was rather odd, but I complied with him and turned it down to about 5 volume. He still kept complaining and I kept telling him back that it wasn’t that loud, hell I went over to where they slept, laid down, and couldn’t even hear a thing, just the slightest of mumbling. His bright idea was to unplug my router and not give it back, even in the morning, or after work. I told him “it’s my house, and I bought that router and the wifi here, you have no right of taking it from me!” He responded back with “I am your father, I control this house!” which is obviously not true because I own the drat place. My mom didn’t help me out, hell she made it worse, she was defending my father and pushing me whenever I tried to take it from him. This had been going on for about 3 days already, and I decided to kick them both out. I told them to pack their stuff and go, but both of them said that they had full authority over me, that I can’t kick them out because I’m still their child. I called the cops on them and got them trespassed from my apartment complex. Over the past couple days they’ve been texting me of how selfish I am and how over sensitive I am about everything. Is this true? AITA? "I control this house" AITA for asking my roommate’s mom when she plans to end her stay with us after her apartment was flooded? quote:My (21 F) roommate’s (22 F) mother has been staying with us after there was a small flood in her apartment. Nothing was seriously damaged, especially since she had been home at the time and managed to mop up most of the water with towels and blankets. However when it happened my roommate told me her mom needs to stay with us a couple of nights while it was sorted. I was fine with a couple of nights, as it was a bad thing that happened to her and she is my roommate’s family and needed somewhere to stay.
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EDIT: I have not idea what's happening here. Sorry for the double post! Troublemaker fucked around with this message at 02:00 on Apr 23, 2024 |
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Ok let me clarify: it does say ON a horse, not TO a horse. My first thought wasn't "hey she's getting dicked down by Mr. Ed" it was more "huh...did she have an unexpected orgasm while riding?" Ridicule it all you want but it was nice to see a story about horses that didn't involve full-blown furry insanity or dying to ants
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BOOTY-ADE posted:Ok let me clarify: it does say ON a horse, not TO a horse. My first thought wasn't "hey she's getting dicked down by Mr. Ed" it was more "huh...did she have an unexpected orgasm while riding?" That's also what I assumed, but the fruit, it is low hanging
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Troublemaker posted:My (35M) fiancé (32F) doesn’t want a mother-son dance at our wedding causing drama. How to diffuse? Okay so either we're missing a lot of info here about how mom is treating the DIL, or DIL is just crazy.
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Scathach posted:Okay so either we're missing a lot of info here about how mom is treating the DIL, or DIL is just crazy. Maybe she is just high. Finance.
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AITA for sabotaging my husband's relationships?quote:In my country, arranged marriages are very common and this was how I (24F) got married with "Jason" (24M) (note that I said ARRANGED marriages, not FORCED marriages. An arranged marriage is basically when your family plays matchmaker with you and someone else, but it isn't forced). It's important to say I never wanted to get married and am for sure placed somewhere in the ace spectrum, because sex was never something important to me. But I knew Jason since we were kids and he was always nice to me, so I accepted to spend some time with him and see where it would go.
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BOOTY-ADE posted:"huh...did she have an unexpected orgasm while riding?" Isn't this kind of fairly common?
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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:AITA for sabotaging my husband's relationships? He may have incentive to lie but at least at that point he will be in normal cheating territory. As it stands she gave him permission to sleep with other people because she assumed they weren't going to be romantically involved with each other. Honestly I think they should just divorce but maybe that's hard because of their parents mystes fucked around with this message at 02:49 on Apr 23, 2024 |
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mystes posted:She needs to actually tell him that she wants him to be monogamous now and they need to divorce before they have kids if he doesn't want to be monogamous. asexual arranged marriages are a whole angle of poly drama I hadn't imagined
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wheatpuppy posted:Maybe she is just high. Finance. Sorry I misread ages I guess? I wonder what country the poly people are in? Sounds like it would be a fiasco if their families found out. Scathach fucked around with this message at 03:09 on Apr 23, 2024 |
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Scathach posted:Sorry I misread ages I guess? I was just making an awkward terrible joke about the constant misspelling of "fianceé."
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Scathach posted:Okay so either we're missing a lot of info here about how mom is treating the DIL, or DIL is just crazy. Sounds like DIL is just crazy, and OP is putting up with it because he wants kids and thinks he's running out of time. And supposedly he thinks this controlling, grudge-holding, unwilling to compromise, treats-his-family-like-dirt finance will be a OOP Posted: quote:I’m old. I feel like if this ends that’s it for me and having kids ever. Maybe that’s what’s keeping me in
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wheatpuppy posted:I was just making an awkward terrible joke about the constant misspelling of "fianceé." Honestly I read yours like three times to make sure I read "finance" right lol. E man that's sad if that's the case with this dude. I can not imagine having a ticking clock over my head and basically forcing myself to choose someone spiteful. I mean he's only 35, that's not really old. We have 80yo celebrities having kids out there. Scathach fucked around with this message at 03:41 on Apr 23, 2024 |
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Mordiceius posted:Yeah, when I read that the kid wouldn't sit still, was a picky eater, had a lot of oddly specific knowledge, I immediately leapt to "he's undiagnosed neurodivergent" And it comes off as the very familiar experience nearly all neurodivergent people have of random people singling them out for common neurodivergent traits and taking wildly disproportionate offense at them, seeing them as targeted personal slights.
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Instead of persecuting neurodivergent personalities, society should persecute people with the personality trait that makes them go to events and look for a child to annoy. I remember a lot of these people. They see a child reading a book and think they should walk up to the child and ask them what they're reading. If it's currently summer, they'll ask you if you're looking forward to going back to school. They have opinions about how much light you have to read by and if it's enough. I think these people thought that they were parenting me in some way; I remember them the way you remember somebody else's dog that won't stop coming up to you with a slobbery rubber ball.
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At least the dog just wants you to throw the ball and isn't judging you for not participating in the activities with the rest of the humans.
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Ugh I had totally forgotten about that. When I was little adults would come up, see how quick I was going through some book, then quiz me on every aspect of it because I was "reading it too fast" or reading stuff they didn't think I should read. Being a neurodivergent kid sucked. I just wanted to hide in my books and learn about dinosaurs without the stress of adults being loving weird.
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Boy, am I glad I realized that I was completely incapable of raising a child by the age of 30, so I don't have any of this ticking clock things.
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Yeah none here, never wanted kids. I got lucky, husband is sterile. Honestly that was a dream come true for both of us. Not a kid hater, happy aunt to a bunch of lil kids, just don't want em myself.
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Mordiceius posted:Still slightly lovely of him but... they had been broken up for a month. I don't know, if someone broke the heart of a person I describe as my best friend, I'd probably resist the urge to gently caress them.
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Pantaloon Pontiff posted:And he knew more about child development than actual parents, like some kind of sick adult-embarasser. The guests were just unprepared to have to play the
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Bolding mine. AITA for constantly telling my colleague to get her carbon monoxide detector inspected? quote:My colleague (26F) has been super annoying at the office lately. She has been telling everyone that her house is haunted and all the weird stuff that keeps happening in it. It’s a small office as there are only 6 of us there typically. Everyone feeds her delusions but I (24M), the only man there except my boss who’s rarely there, always shut her down when she speaks of her paranormal stories to me or when she’s being super loud and annoying about them. After the very expected responses OP posted:Way to ruin my thread with a YTA
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r/relationships: Way to ruin my thread with a YTA
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In the spirit of the guy who tried to do Don Draper cosplay in his 21st century office, we have this story (from 2021): AITA for ordering Tequila shots for my work colleagues at Friday lunchtime? quote:I (26M) work in a busy lab (medical diagnostics), and every Friday we go as team (6-7 people) to a local sports bar to have a 'team-building' lunch on the boss's company card. Yesterday our boss was swamped with deadlines, but said the rest of us could 'go anyway', as long as we paid for any alcoholic drinks ourselves. quote:Well, I'm sure a lot of you will be happy to know that me and my (out of) work bro got fired this morning. HR asked us 'why exactly' we thought we could drink 6 tequila shots and then go back to the lab. All we could think of was that in college we used to 'work hard and play hard', and it didn't affect our grades. They didn't like that excuse.
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This one made its way to r/AmITheEx in record time AITAH For Deleting My Girlfriend's Sims Save Files? quote:Let's just start by saying that I (24M) love my girlfriend, "Aaliyah", (20F) very much. She's a super hard working girl, and she spends a lot of her time on classes trying to get the highest grades possible for applying to nursing school in the near future. When she's not doing that, she's doing chores or cutting down on her ever growing to-do list. And when she's not doing THAT she's spending 2 hours a day playing the Sims. This is where the problem comes in. FMguru fucked around with this message at 06:18 on Apr 23, 2024 |
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FMguru posted:This one made its way to r/AmITheEx in record time
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FMguru posted:A lab having its techs doing paying diagnostic work after taking 5-6 lunchtime shots of tequila would probably lose all their clients, if not their operating license, if that sort of thing became known. I support various flavors of FDA-regulated GxP environments and the word I'd use for what we'd do to this guy is "turbomurdered". And when I say "turbomurdered" I'm thinking "soup-like homogenate" and "we have a lot of vats" and "we dispose of a lot of biowaste every week" and "nothing of value was lost".
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FMguru posted:This one made its way to r/AmITheEx in record time Make versioned backups! This game regularly eats its own save files! But yeah, also feed this guy to a cowplant.
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big black turnout posted:
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big black turnout posted:Isn't this kind of fairly common? Yeah wasn’t this why women were supposed to ride side saddle? I think it’s a common trope in old-timey literature for there to be a thing with women and horses and virginity. Also uh you get bounced around a lot at higher speeds (which you’re supposed to brace by posting, which is kinda bobbing up and down with the horse with your hips). I did horseback riding for a couple months when I was 12 (and quit the day we tried cantering, too scary lol). I remember people telling me that horseback riding can break your hymen. 🙃
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big black turnout posted:
lock him in a broom closet without a toilet
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Crocobile posted:Yeah wasn’t this why women were supposed to ride side saddle? I think it’s a common trope in old-timey literature for there to be a thing with women and horses and virginity. i remember galloping on a horse when i was a kid & a) I had no idea how to ride a horse other than hold on and b) my legs didn't reach the stirrups anyways and my rear end hurt for like 2 days afterwards. If a girl is having her first orgasm to that, fuckin more power to her
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It's not even a goaled game??!!
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FMguru posted:This one made its way to r/AmITheEx in record time This guy is basically responding to every single person who responds to him. Good to know he is doing useful things with his life, unlike his GIRL and her GAME
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Give the man a Murphy bed
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Midnight Voyager posted:This guy is basically responding to every single person who responds to him. Good to know he is doing useful things with his life, unlike his GIRL and her GAME He's actually accepted that he hosed up really badly. She's ghosting him and it looks like he'll come to term with that in time.
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FMguru posted:In the spirit of the guy who tried to do Don Draper cosplay in his 21st century office, we have this story (from 2021): I remember this one but I don’t remember it being a loving diagnostic lab. Jesus Christ
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FMguru posted:AITAH For Deleting My Girlfriend's Sims Save Files?
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