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“No money there.” Occasionally he will say the truth without getting it Nate, what’s the common factor between GarfieldEATS, Scooby Doo EATs, Egeez, and SimpsonEATS? 
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Matt Groenig will license out Simpsons stuff for a bag of chips and two used wads or gum He's basically Jim Davis 2.0 so I'm not sure why Nathen feels the need to call him out, especially since I'm sure Disney knows this exists and doesn't care
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david_a posted:“No money there.” You forgot ScottPilgrimEats
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Duckman2008 posted:You forgot ScottPilgrimEats TBF I think Nathen did as well.
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kare posted:Look at all this entergagement! Yeah there’s no money in a Simpsons license. Better go with Garf
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YOU'LL BE HEARING FROM EGEEZ
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The Simpsons-themed food and drink are virtually the only thing I remember about my visit to Universal Studios. Unfortunately since there is no money there they had to put Homer down
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https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSinc/status/1781586812957335627
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But they're not secret right he sold them publicly?
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Apr 21, 2024 20:02
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Ok but it does have 2X THE MEAT so
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Peanut Butter posted:Ok but it does have 2X THE MEAT so Today I learned there is a standard for meat content in lasagna
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Well that didn't take long. Anyway, that lasagna doesn't look very good but at least it's not orange I guess.
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Apr 21, 2024 20:23
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Going to the store to pick up a big helping of Garfield MEATS
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what the gently caress is up with garfield's face anyway? what is that yellow strip below his eyes? it doesn't even remotely evoke a cat's whisker pads. this has bugged me since childhood
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So that first one, @cowm_lk or whatever, that's also Nathen, right?
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Powerful Katrinka posted:So that first one, @cowm_lk or whatever, that's also Nathen, right? I thnk it's just a random person who wants to rile up Nathen. Nathen proving that he knows the licensing game by assuming a company doing a movie tie in is paying the same amount as a no name guy.
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Yep, a giant multinational will absolutely transact with another giant multinational with guaranteed distribution and a verified brand presence allowing it to cross-market across the most important market for box office success. What bastards, #mygarfieldwouldnever, and so on
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when the Dilbert man started selling burritos i knew it was over.
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Apr 21, 2024 21:47
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All that’s left now is for someone else to make a “love me, feed me never leave me” song since that’s a Garfield thing and not really a Nathen thing
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I just love Nathen’s assumption that loving Nestlé went hat-in-hand to Paramount and Sony to beg for this license like he had to, instead of some unholy trinity of bean counters from all of them figuring out how many more units and movie tickets they’ll sell if they slap Garfield’s CGI face on ‘em and splitting up the profits. Blue Moonlight fucked around with this message at 02:07 on Apr 22, 2024 |
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Frank Frank posted:All that’s left now is for someone else to make a “love me, feed me never leave me” song since that’s a Garfield thing and not really a Nathen thing I keep imagining it to the tune of U2’s Batman song “hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me”
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Kitchen-made fresh, once a week.MSPain posted:what the gently caress is up with garfield's face anyway? what is that yellow strip below his eyes? it doesn't even remotely evoke a cat's whisker pads. this has bugged me since childhood 
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MSPain posted:what the gently caress is up with garfield's face anyway? what is that yellow strip below his eyes? it doesn't even remotely evoke a cat's whisker pads. this has bugged me since childhood Maybe this will help 
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Hell yes, I scooped this nearly two days ago. I'm literally the Woodward & Bernstein of Garfield themed branding on heavily meated loving lasagna or whatever the gently caress this corner of journalism is called.
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Drunk Nerds posted:Hell yes, I scooped this nearly two days ago. I'm literally the Woodward & Bernstein of Garfield themed branding on heavily meated loving lasagna or whatever the gently caress this corner of journalism is called. Orange Journalism
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Drunk Nerds posted:Hell yes, I scooped this nearly two days ago. I'm literally the Woodward & Bernstein of Garfield themed branding on heavily meated loving lasagna or whatever the gently caress this corner of journalism is called. Red Sauce Journalism
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Start a social media trend taking pictures with your stoffers lasagna (tm) and giving the camera a thumbs up. #garfwasright #lasagna #viacom #human flesh
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https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1782490533937484048 https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSinc/status/1782514927661453520 I would love to see him read Unscripted and start posting non stop about Sumner Redstone. GarfieldEATS: OTHER = TBD
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you do it nathen, you're gonna be the one to expose Paramount
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MassRafTer posted:https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1782490533937484048 Wow the family that built paramount has massive controlling shares how absolutely surprising
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The listing wars and civil wars as separate thing is driving me crazy.
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top 3 earth problems: war earthquakes other
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R.L. Stine posted:top 3 earth problems: Casualties=31,000 Poverty=MILLIONS!!!
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I think there's been a few more casualties than that in all the ongoing wars, Nathen
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LordArgh posted:I think there's been a few more casualties than that in all the ongoing wars, Nathen OTHER=TBD
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Wow the family that built paramount has massive controlling shares how absolutely surprising They in no way built Paramount. Sumner Redstone bought it out in the 90s. Their battle to keep control of their empire is only slightly more embarrassing than Nathen's career
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But his lasagna wasn't kitchen made either, it was frozen and rebranded from some Canadian frozen food company wasn't it?
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