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Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.

Drone_Fragger posted:

If i was president of the united states i would avoid being thrown in jail after my presidency finishes by simply not doing any crimes while serving. Many people are saying this.

You are obligated to do crimes as Potus.

I think Trumps going to just get fined like 10 thousand and then his lawyers will.pay it.

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Shishkahuben
Mar 5, 2009





Drone_Fragger posted:

If i was president of the united states i would avoid being thrown in jail after my presidency finishes by simply not doing any crimes while serving. Many people are saying this.

typical holier-than-thou liberal ivory towerdweller

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

The judge gets to wear a robe, it's not fair.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Hollismason posted:

You are obligated to do crimes as Potus.

if you dont do as many crimes as you can while POTUS what is the point of "PRESIDENTIAL IMMUNITY"

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
The biggest punishment you can put him through AT THE MOMENT is forcing him to sit in the courtroom. Let's stick to that, the jail can come later as a post trial treat.:shobon:

Serious_Cyclone
Oct 25, 2017

I appreciate your patience, this is a tricky maneuver
The take that Trump wants to be put in jail is perplexing. He doesn't want to spend hours in a cell with no phone to Truth on, staring at a wall from a lovely mattress.

cr0y
Mar 24, 2005



He is still posting through it

zone
Dec 6, 2016

Interrupting Tmpur LOLs for one moment:
https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1782500397292089659
KILLARY KKKLINTON IS PLANNING TO KILL ME :downsowned:

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

zone posted:

Interrupting Tmpur LOLs for one moment:
https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1782500397292089659
KILLARY KKKLINTON IS PLANNING TO KILL ME :downsowned:

I mean it's not so much that I wish death on Kari Lake but hey, it'd get Clinton locked up so I'm not sure what the issue is here? Lake, this is your chance to do what glorious leader could not.

Froghammer
Sep 8, 2012

Khajit has wares
if you have coin
Hillary Clinton doesn't even know who Kari Lake is, let alone wants to kill her

Jimlit
Jun 30, 2005



zone posted:

Interrupting Tmpur LOLs for one moment:
https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1782500397292089659
KILLARY KKKLINTON IS PLANNING TO KILL ME :downsowned:

she's sending agent 42

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Serious_Cyclone posted:

The take that Trump wants to be put in jail is perplexing. He doesn't want to spend hours in a cell with no phone to Truth on, staring at a wall from a lovely mattress.

lmao Donald "TRUMP" would go loving apeshit sitting in a holding cell with 20 people waiting to be booked for 8 hours before his time actually started, and he'd flip the gently caress out when they told him nobody gives a poo poo he was supposed to be in for 24 hours, he's gonna be in another day because he missed the fuckin bus :qq:
Not like he'd be treated like that, though.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

JeffLeonard posted:

I thought this Blanche guy was a respected super lawyer, but :lol:, he's just another Trump IdiotTM

He probably got the job because he's willing to say president every time he says trump's name.

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer

Serious_Cyclone posted:

The take that Trump wants to be put in jail is perplexing. He doesn't want to spend hours in a cell with no phone to Truth on, staring at a wall from a lovely mattress.

I think his expectation is that "jail" for him would be like a night in a hotel room where cops don't let him leave. He might be right.

I legitimately have no idea how you put someone under secret service protection in jail.

JeffLeonard
Apr 18, 2003

TV Violence

nobodygetshurt posted:

really hoping the conspiracy nuts take this to mean that tmurp is a reptilian

Hmm. It would explain why he keeps falling asleep.

kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009

Trump's people already have the email written up and ready to send comparing Trump to Nelson Mandela if he has to spend even a moment in a cell.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

lol more poo poo happening

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
Holy Cow this might be the best episode of "Our hosed up Reality," yet

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


zone posted:

Interrupting Tmpur LOLs for one moment:
https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1782500397292089659
KILLARY KKKLINTON IS PLANNING TO KILL ME :downsowned:

She would only do that if Lake has information that would lead to her arrest

Jimlit
Jun 30, 2005



kdrudy posted:

Trump's people already have the email written up and ready to send comparing Trump to Nelson Mandela if he has to spend even a moment in a cell.

this. it also absolutely would not stop him posting.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Donald, this is your lawyer. Just keep posting

Anderson Koopa
Jun 9, 2006


Jimlit posted:

this. it also absolutely would not stop him posting.

It's best not to think about how he would sneak a phone into jail.

MechaX
Nov 19, 2011

"Let's be positive! Let's start a fire!"

kazil posted:

Donald, this is your lawyer. Just keep posting


Lmfao his posting cannot be stopped

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Anderson Koopa posted:

It's best not to think about how he would sneak a phone into jail.

Pocket Nussy

Charlz Guybon
Nov 16, 2010
The judge must be following Trump's account right? He's literally getting these updates as he's writing up his decision.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

kazil posted:

Donald, this is your lawyer. Just keep posting


MY RIGHT TO FREE SPEECH HAS BEEN TAKEN AWAY
NOW I AM GOING TO NAME WHO HAS TAKEN MY RIGHTS AWAY
TO EVERYONE
SAVE MY FREE SPEECH RIGHTS, I AM BEING SILENCED

BastardAus
Jun 3, 2003
Chunder from Down Under

wilderthanmild posted:

I think his expectation is that "jail" for him would be like a night in a hotel room where cops don't let him leave. He might be right.

I legitimately have no idea how you put someone under secret service protection in jail.

Well, it's kind of a fantasy but if you sat through to the end of Wolf Of Wall Street and saw what Jordan had to 'endure' you'd be very disappointed

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
I agree that Trump wants to be thrown in jail for 1 day.

He thinks it would be only one day and he could use it to his advantage.

It hasn't occurred to him that it might be more than 1 day.
It hasn't occurred to him that it might be in an actual jail cell.
It hasn't occurred to him that he won't have a TV or a phone.
It hasn't occurred to him that they will strip search him.
It hasn't occurred to him that they will weigh him and get his height.

He's a loving moron.

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

kazil posted:

Donald, this is your lawyer. Just keep posting


When I've handed out 6 hour probations to people I've gotten DMs like this.

If Trump gets banned from social media for even a night he'll probably lose his mind.

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer

kazil posted:

Donald, this is your lawyer. Just keep posting


He 100% wants to be put in jail.

He's likely got some kind of planned media blitz with his campaign. Remember he is convinced his mugshot was some kind of historically cool thing that guaranteed his win this year.

I hope that they just remand him lol

zone
Dec 6, 2016

kazil posted:

Donald, this is your lawyer. Just keep posting


We'll compromise; you can have a trial by combat and have the right to defend yourself

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Instead of putting him in jail can the judge take away his internet access for a few days?

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

kazil posted:

lol more poo poo happening


LOOMERED?

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Froghammer posted:

Hillary Clinton doesn't even know who Kari Lake is, let alone wants to kill her

Everyone but Kari Lake knows that, and yet

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

wilderthanmild posted:

He 100% wants to be put in jail.

He's likely got some kind of planned media blitz with his campaign. Remember he is convinced his mugshot was some kind of historically cool thing that guaranteed his win this year.

I hope that they just remand him lol

There are a bunch of hollow skulls on Fox News insisting that he'll get the majority of the black vote if he gets thrown in jail.

MechaX
Nov 19, 2011

"Let's be positive! Let's start a fire!"

Waltzing Along posted:

I agree that Trump wants to be thrown in jail for 1 day.

He thinks it would be only one day and he could use it to his advantage.

It hasn't occurred to him that it might be more than 1 day.
It hasn't occurred to him that it might be in an actual jail cell.
It hasn't occurred to him that he won't have a TV or a phone.
It hasn't occurred to him that they will strip search him.
It hasn't occurred to him that they will weigh him and get his height.

He's a loving moron.

Believe me if they strip search him we will never stop hearing about it from him until he literally dies

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Waltzing Along posted:

I agree that Trump wants to be thrown in jail for 1 day.

He thinks it would be only one day and he could use it to his advantage.

It hasn't occurred to him that it might be more than 1 day.
It hasn't occurred to him that it might be in an actual jail cell.
It hasn't occurred to him that he won't have a TV or a phone.
It hasn't occurred to him that they will strip search him.
It hasn't occurred to him that they will weigh him and get his height.

He's a loving moron.

He also doesn't realize he's going to have to show up back in court without all his prep people wiping his rear end, re-girdling him, and putting his makeup and terrible hair back in to place

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

MechaX posted:

Believe me if they strip search him we will never stop hearing about it from him until he literally dies

When have we stopped hearing about anything that fat gently caress has to say?

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


He should at least take away his phone while he's in the courtroom

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MechaX
Nov 19, 2011

"Let's be positive! Let's start a fire!"

CommieGIR posted:

When have we stopped hearing about anything that fat gently caress has to say?

He stopped talking about the piss tape

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