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Henry Lee Mucus posted:Any fart updates today? to try to make the courtroom less cold today there will be frequent releases of hot air
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Apr 23, 2024 18:02
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Nessus posted:I’m eager to hear the new savvy take on how Tmurp really was innocent of this one specific thing , and having that slowly expand to full bore nostalgia for 2020 Lol this trial is gonna be a "TRUMP" deep cut, like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUeOTOGUimM
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Apr 23, 2024 18:03
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Mozi posted:to try to make the courtroom less cold today there will be frequent releases of hot air Trump a one man greenhouse effect machine
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Apr 23, 2024 18:05
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Toxic Mental posted:Trump a one man greenhouse effect machine Land use change 51% Livestock 31% Trump 6%
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Apr 23, 2024 18:06
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Scags McDouglas posted:I don't wanna derail on this topic but I think 6ers are the lowest possible punishment so a lot of people think they didn't do anything wrong at all. My last one was for sniping a page in this thread and I was like "sure, fair". How is page sniping even a forums crime? It's just posting, the thing these forums are for.
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Apr 23, 2024 18:07
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Noted MAGA Turning Point USA/The Blaze Elijah Schäffer on how to make a boy baby
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Apr 23, 2024 18:08
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The News posted:Pecker has testified that the National Enquirer pushed negative articles about Trump's opponents in the 2016 GOP primary, including Texas Sen. Ted Cruz. The publishing executive was just asked about an Enquirer article claiming that the Republican lawmaker's father, Rafael Cruz, associated with Lee Harvey Oswald before the assassination of President John F. Kennedy in 1963. TRUmPQ! The motherfucker actually planted the Zodiac killer story. LMFAO
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Apr 23, 2024 18:08
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Men are so much stronger than women that male sperm swim faster 
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Apr 23, 2024 18:11
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quote:science here is questionable
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Apr 23, 2024 18:13
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Apr 23, 2024 18:14
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Noted MAGA Turning Point USA/The Blaze Elijah Schäffer on how to make a boy baby Or...and this is much much easier: just do IVF and choose the sex before implantation. Bing bong so simple. And expensive. But who cares about $$$ when you are white, amirite!!!
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Apr 23, 2024 18:14
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Noted MAGA Turning Point USA/The Blaze Elijah Schäffer on how to make a boy baby I like how the majority of the responses are the raised eyebrow in confusion emoji.
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Apr 23, 2024 18:15
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LOL party of family values
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Apr 23, 2024 18:15
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If you want to have a boy you just put your nuts in the microwave (jimmy the door lock with something so it will run with the door open, easy to do). Do 90-second bursts on high, 10 times prior to sex. This will kill the inferior lady sperm and only the strongest, most Arian male sperm will be left. Everyone I know who has done this has given birth to a boy with a mustache
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Apr 23, 2024 18:15
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kazil posted:Donald, this is your lawyer. Just keep posting ...Is he actually posting about the judge being corrupt, DURING his contempt hearing? Lmao what
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Apr 23, 2024 18:16
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These writers know exactly what they are doing: https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/live-blog/trump-hush-money-live-updates-day-6-rcna148919#rcrd39779 quote:Analysis: Steinglass using Pecker to expand evidence
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Apr 23, 2024 18:16
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TulliusCicero posted:...Is he actually posting about the judge being corrupt, DURING his contempt hearing? He posted it during the 15 minute break after the hearing, yeah.
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Apr 23, 2024 18:17
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quote:Steinglass using Pecker to expand evidence
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Apr 23, 2024 18:17
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Machai posted:How is page sniping even a forums crime? It's just posting, the thing these forums are for. I actually think it's fuckin hilarious when someone's embarrassing, poorly planned reply hits the top and gets an "e: oh god" at the end. But I also want absolutely no say in the rules, ever.
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Apr 23, 2024 18:17
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Every editor today is in a competition for the most creative use of pecker in a headline.
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Apr 23, 2024 18:19
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Imagine finding out Trump is your secret dad
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Apr 23, 2024 18:20
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Toxic Mental posted:Trump a one man greenhouse effect machine Everybody in court covered in a milky sheen of fart condensation
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Apr 23, 2024 18:20
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I'm not one to laugh at dick and fart jokes, usually, but they are taking center stage during this trial and I'm not complaining one bit.
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Apr 23, 2024 18:21
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big nipples big life posted:Every editor today is in a competition for the most creative use of pecker in a headline. It's really hard to be honest, a lot of them end up sounding pretty stiff. I suppose I appreciate they're not being soft on him at least, but I'm sure Trump wishes he could tug him off the stand.
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Apr 23, 2024 18:21
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Apr 23, 2024 18:24
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Noted MAGA Turning Point USA/The Blaze Elijah Schäffer on how to make a boy baby I wonder why so many of these people fell for antivax misinfo. Their grasp of biology and medicine is extraordinary.  If you REALLY want a baby boy you shave a little of your beard and mix it into your wife's smoothies.
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Apr 23, 2024 18:24
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Henry Lee Mucus posted:Any fart updates today? President Trump ‘Farts’ repeatedly, all day, every day, seven days a week.
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Apr 23, 2024 18:25
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bobjr posted:Imagine finding out Trump is your secret dad *Looking in the mirror and seeing a signature anus mouth form* "Oh no!"
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Apr 23, 2024 18:25
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big nipples big life posted:Every editor today is in a competition for the most creative use of pecker in a headline. "Piercing pecker's points" or whatever guy is winning so far
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Apr 23, 2024 18:26
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Lol conservatives are irredeemably broken
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Apr 23, 2024 18:29
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drat this is actually quite interesting, this Pecker fellow sure understands how to grift.
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Apr 23, 2024 18:29
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Noted MAGA Turning Point USA/The Blaze Elijah Schäffer on how to make a boy baby (Science here is questionable) Oh word? Just for that one portion?
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Apr 23, 2024 18:30
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Apr 23, 2024 18:32
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I love how the only times Trump say something genuinely funny it was almost certainly on accident.
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Apr 23, 2024 18:33
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Is there a stock ticker type graph for how many times Donald rips out farts in court per day?
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Apr 23, 2024 18:33
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kazil posted:lol his argument is "I thought reposts were ok because I haven't gotten in trouble for them before" lmao. this is what happens when you decorum and allow these assjerks to fester. dude is like a jr high schooler, "no one ever said not to do it when i kept doing it"
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Apr 23, 2024 18:34
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Catastrophe posted:Is there a stock ticker type graph for how many times Donald rips out farts in court per day? It's just one single slow uninterrupted release. Your EFG would just be a flat line. E: ElectroFartoGram is more correct. Aramis fucked around with this message at 18:40 on Apr 23, 2024 |
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Apr 23, 2024 18:35
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Froghammer posted:Men are so much stronger than women that male sperm swim faster I think it was widely held that male sperm are lighter/smaller than female sperm and it causes them to move faster but I think morphological differences between sperm were debunked
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Apr 23, 2024 18:36
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Catastrophe posted:Is there a stock ticker type graph for how many times Donald rips out farts in court per day? 
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Apr 23, 2024 18:36
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Noted MAGA Turning Point USA/The Blaze Elijah Schäffer on how to make a boy baby the dicks on the male sperms makes them not as ergonomic as the female sperms, so they have to exert more effort to protect their fragile egos
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