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Invisible Clergy posted:ULPT request: How to get buried money out of backyard that isn't my property Hell yeah a chance to be a Coen Brothers movie?
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Invisible Clergy posted:ULPT request: How to get buried money out of backyard that isn't my property I want to know where this supposed money came from since the friend who buried it was in jail after he buried it.
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Apr 23, 2024 15:37
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Get the guy who knows where it is to come with and claim he and a sibling buried a time capsule when they lived there as kids. The sibling is no longer alive and the friend would like to dig it up because it contains personal memories. Offer the residents money for the inconvenience.
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Apr 23, 2024 15:38
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Use a helicopter to dig up the treasure, be careful to not touch the corn.
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Apr 23, 2024 15:39
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Invisible Clergy posted:ULPT request: How to get buried money out of backyard that isn't my property I had this almost exact situation happen to a friend of mine from the perspective of the new home owner. Kept waking up to holes dug in his yard until he could convince the sheriff to do a stake out and catch the person mid act. Previous owner had been a drug dealer, apparently.
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Apr 23, 2024 15:48
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What if the new owners found a place in Maine across a highway from an elderly drunk and they just want their cat back?
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Apr 23, 2024 15:53
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Butter Activities posted:Wow really thought this polyamory thing through huh not the same thing but also why would you get into this situation if a full third of the parties involved aren't people you wanna use your mouth on. skill issue.
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Apr 23, 2024 16:00
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Obviously you dig down to Earth's core on your own property, then back up to just under the treasure house. They'll never even know you were there
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Apr 23, 2024 16:03
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This is several pages back at this point but Mississippi had these anti-tobacco ads back in the 2000s: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o47j7qvGzwE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENzqPtZS-5I There were a bunch more and they all ended with the rat's catchphrase. I have no idea how successful they were but they ran them all the loving time.
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Apr 23, 2024 16:08
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BOOTY-ADE posted:Eleven guys digging a tunnel to a corn silo in the dark, but the farmer's a war vet who peppered the area with mines Cast macaulay culkin as the vet and I'm in.
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Apr 23, 2024 16:38
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Hire the beans girl as a buried money recovery consultant https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/fy06bv/tifu_by_demanding_that_my_girlfriend_show_me/ TIFU by demanding that my girlfriend show me where she buried our beans in the woods, causing her to break up with me. quote:I admit I posted a version of this on the relationship subreddit the other day, but they closed it with no explanation, I assume because they just decided it was fake. I can see how they might think that, but this is a true thing that happened and is happening, and now there is more to it because I actually got broken up with over it.
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Apr 23, 2024 16:44
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Crocobile posted:Yeah wasn’t this why women were supposed to ride side saddle? I think it’s a common trope in old-timey literature for there to be a thing with women and horses and virginity. Women died fairly regularly because they fell off their horses, the long skirt got caught on the saddle or the stirrup irons, and they were dragged.
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Apr 23, 2024 16:45
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A power move that backfires spectacularly. AITAH for breaking up with my fiancee after she told me she can give me the best sex of my life but does not want to? quote:I(27M) was together with my ex-fiancee(27F) for 3 years. We had overall good relationship but I would say the problematic part was the intimacy. She was not into trying out new things and was very selfish in bed. I went above and beyond to pleasure her while she did not reciprocate. I had many discussions about it with her but all she said was "that's how I am". Well, I came to learn it was just how she was with me.
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Apr 23, 2024 16:53
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That must have been an interesting conversation with her family "I broke up with my fiancé" "aw, what was the issue?"
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Apr 23, 2024 16:55
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FMguru posted:A power move that backfires spectacularly. What the gently caress
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Apr 23, 2024 16:59
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FMguru posted:A power move that backfires spectacularly. haveblue posted:That must have been an interesting conversation with her family This is really easy for her to frame it as him being a horny perv with unrealistic expectations. These sort of vaguely dead bedrooms can either be the result of partner wanting more sex/intimacy not putting sufficient effort into the relationship or blaming medical issues that limit sex as if those were the partners choice, or the partner avoiding intimacy not actually being interested or attracted to their partner (except for external factors social status/money) and self-deluded/lying about it, and it’s really easy for whoever in the relationship was acting in bad faith to spin it to their friends and family like it was the opposite of whatever was actually the problem. Also she’s absolutely going to go on the warpath about this. Clearly the relationship existed to fill some socials/status need and breaking up with someone like that is to them a direct attack on whatever image they were trying to build and deep violation of what they see as their person. Butter Activities fucked around with this message at 17:17 on Apr 23, 2024 |
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Apr 23, 2024 17:09
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Fairly typical story, made notable by the very sharp language that OP chooses AITA for telling my mil that she made her bed and she can rot in it for all I care? quote:So I (24m) have been with my gf (23 f) for a bit over a year. She is the love of my life and the only problem is the witch of a mother she has.
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Apr 23, 2024 17:17
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Butter Activities posted:Clearly the relationship existed to fill some socials/status need and breaking up with someone like that is to them a direct attack on whatever image they were trying to build and deep violation of what they see as their person.
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Apr 23, 2024 17:21
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AITA for telling my fiancé what his stepmother tried to do after she asked me not to?quote:My fiancé Jamie (28m) has a stepmother "Ellen". Jamie isn't close to Ellen or to his dad and this is why she approached me instead of Jamie. Three-ish weeks ago Ellen showed up at our house and asked me if I could help her surprise Jamie with a dance for the two of them at our wedding. She told me she had hoped he would ask or that he would honor her as mother of the groom in some way but as more time passed and she heard nothing from him about the wedding, she had realized he wasn't planning to dance with her or make her feel special. She told me she loved him since he was 3 years old (when she first met him) and becoming his mom officially had meant so much to her but he had never acknowledged her as the sole mother figure since he was 5, and she felt like it was only right and fair that on his wedding day that happen.
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Apr 23, 2024 17:23
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Halloween Jack posted:I mean, maybe she's just really lazy and selfish in bed and thinks that should be okay. Proudly declaring that to them though is crazy if it’s just that. I think it does much deeper, as a sort of control thing.
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Apr 23, 2024 17:28
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Kurieg posted:AITA for telling my fiancé what his stepmother tried to do after she asked me not to? loving finally, a partner who actually stands by their partner and doesn't just assume they know better!
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Apr 23, 2024 17:44
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Kurieg posted:Curses, my perfect scheme is ruined! OP posted:She tried to claim Jamie as her own and has always hated the love he has for his mom and the fact she didn't get to take over "ownership" once she died. She even interfered in his relationships with his maternal family members because she felt like she needed to be included because he was hers now and she didn't care how much he hated it quote:She inserted herself in his relationship with his maternal family because he was hers by then and she decided that meant she had to be included even if he wanted to just see his family and spend time with the people who loved his mom too.
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Apr 23, 2024 17:45
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Halloween Jack posted:Just in case anyone was wondering why he never formed a loving relationship with the woman who raised him from a young age. But you were all probably expecting something like this. My first thought exactly was "she's trying to force a relationship & replace his biological mom". Crybaby narcissists are the absolute worst.
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Apr 23, 2024 18:01
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FMguru posted:A power move that backfires spectacularly. "I could marry you but I just do not want to."
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Apr 23, 2024 18:09
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Halloween Jack posted:She's a real genius. I feel like in most of these kinds of cases if the step mom would just keep a healthy respect for the birth mom's place in their kid's life and be a solid source of support outside of that, they'd probably get the love they want I guess they're too desperate to see that, or to exercise that kind of patience
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Apr 23, 2024 18:11
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FMguru posted:A power move that backfires spectacularly. Impossible to say who is the rear end in a top hat until OP tells us what these "new things" are that he wants to try out. Also need to know what he means by "above and beyond," since clearly some men think that washing their buttholes is above and beyond.
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Apr 23, 2024 18:13
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Shanghaied posted:Impossible to say who is the rear end in a top hat until OP tells us what these "new things" are that he wants to try out. Also need to know what he means by "above and beyond," since clearly some men think that washing their buttholes is above and beyond. quote:Her being more active and on top, toy play, soft bdsm, costume play and so on. Nothing crazy like anal. quote:She just does not feel like it anymore and she is a different person. quote:I shower 2 times a day, brush my teeth 3 times and care about my personal hygiene. Smelling good and looking good is actually two of the things that make me high.
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Apr 23, 2024 18:33
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Charitably, it's believable that she could have grown to have negative feelings about her sexual experiences if she felt she was used poorly by the partners that she did kinky stuff with. I have no idea why she would choose to phrase it as "I could rock your world but I won't", though.
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Apr 23, 2024 18:38
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the holy poopacy posted:Charitably, it's believable that she could have grown to have negative feelings about her sexual experiences if she felt she was used poorly by the partners that she did kinky stuff with. I have no idea why she would choose to phrase it as "I could rock your world but I won't", though. Didn’t he explicitly ask her that question in the OP?
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Apr 23, 2024 18:42
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Mr. Lobe posted:I feel like in most of these kinds of cases if the step mom would just keep a healthy respect for the birth mom's place in their kid's life and be a solid source of support outside of that, they'd probably get the love they want Always. Just by living together, a bond will naturally form, but people in these posts always want the full parent child relationship right now, which is not going to happen with a grieving child who has just lost a parent.
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Apr 23, 2024 18:50
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FMguru posted:A power move that backfires spectacularly. Also, from OP's comments: OP posted:She offers it to me through text messages now. But the question here is: "Is it a genuine consent?" Sounds like she just got really complacent.
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Apr 23, 2024 18:51
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the holy poopacy posted:Charitably, it's believable that she could have grown to have negative feelings about her sexual experiences if she felt she was used poorly by the partners that she did kinky stuff with. I have no idea why she would choose to phrase it as "I could rock your world but I won't", though. It's a test! If your partner has a spine, they'll break up with you and you'll know they're worth keeping. If they put up with it, you know they're spineless and should break up with them.
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Apr 23, 2024 18:53
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FMguru posted:A power move that backfires spectacularly. This is incel fantasy
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Apr 23, 2024 19:07
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Cloacamazing! posted:Always. Just by living together, a bond will naturally form, but people in these posts always want the full parent child relationship right now, which is not going to happen with a grieving child who has just lost a parent. She was stupid and impatient. That said, I read it as the mom died when the kid was 2. It's not like the kid will solidly remember the dead parent at that age, so I'm not really sure how stepmom hosed this one up so bad. Toddlers aren't difficult to befriend. You can hand them cheese and cookies and they'll be enamored with you. Maybe the kid just has bad vibes.
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Wurzag posted:This is incel fantasy Yeah. The story is basically "My girlfriend saved all the good sex for the chads and wouldn't give it to me because that's how 'stacys?' are" I don't remember what they call women
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Apr 23, 2024 19:09
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Wurzag posted:This is incel fantasy Incel Fantasy VII: Rebirth
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John Wick of Dogs posted:Yeah. The story is basically "My girlfriend saved all the good sex for the chads and wouldn't give it to me because that's how 'stacys?' are" I don't remember what they call women I dont see it at all, theres zero mention of any other guys while an incel would be hyper focused on that aspect some people are just selfish
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Apr 23, 2024 19:34
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Scathach posted:She was stupid and impatient. That said, I read it as the mom died when the kid was 2. It's not like the kid will solidly remember the dead parent at that age, so I'm not really sure how stepmom hosed this one up so bad. Toddlers aren't difficult to befriend. You can hand them cheese and cookies and they'll be enamored with you. He was 5, so he almost certainly remembered for at least long enough to start resenting her trying to usurp his memory of his mother. As a kid that age I'd expect him not to have a complex understanding of his own emotions but he'd definitely have them and be justified in disliking her if she kept telling him to forget your mom and quit grieving, I'm Mommy now.
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Scathach posted:She was stupid and impatient. That said, I read it as the mom died when the kid was 2. It's not like the kid will solidly remember the dead parent at that age, so I'm not really sure how stepmom hosed this one up so bad. Toddlers aren't difficult to befriend. You can hand them cheese and cookies and they'll be enamored with you. You should reread. The mom died when he was 5 years old, a few months after dad and stepmom married. OP's fiancé still remembered his mom at that point. It came from Ask a Manager: several business trips that went wrong The naked man quote:I traveled with my boss and grandboss a lot in a former job. One trip I arrived midmorning, got my hotel key, and then headed straight for the meeting in the hotel meeting space. It was a hectic day and I stayed a little late, gathered my belongings including grabbing my key which had fallen under another chair, looked at the key envelope for my room number, and went to my room. I walked into the room and there was my grandboss….naked. I screamed “what are you doing in my room?” While he screamed “you’re in my room!”…and then TRIPPED OVER THE BED trying to run away and was sprawled out buck naked on the floor. The grudge quote:My old department had an admin, “Jenny,” who was, even by her own admission, a little gruff. But she got the job done and her institutional knowledge was unparalleled. Jenny was easy to work with if you did basically professional things like say please, thank you, and respect her time. Jenny and one of our consultants, “Elizabeth,” did not get along and it was like the Hunger Games when they got going. From my perspective, Elizabeth could be really entitled and Jenny could hold a grudge but there were times it felt like Elizabeth’s personal life goal to get Jenny in trouble for every little thing.
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