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KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat
Gonna smack a the hood of a car and shout "I'm waalkin ova heeere"

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Xaris posted:

didnt feel a thing either and sedative wore off pretty quick afterwards

what a shame i look forward to taking it up the rear end hard when my time comes

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
family guy "is this what i have been doing to people" clip

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Al! posted:

what a shame i look forward to taking it up the rear end hard when my time comes
i imagine it would be unpleasant to feel it hard but i suppose you could ask for a zero-sedative procedure lol

i was also basically conc'd out from lack of sleep overnight and having to wakeup at 4am anyways, i think i got like 1 hour of sleep and felt like i was off a 14-hour international flight. so i was pretty much knocked out before even putting in an iv

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

got a phone screen set up for another role. must keep on trucking.

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat

Al! posted:

what a shame i look forward to taking it up the rear end hard when my time comes

Asking for a to-go bag on the sedative when ur at the proctologist.

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022

speng31b
May 8, 2010

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat
Thank u everybody

042224
Apr 22, 2024
.

Somebody has issued a correction as of 22:08 on Apr 23, 2024

BornAPoorBlkChild
Sep 24, 2012

tenderjerk posted:

do you think that because poor personal responsibility and inability to earn personal income are common qualities of some goons that these are the qualities of *every* goon

not sure i follow

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

i genuinely want to understand what makes actual adults post like this.

It's not funny or edgy and makes you come across like a miserable rear end in a top hat

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

no meds = f4

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

imagine going into an interview, the guy says this and then just walks out the window

lol

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

imagine going into an interview, the guy says this and then just walks out the window

🤡 world

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

no meds = f4

KirbyKhan posted:

I, too, got pinged for a job interview. They're flying me out to NYC to meet me. I think it is real, I am prepared if this is just an elaborate Casting Couch situation.

Please give me good vibes. I deserve them too.

break a leg!!!!

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Xaris posted:

also officially joined the analcammed goon club today. good news, no cancer or major abnormalities so that's a relief. didnt feel a thing either and sedative wore off pretty quick afterwards

hell yeah dude

it's weird making GBS threads your brains out hard enough the day before and not eating that your system is just completely shut down

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

heard through the grapevine it's 50/50 between me and another guy for the job i interviewed for today. hope i get lucky.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

lobster shirt posted:

heard through the grapevine it's 50/50 between me and another guy for the job i interviewed for today. hope i get lucky.

kill him

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020

Lib and let die posted:

I'm an Italian guy working in construction now

*slaps you on the back*
hell yeah brother, lets go build some poo poo
*notices pristine hard hat and vest*
ehh... hows corporate gonna gently caress us today?

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat

Al! posted:

kill him

selec
Sep 6, 2003

i found a youtube channel with a poo poo-ton of old episodes of rap city and pump it up and yo mtv raps and all the good poo poo. but only after watching like 10 episodes did I pick up on the pattern. every thumbnail is basically like this:

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Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Al! posted:

kill him

A little harsh. Perhaps frame them for a crime or break their arms. Depending on the job you could just post some pro Hamas stuff on their social media.

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

I bet I could take it up the butt without the sedative but some poppers would be polite to offer

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 357 days!

BornAPoorBlkChild posted:

i genuinely want to understand what makes actual adults post like this.

It's not funny or edgy and makes you come across like a miserable rear end in a top hat

Butter Activities
May 4, 2018

BornAPoorBlkChild posted:

i genuinely want to understand what makes actual adults post like this.

It's not funny or edgy and makes you come across like a miserable rear end in a top hat

Antisemitism

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022

Butter Activities
May 4, 2018

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022
kirbeh your enthusiasm theme starts

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
thinking about the goon in the wrestling forum who owned WWE stock ...

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022
Stay out of the watches thread. User loses posting privileges for 18 hours.

DaysBefore
Jan 24, 2019

Mr Hootington? What about him

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

thinking about the goon in the wrestling forum who owned WWE stock ...

the funniest part was that he was one of the guys berating hoot for watching it.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

thinking about the goon in the wrestling forum who owned WWE stock ...

He literally bought after the sex assault allegations then sold after it recovered.

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022

Mr Hootington posted:

He literally bought after the sex assault allegations then sold after it recovered.

smart move

DaysBefore
Jan 24, 2019

tristeham posted:

the funniest part was that he was one of the guys berating hoot for watching it.

Lmao

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

tristeham posted:

the funniest part was that he was one of the guys berating hoot for watching it.

lol

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

So he made money and has good opinions? Missing the problem

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

tristeham posted:

Stay out of the watches thread. User loses posting privileges for 18 hours.

dipped in there, saw a couple people discussing their satisfaction of the price/performance ratio of a watch, I start thinking "you know what, a new watch might be nice." I look it up and it's 1,110€ :fart:

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Mar 4, 2020

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lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Gumball Gumption posted:

So he made money and has good opinions? Missing the problem

yep

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