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Platystemon posted:I would simply use radio waves, which naturally move in straight lines and half again as fast as light in glass. they're literally doing this now, taking over the shortwave radio bands to do HFT from chi to philly. they don't have licensing for it and are infringing on spectrum but nobody can do anything because Money > Laws. They're also talking about resurrecting the old AT&T Long Lines system for HFT
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shyduck posted:Tesla missed on earnings and revenue I don’t understand anything about this hosed up planet
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Strong Sauce posted:sorry if someone already posted this No emissions so they can't hosepipe through the window their way to Mars, which leaves drowning, shotgun or standing in front of it in a propeller hat and blackface while FSD is on
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Head of investor relations resigned from Tesla at the end of the call I'm sure it's fine
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That's incredible I love Tesla
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Jonny 290 posted:they're literally doing this now, taking over the shortwave radio bands to do HFT from chi to philly. they don't have licensing for it and are infringing on spectrum but nobody can do anything because Money > Laws. They're also talking about resurrecting the old AT&T Long Lines system for HFT Just play mariachi music on the frequencies they’re using bingo bango problem solved.
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shyduck posted:Head of investor relations resigned from Tesla at the end of the call He was pure evil.
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shyduck posted:Head of investor relations resigned from Tesla at the end of the call That's another 5% gain, easily.
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I could fix that in 10 minutes with an electric drill
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redshirt posted:That's another 5% gain, easily. Tesla is up 11% in after hours (+$16)
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shyduck posted:Head of investor relations resigned from Tesla at the end of the call what the lolling gently caress?!
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Apr 24, 2024 00:22
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I can’t wait to see how crappy a $25k Tesla is
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Gimme 56 billion dollars or the robot gets it
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Stupid Elon sold his own company out to BYD for short term gains. Times up.
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the 25k tesla is just a regular 60k tesla with the promise you'll save 35k on fuel while you spend 80k on extras and maintenance
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biznatchio posted:Didn't they have that exact same water pooling issue with their other models? Of course not! The others have an entirely different water pooling issue. Namely it pools up in the air filters so you get mold. Teslas are always trying to kill you, if they can't do it directly, they'll do it with respiratory issues
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Lol and also lmao Guy's seriously I need these extra shares in case a sentient robot just shows up and takes over
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holtemon posted:Lol and also lmao Wasn't it more "I need these shares or else a sentient robot will show up and take over. I could stop it, but without 56 billion what's the point?"
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If Tesla really thought they were close to solving autonomy, they wouldn't be selling the cars, at best they would be leasing them out until they "solved it".
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look, if we invent a new lifeform capable of subjugating all of mankind all i'm saying is that i need to be the one in charge of it
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At the very bottom of this picture, the tip of triangle panel that's curling outwards is the funniest thing. Like an envelope that's not quite sealed.
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gay picnic defence posted:It's probably Kathy Wood buying even more tesla stock after hours MKBHD controls the market
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spunkshui posted:MKBHD controls the market https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52O3cYsyZMo By coincidence he has another Tesla video ready to drop just a few hours before the earnings call. Attaboy.
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 Elon will die on the hill of allowing a church stabbing video to stay up figuring it's public knowledge and demanding to know if the PM of Australia speaks for everyone, but will completely capitulate before Modi and take down a BBC doc about him because it's critical of him effectively allowing an Indian PM to dictate what a British news agency half way around the world can say about him. gently caress right off will how blatantly the guy toadies to right wing totalitarians and picks fights with relatively normal democratic leaders around the same issue of who gets to demand takedowns of what. If it was Vladimir Putin, Javier Millei or Viktor Orban asking the video be removed he'd be looking into it faster than you can post (!) Kale fucked around with this message at 01:00 on Apr 24, 2024 |
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Honda has announced a three second advertising pause in response to Elon musk tweeting out his collection of gore vids
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Truly his politics are inscrutable; I guess that’s just the nature of a mercurial playboy billionaire
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Sadly predictable.Crackbone posted:Looking forward to the 20m of joy when the horrific Tesla Q1 numbers come out, before the sadness when the stock inexplicably rises 10%.
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The stock market is just rich people going "Oh hey I can make a ton of money from this thing" or "I'm sad." Sometimes being able to make a ton of money means loving over the poor, causing chaos, or making something or someone stupid -very popular.
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Oh the person being stabbed was an Assyrian Bishop and probably a hate motivated stabbing so no wonder he wants it to stay up. If it were a white dude he'd almost certainly have no issue complying all the same I imagine either. gently caress Elon Musk so loving hard, he's gotta be the most blatantly racist famous person out their right now that won't ever STFU. He almost makes Trump seem tolerable on some days even. e: Apparently it's more of a religiously motivated thing and the assailant was Muslim so it's probably more something like he wants it to stay up to portray the religion as hateful for something. Either that or he just gets his rocks off on seeing non-white people getting stabbed live. Every other social media company had no problem complying with requests to remove all videos of the incident unsurprisingly just leaving him to die on the hill of snuff poo poo and glorification of violence. e2: Yeah this incident sounds extremely like Elon's sort of poo poo in a layered sort of way so no wonder he's dying on the hill. He gets it all with this one, brown people getting stabbed violently and collapsing, religiously motivated violence of Muslim on Christian (allegedly), brown people also being portrayed as violent. Just all around gross on brand Elon "concerning" racism poo poo. Kale fucked around with this message at 01:15 on Apr 24, 2024 |
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I hope Musk opens a lot of people's eyes to the reality that billionaires are loving idiots and have way too much influence.
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kazil posted:yo what in the gently caress
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morningdrew posted:Can't wait to hear about those $25k cars in August He didn't say what year!
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morningdrew posted:Can't wait to hear about those $25k cars in August Infrastructure week is for suckers get ready for ULTRAstructure week
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morningdrew posted:Can't wait to hear about those $25k cars in August Coming out next year! Preorder now, give us deposits, do not buy another company's car.' Just like he said in 2019 with the semi, "you'll have your truck in 2 years"
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