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Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer

volts5000 posted:

I hadn't seen it mentioned, but I found the answer to the intent stares. It turns out that, in a lot of 4H type competitions, you have to maintain some form of eye contact with the judges (because you're part of the livestock presentation). The previous year of this competition, one kid was docked points for not maintaining enough eye contact. Everybody thought the call was bullshit. So this year, in a form of malicious compliance, they decided to stare directly into the judges souls.

"malicious compliance" makes a good username

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!



Goonfleet is back?

Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021

By popular demand posted:

Goonfleet is back?

Set phasers to "Fresh Dairy"

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Swilo posted:

The video itself is still hosted on the servers, all Jeff did is remove the embed
http://v.somethingawful.com/misc/Boogeyman-494.mp4

I have never seen this until today lol

BrotherJayne
Nov 28, 2019

I. M. Gei posted:

I have never seen this until today lol

lol how in the gently caress

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Bring it back

kuarduck
Nov 15, 2012

I'm in disguise, you stupid tart!

Why would you do this when QT is right down the road?

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
I'm still pissed because I haven't gotten my free drugs and sex yet.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

BrotherJayne posted:

lol how in the gently caress

Never logged off.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Cursed Images Thread: I haven't gotten my free drugs and sex yet.

Cursed Images Thread: I never logged off

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



i've always remembered him saying pokeyman

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



wesleywillis posted:

I'm still pissed because I haven't gotten my free drugs and sex yet.

Me neither.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB


Gonna need more weed than that to make this edible.

Descend to slumber
May 12, 2001




The Cursed Images Thread: Malicious Compliance With The Upsettingly Moist Gas Station Hot Dog

Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!
The cursed images thread: No one ever changes this stupid thread title

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Lt. Cock posted:

The cursed images thread: No one ever changes this stupid thread title

We have had this one for a while, but TBF it's real goddamn cursed :evilbuddy:

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

I. M. Gei posted:

I have never seen this until today lol
There was a day where Jeffrey removed a load bearing slur and nobody could log in and everyone just got that video instead.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe

Splicer posted:

There was a day where Jeffrey removed a load bearing slur and nobody could log in and everyone just got that video instead.

We basically have the most idiotic and broken lore, thus the best.

Skarsnik
Oct 21, 2008

I...AM...RUUUDE!




It the first time I've watched it past the loop at the start

I always assumed it just kept looping

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Skarsnik posted:

It the first time I've watched it past the loop at the start

I always assumed it just kept looping
What do you m- :tviv:

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

staberind posted:

We basically have the most idiotic and broken lore, thus the best.
A fond forums memory of mine is when Lowtax(?) found out he could make a little popup so everyone got a message saying "lol look at this stupid poo poo". So of course I
Thought it was a targeted message
Thought it was calling me a stupid poo poo
Tried to work out what I'd done
Came up with too many things and eventually decided yeah whatever this is I probably deserve it
Found and posted in the multi-page GBS thread of people who'd all had the exact same series of reactions

Poo In An Alleyway
Feb 12, 2016



Skarsnik posted:

It the first time I've watched it past the loop at the start

I always assumed it just kept looping

Fuckin hell :same: also it's from this movie that Vinegar Syndrome recently released a 4K BluRay of.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouwyN4NSGJI

Teratrain
Aug 23, 2007
Waiting for Godot

It's a trench footlong!

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Teratrain posted:

It's a trench footlong!

Thank dog it was amputated in time!

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer
Is this brains?
This is brains, right?

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum
> My first day as a double agent trying to fit in with the zombies:

Yolomon Wayne posted:

Is this brains?
This is brains, right?

chaibat
Aug 21, 2008

wesleywillis posted:

Why the gently caress are they hunched over?

Can't they just get longer pig slapping sticks?

My niece used to be in FFA and has been to shows at that arena. She said the pig shows were too intense so she showed sheep instead. I also asked about the tapping sticks:

quote:


Could they not use longer tapping sticks instead of hunching over? Is there a max snout tapping stick length in the rules?

quote:


Gotta use the standard issued tapper

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.
I'm gonna start a pig tapper company.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

BiggerBoat posted:

I'm gonna start a pig tapper company.

But they need to be the standard length.

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
they should train the pigs to keep eye contact too

chaibat
Aug 21, 2008

Update:

quote:

Also a judge may or may not drop shavings on your pig and you have to notice it and brush it off?

quote:

Only if they think your pig is ugly. If they think you’re ugly they’ll just drop it right on you

quote:

Like on your shoes?

quote:


If it’s a nice judge. On your show whites if they’re white

I asked for clarification:

quote:


Yea that’s why in 4H they wear white pants and white shirts. You’re judged if they are dirty. If you can handle your animal well enough you’ll stay clean

Spazzle
Jul 5, 2003

BiggerBoat posted:

I'm gonna start a pig tapper company.

You'll have to sponsor an extreme pig showmanship league.

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

chaibat posted:

Update:

I asked for clarification:

new 4H event idea: you train your pig to defend you from judges trying to mess up your show whites. person with the cleanest clothes wins

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



I almost did FFA in high school but backed out at the last minute to do band and a computer class I learned absolutely nothing in instead.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
You could have rassled pigs instead

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
hog prodder

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat

Spazzle posted:

You'll have to sponsor an extreme pig showmanship league.

I should call me

Spazzle
Jul 5, 2003

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS posted:

I should call me

Follow your dreams.

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Zero VGS
Aug 16, 2002
ASK ME ABOUT HOW HUMAN LIVES THAT MADE VIDEO GAME CONTROLLERS ARE WORTH MORE
Lipstick Apathy

I. M. Gei posted:

I have never seen this until today lol

I would constantly bring up the forums in the middle of work, but accidentally in an incognito window, and have that blast at full volume before I could react. How I wasn't fired I have no idea.

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