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Failson posted:Even expecting the usual Muskery, they've got nothing. you can sleep in my car for  an hour
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Nitrousoxide posted:Y'all need to stop getting worked up over minute to minute after-hours stock trading. TSLA: whomp whomp  COSTCO: $$$  $$$
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maybe elon should reverse engineer the software running on elevators to learn how they handle collision avoidance
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Failson posted:Even expecting the usual Muskery, they've got nothing. building on the incredible commercial success of every user hosted distributed computing and storage platform in the history of the internet
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Kernel Sanders posted:how else are you going to be an insufferable rear end in a top hat in traffic???? look buddy I’m a good driver who goes fast. everybody else are assholes
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Pinterest Mom posted:https://twitter.com/MartinViecha/status/1782902786864345563 tesla is a meme stock, who is he even maintaining relations with? still, it'll be interesting to see if there are any other high profile departures in the next few days. see who thinks elon's lost his mojo
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Pinterest Mom posted:gigawatts of computing power.... didn't this rear end in a top hat bitch and moan about how much energy AI is going to use up so much energy in the next couple of years? if that's the case, how the gently caress are these cars going to get charged? and wouldn't this potentially gently caress with the batteries to continually have a load on them, even when charging?
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DarkSol posted:didn't this rear end in a top hat bitch and moan about how much energy AI is going to use up so much energy in the next couple of years? if that's the case, how the gently caress are these cars going to get charged? and wouldn't this potentially gently caress with the batteries to continually have a load on them, even when charging? Everybody owns their own home, that home has a garage, and in the garage is a 240v 50 amp drop. You'll simply keep it plugged in over night.
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DarkSol posted:didn't this rear end in a top hat bitch and moan about how much energy AI is going to use up so much energy in the next couple of years? if that's the case, how the gently caress are these cars going to get charged? and wouldn't this potentially gently caress with the batteries to continually have a load on them, even when charging? *35 second pause* you know i'm reminded of, uh, of the movie uh the princess bride
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Jonny 290 posted:Everybody owns their own home, that home has a garage, and in the garage is a 240v 50 amp drop. You'll simply keep it plugged in over night. but assuming the car can do anything meaningful, that's going to use energy... do you really think tesla is going to program it well enough to not be a net draw on the stored power or not consume 100% of the power that should be used to charging the battery? will the car only compute when plugged in or is it going to be just as much (or more) of a draw on the battery as sentry mode?
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Jonny 290 posted:'92 olds toronado trofeo fucken rights
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quote:Tesla's humanoid robot is still in the lab, but it may be ready to sell as soon as the end of next year, chief executive Elon Musk said on Tuesday. man, musk is so full of loving poo poo. his robot can't even fold a shirt. they had to do it via telepresence.... and he thinks he can magically leapfrog Boston Dynamics in just a year?
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infernal machines posted:building on the incredible commercial success of every user hosted distributed computing and storage platform in the history of the internet if the car computer is so powerful that they can be rented out then they should just make a lot of the car computer without the car and put those car computers in a data center
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DarkSol posted:man, musk is so full of loving poo poo. his robot can't even fold a shirt. they had to do it via telepresence.... and he thinks he can magically leapfrog Boston Dynamics in just a year? no but i think he thinks he can get investor dollars by promising that he can.
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shackleford posted:if the car computer is so powerful that they can be rented out then they should just make a lot of the car computer without the car and put those car computers in a data center but see... we can get rubes to pay for the electricity to help power these car computers for us and they don't get anything in return other than knowing they're helping figure out the optimal dose and schedule for musk's ketamine addiction... i mean, further FSD.
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rotor posted:no but i think he thinks he can get investor dollars by promising that he can. apparently its working, sadly... at least in the short term.
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rotor posted:no but i think he thinks he can get investor dollars by promising that he can. it's worked every single time up 'till now, there's no reason to think that will change today
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quote:Tesla will be some combination of AirBnB and Uber
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Beeftweeter posted:why would they? it's a loving joke, the thing falls apart if you look at it After market traders with sell orders for 1 nanosecond after the market opens. It’s gonna tank tomorrow morning.
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0-day exploit that uses your tesla for crypto mining when
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Plank Walker posted:maybe elon should reverse engineer the software running on elevators to learn how they handle collision avoidance
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yeah they are also tethered to metal infrastructure of some sort. they are limited in the number of cabs that run on any one line to prevent running in to one another. they can also carry many passengers at once to increase efficiency. so maybe if we put the teslas on some kind of steel girder to reduce friction, limit the traffic so that crashes won't happen, and increase the number of passengers to make more efficient use of fewer cabs ...
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He also just learned the word "inference" and used it a bunch in the call.
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hahahahaha and this rear end in a top hat wants these things running around 24/7. hell, longer than that on mars. mars isn't dusty right?
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Beeftweeter posted:hahahahaha at least there's not a lot of rain
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Nitrousoxide posted:Y'all need to stop getting worked up over minute to minute after-hours stock trading. stop pocket watching
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Roosevelt posted:at least there's not a lot of rain no, just massive amounts of iron, which isn’t conductive at all. 
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DarkSol posted:man, musk is so full of loving poo poo. his robot can't even fold a shirt. they had to do it via telepresence.... and he thinks he can magically leapfrog Boston Dynamics in just a year? he might doing the hyperpoop thing here, i.e. making other potential competitors dump r&d money into humanoid robot research for some reason, i guess. do we know how much tesla is spending on this specifically? they might just be throwing a few "impressive" looking "demos" together to make it look like they're making progress i mean, consider what's been seen in public so far: a man in a greenman costume dancing the charleston, and a high school robotics team project that couldn't even stand up
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DarkSol posted:but assuming the car can do anything meaningful, that's going to use energy... do you really think tesla is going to program it well enough to not be a net draw on the stored power or not consume 100% of the power that should be used to charging the battery? will the car only compute when plugged in or is it going to be just as much (or more) of a draw on the battery as sentry mode? Ai solves this
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Beeftweeter posted:he might doing the hyperpoop thing here, i.e. making other potential competitors dump r&d money into humanoid robot research for some reason, i guess. do we know how much tesla is spending on this specifically? The zentai suit was probably 3 bucks from temu and that guy now has cancer.
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https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1782845478801117567 yeah, democrats. why are you giving foreign aid to people of color in haiti and not poor people? that is racist
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it's humanitarian aid, it's places that need humanitarian aid based if musk is proposing that humanitarian aid should be means tested then that is one of the most democrat things imaginable
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Beeftweeter posted:i mean, consider what's been seen in public so far: a man in a greenman costume dancing the charleston, and a high school robotics team project that couldn't even stand up I got a light lmao after seeing boston dynamics' slightly terrifying new bipedal and thinking about tesla's pants-shitter x bot trying to walk backwards. right now it walks about as confidently as elon exiting a k-hole
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shackleford posted:it's humanitarian aid, it's places that need humanitarian aid based Musk is humanitarian AIDS.
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shackleford posted:it's humanitarian aid, it's places that need humanitarian aid based no he saw “people of color” and his brain shorted out because obviously it means the foreign aid is only for black people
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