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Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Interrogating an Ork has to be easy if you just keep them supplied with beer in between a spot of light torture.

they die quickly if they don't get to fight

saps the life right out of them

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Necrons own

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
:hmmyes:

The Bible
May 8, 2010

Gripweed posted:

That one’s not a female Space Marine, that’s Sisters of Battle Armor. They just altered the backpack so it has projected vents similar to the Anvilus pattern backpacks that are traditionally worn by Chaos Space Marines.

I have the whole range of Sisters models and that ain't one of them. Their armor is mostly Aquila and Roses and Imperial poo poo. No weird eyeballs.

Unless it's a Legends model from way back that I don't know about.

The Bible fucked around with this message at 04:24 on Apr 23, 2024

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

The Bible posted:

I have the whole range of Sisters models and that ain't one of them.

Unless it's a Legends model from way back that I don't know about.

Yes it's fanart of a Sister of Battle who has fallen to Tzeentch, but it's clearly Chaos-warped SoB armor. Compare,



The Bible
May 8, 2010

Gripweed posted:

Yes it's fanart of a Sister of Battle who has fallen to Tzeentch, but it's clearly Chaos-warped SoB armor. Compare,





Love it.

Xun
Apr 25, 2010

Yeah that artist has a whole set of chaos sisters but tzeentch turned out the best imo

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

may I see it?

The Bible
May 8, 2010

Xun posted:

Yeah that artist has a whole set of chaos sisters but tzeentch turned out the best imo

Who is the artist?

Xun
Apr 25, 2010

https://twitter.com/yangzheyy/status/1712862386624029074

https://twitter.com/yangzheyy/status/1729816128283664588

https://twitter.com/yangzheyy/status/1749070165910888944

https://twitter.com/yangzheyy/status/1757082372636557384

Idk how SA will embed these, but it's yangzheyy on Twitter

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

lol the slaanesh one grew new tits and tit armor

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

in Da Big Dakka there's dark eldar bitching about taking ork captives because they're too annoying to torture properly and are therefore worthless

In The Beast orks have a death star that's shaped like the boss's face and destroys planets by yelling so hard it disrupts gravity.

The Bible
May 8, 2010

There actually is a Sister corrupted by Slaanesh in canon.

https://warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/Miriael_Sabathiel

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.


I wish they had more "milestones" in recent lore.

naem
May 29, 2011


those all look great space catholics

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

The Bible posted:

There actually is a Sister corrupted by Slaanesh in canon.

https://warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/Miriael_Sabathiel

Some sources say she's the only Sister to ever serve Chaos, which is contradicted by some other sources.

My interpretation is:

1. Some other Sisters might've been corrupted, but it was against their will by psychic mind control and slow corruption. Miriael started worshipping Slaanesh willingly.
2. Due to the environment of ridiculous indoctrination and fanaticism in the Sisters, it's very rare that a Sister will even consider falling. Further, there's so much zeal that at the slightest sign of unusual behavior, a Sister will be executed by her compatriots preemptively.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Why is Slaaneshi such a big fan of crab claws

They seem pretty unwieldy for using guns

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Daemons don't use guns as a rule. Actually a pretty consistent thing. (and useful as the one army that can use the same models for Fantasy, Sigmar and 40k)

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

Sabathiel was canonically the only Sister to ever fall to Chaos, until the Murder-Curse corrupted most of the Indomitus Crusade Fleet Quartus. Which included a bunch of Sisters who are now all about the blood and skulls.

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

Smugworth posted:

Why is Slaaneshi such a big fan of crab claws

They seem pretty unwieldy for using guns

because of pubic lice

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Gripweed posted:

Which included a bunch of Sisters who are now all about the blood and skulls.

As opposed to...?

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

Ghost Leviathan posted:

As opposed to...?

The blood of martyrs and the skulls of heretics. Extremely different.

Xun
Apr 25, 2010

Smugworth posted:

Why is Slaaneshi such a big fan of crab claws

They seem pretty unwieldy for using guns

Slaanesh is all about the pursuit of the ideal, and I think carcinisation is evidence that crabs are actually the ideal form. Therefore the crabclaws make perfect sense

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

Xun posted:

https://twitter.com/yangzheyy/status/1757082372636557384

Idk how SA will embed these, but it's yangzheyy on Twitter

her only sin was loving soup too much

Dirt5o8
Nov 6, 2008

EUGENE? Where's my fuckin' money, Eugene?

William Bear posted:

Some sources say she's the only Sister to ever serve Chaos, which is contradicted by some other sources.

My interpretation is:

1. Some other Sisters might've been corrupted, but it was against their will by psychic mind control and slow corruption. Miriael started worshipping Slaanesh willingly.
2. Due to the environment of ridiculous indoctrination and fanaticism in the Sisters, it's very rare that a Sister will even consider falling. Further, there's so much zeal that at the slightest sign of unusual behavior, a Sister will be executed by her compatriots preemptively.

Considering it's the Imperium, they'd probably kill anyone on the same continent to keep word from spreading. So if any other cases popped up, people wouldn't hear about it over the murder-coverup.

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

Smugworth posted:

Why is Slaaneshi such a big fan of crab claws

They seem pretty unwieldy for using guns

i thought that was the bird guy tzeench? most of my warhammer lore is from osmosis or playing warhammer online. in warhammer the chaos humans are all tzeench and the enemy ones they kill are beast men and nurgle worshippers. and the had a maruader class that was kinda trash and they had a crab claw arm

snergle fucked around with this message at 20:48 on Apr 23, 2024

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
the more fundamental thing is the first party official color scheme, which is blue for tzeentch and pink purple for slaanesh. chaos spawn mostly all got some crab arms

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Like can they even pinch through power armor or crack a space marine skull in the helmet like a walnut
If not what's the point

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
yes and yes. but only if theyre on the cover of the book, else they're mooks

Sourdough Sam
May 2, 2010

:dukedog:
Back when goons were playing Warhammer Online I had a Chaos Marauder and I would try and cycle through all the different randomized monster arms till I got the big crab claw.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

lorgar(lorgara) is kinda cute.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

Dapper_Swindler posted:

lorgar(lorgara) is kinda cute.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Sourdough Sam posted:

Back when goons were playing Warhammer Online I had a Chaos Marauder and I would try and cycle through all the different randomized monster arms till I got the big crab claw.

Did you pinch people with it
Did you pinch their booties

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Smugworth posted:

Did you pinch people with it
Did you pinch their booties

Gross.

Sourdough Sam
May 2, 2010

:dukedog:
It was technically a bludgeoning weapon :goonsay:

thin blue whine
Feb 21, 2004
PLEASE SEE POLICY


Soiled Meat

Smugworth posted:

Did you pinch people with it
Did you pinch their booties

[ASSAULT]

Barudak
May 7, 2007


Tragic beavis and buttheadification

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

Why do the pauldrons shrink and get replaced by two things coming out of their back?

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Dirt5o8
Nov 6, 2008

EUGENE? Where's my fuckin' money, Eugene?

Barudak posted:

Tragic beavis and buttheadification

Goofus succumbs to the dark whispers of false gods.

Gallant knows that the Imperial Truth is the path to humanity's salvation.

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