NFC North 2023: Inappropriately courting Cousins is just what you do in Georgia

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Bird in a Blender: Nov 17, 2005; It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

R.D. Mangles posted:

I'm still convinced they'll go to Arlington Heights

Yea I think so too. Financially it makes way more sense for the Bears to own their own stadium, plus they have all the land surrounding it. If they really needed the money, they could start selling part of the land to a developer to build up.

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# ? Jun 3, 2024 05:54

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

PRAISE THE SUN

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1783160620734374262?s=46&t=GxZoSKgPzb_-zyUnvLFKvg

# ? Apr 24, 2024 16:48

Scipiotik: Mar 2, 2004; "I would have won the race but for that."

Good for him.

# ? Apr 24, 2024 16:52

Dr. Lunchables: Dec 27, 2012; IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD

Hell yes young man, get paid

# ? Apr 24, 2024 16:54

Scipiotik: Mar 2, 2004; "I would have won the race but for that."

Now he can afford to pay his bullshit fines and maybe get a stand to put his router and cable modem on.

# ? Apr 24, 2024 16:55

Henchman of Santa: Aug 21, 2010

Remembering my favorite dumbass sports twitter moment in recent memory, which was someone trying to denigrate Amon-Ra by calling him "a receptions merchant."

# ? Apr 24, 2024 16:55

SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

Gonz posted:

PRAISE THE SUN

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1783160620734374262?s=46&t=GxZoSKgPzb_-zyUnvLFKvg

JJ...

# ? Apr 24, 2024 16:59

Shrimpy: May 18, 2004; Sir, I'm going to need to see your ticket.

Justin Jefferson and CeeDee Lamb revising plans for their Scrooge McDuck-esque money pools.

# ? Apr 24, 2024 17:04

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

# ? Apr 24, 2024 17:05

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

SirPablo posted:

JJ...

Congrats to Justin Jefferson on owning a small part of the Vikings franchise. The man is a true talent and trailblazer.

# ? Apr 24, 2024 17:05

WoodrowSkillson: Feb 24, 2005; *Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

Gonz posted:

PRAISE THE SUN

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1783160620734374262?s=46&t=GxZoSKgPzb_-zyUnvLFKvg

Hell yeah

# ? Apr 24, 2024 17:06

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

# ? Apr 24, 2024 17:21

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Penei Sewell is going to be paid $TEXAS dollars.

# ? Apr 24, 2024 17:25

Hizawk: Jun 18, 2004; High on the Lions.

Smart to do Amanra while he can be the highest paid WR until the others smash it even higher.

Also real good image for Detroit to pay a 4th round pick who is a hard worker [and awesome] that much money.

# ? Apr 24, 2024 17:27

CRIP EATIN BREAD: Jun 24, 2002; Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T; Soiled Meat

i keep forgetting that he was 4th rounder

# ? Apr 24, 2024 17:30

Parallelwoody: Apr 10, 2008

He hasn't.

# ? Apr 24, 2024 17:37

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P8FJnysyt4

# ? Apr 24, 2024 17:51

C-Euro: Mar 20, 2010; Soiled Meat

Gonz posted:

PRAISE THE SUN

https://x.com/rapsheet/status/1783160620734374262?s=46&t=GxZoSKgPzb_-zyUnvLFKvg

Doing the Dark Souls meme rn

# ? Apr 24, 2024 18:03

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

C-Euro posted:

Doing the Dark Souls meme rn

# ? Apr 24, 2024 18:03

fishing with the fam: Feb 29, 2008; Durr

Dexo posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P8FJnysyt4

Why am I watching this? Kevin Warren came and went without saying anything of substance.

# ? Apr 24, 2024 18:15

xbilkis: Apr 11, 2005; god qb
me
jay hova

Man Brandon is really all in on this huh. I think he might just really like sports

The cutout in the dome to still give a skyline view is pretty neat. Would be a solid design if the McCaskeys were actually able to pay for the whole thing

# ? Apr 24, 2024 18:30

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

xbilkis posted:

Man Brandon is really all in on this huh. I think he might just really like sports

The cutout in the dome to still give a skyline view is pretty neat. Would be a solid design if the McCaskeys were actually able to pay for the whole thing

yeah that's a clever idea to keep like the skyline visible and allow for natural light.

If I were Brandon I would not have been a public face for this though lmao.

# ? Apr 24, 2024 18:32

SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

Hizawk posted:

Smart to do Amanra while he can be the highest paid WR until the others smash it even higher.

JJ will hold out/in until he's the last big WR to sign and he'll sit at the top.

# ? Apr 24, 2024 18:46

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

Sewell got the bag goddamn

# ? Apr 24, 2024 19:13

ShaneMacGowansTeeth: May 22, 2007; I think this is it... I think this is how it ends

https://twitter.com/MikeGarafolo/status/1783197250950475904

# ? Apr 24, 2024 19:14

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

https://twitter.com/MikeGarafolo/status/1783197250950475904

:homebrew:

# ? Apr 24, 2024 19:14

IcePhoenix: Sep 18, 2005; Take me to your Shida

Big brain strategy by the Lions to get their extensions done in time to drive up the price on JJ and Darrisaw

# ? Apr 24, 2024 19:18

Comfortador: Jul 31, 2003; Just give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have.

Wait...wait.

I worry what you just heard was...
"Give me a lot of b4con_n_3ggs."

What I said was...
"Give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have"

...Do you understand?

And the subconscious message to future draftees. Come here, work hard, be a leader, get paid.

# ? Apr 24, 2024 19:19

SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

IcePhoenix posted:

Big brain strategy by the Lions to get their extensions done in time to drive up the price on JJ and Darrisaw

No, this is confirmation that the Lions have inferior players.

# ? Apr 24, 2024 19:21

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Come on, Brad, hit that fuckin' trifecta, gimme the Goff extension.

# ? Apr 24, 2024 19:22

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^�⩊�^=

There's something about becoming the mayor of Chicago that immediately turns you into a dumb idiot.

# ? Apr 24, 2024 19:24

Comfortador: Jul 31, 2003; Just give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have.

Wait...wait.

I worry what you just heard was...
"Give me a lot of b4con_n_3ggs."

What I said was...
"Give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have"

...Do you understand?

MJeff posted:

Come on, Brad, hit that fuckin' trifecta, gimme the Goff extension.

I think it's coming, honestly.

# ? Apr 24, 2024 19:27

TITTIEKISSER69: Mar 19, 2005; SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS

fishing with the fam posted:

Why am I watching this? Kevin Warren came and went without saying anything of substance.

Thank you for asking that

# ? Apr 24, 2024 19:33

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

There's something about becoming the mayor of Chicago that immediately turns you into a dumb idiot.

So comically dumb to tie yourself to this lmao.

# ? Apr 24, 2024 19:38

sweet geek swag: Mar 29, 2006; Adjust lasers to FUN!

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

There's something about becoming the mayor of Chicago that immediately turns you into a dumb idiot.

It's not that it turns you into an idiot, but that only an idiot would want the job.

# ? Apr 24, 2024 19:41

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

https://twitter.com/capitolfax/status/1783206107235651965

lmao this dumb mark.

# ? Apr 24, 2024 19:48

xbilkis: Apr 11, 2005; god qb
me
jay hova

https://twitter.com/TinaSfon/status/1783198731308802204

No way they get this done this spring, but the legislators are leaving enough room open that I could actually see something getting passed post-election. Bonus points if Caleb looks good and they can ride the dual waves of Bears euphoria and "nobody will remember this the next time they vote"

# ? Apr 24, 2024 19:51

A Sneaker Broker: Feb 14, 2020; Daily Dose of Internet Brain Rot

Shrimpy posted:

Justin Jefferson and CeeDee Lamb revising plans for their Scrooge McDuck-esque money pools.

Justin Jefferson may get up to $100mil guaranteed.

# ? Apr 24, 2024 19:59

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

https://x.com/brendenmoore13/status/1783167535048724524

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ZombieCrew: Apr 1, 2019

"Remain skeptical" means he hasnt been paid off yet. Dont worry. He'll come around.

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