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Guardian: "Ben Jennings on US attempts to rein in Israel – Joe Biden has said that Benjamin Netanyahu is making a ‘mistake’ over Gaza, although the US continues to arm Israel" Telegraph: Key findings of the Cass report: stop giving drugs to children and rushing them into treatment; Streeting admits he was wrong to say transgender women are women Matt: Farmers warn of first year without harvest since Second World War Independent: Times: Evening Standard: China ‘flooding Britain with counterfeit Royal Mail stamps’
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# ? Apr 11, 2024 18:43 |
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# ? May 25, 2024 14:41 |
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Someone push Blower into one of the many English rivers full of poo poo please
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# ? Apr 11, 2024 23:19 |
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Cloud Potato posted:Independent: Why is Sunak jizzing from his shoulder?
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# ? Apr 12, 2024 00:21 |
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Guardian: "Ben Jennings on Rishi Sunak’s plans to crack down on rough sleeping – The Tories are under increasing pressure to rethink a policy over ‘nuisance’ behaviour from homeless people" Telegraph: China behind flood of fake stamps plaguing Britain Matt: Independent: Biden says US support for Israel remains ‘ironclad’ amid threat of ‘significant attack’ from Iran Times: Revealed: Harold Wilson’s secret Downing Street affair Stephen Collins: Guardian Australian Sport:
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# ? Apr 12, 2024 17:47 |
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yeah i'm sure heath never did anything weird, sex-wise
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# ? Apr 12, 2024 22:01 |
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Guardian: "Martin Rowson on Keir Starmer’s march to victory – The Labour leader has endorsed Labour’s commitment to nuclear weapons, promising to commission four more nuclear submarines" Telegraph: Matt: Rayner: I will step down if I committed a criminal offence Independent: After William de Leftwich Dodge. The i paper: Times:
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# ? Apr 13, 2024 19:40 |
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Observer: "Chris Riddell on the nightmares disturbing Rishi Sunak’s beauty sleep – A sleeping Rishi Sunak is beset by monsters of privatised water, bankrupt councils, local elections and more" Sunday Telegraph: I Am Maximus wins 2024 Grand National to secure Willie Mullins’s Gold Cup-National double Matt: Sunday Times: Mail on Sunday:
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# ? Apr 14, 2024 16:38 |
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Guardian: "Nicola Jennings on the choices facing Netanyahu – After the Iranian missile and drone attack, Israelis are in a more vulnerable position than ever" Telegraph: Cabinet ministers consider voting against Sunak’s smoking ban Times: Evening Standard: 'On the brink': World holds breath as UK and allies urge Israel not to escalate tensions with Iran
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# ? Apr 15, 2024 17:43 |
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Guardian: "Ben Jennings on fears over the perilous game being played between Israel and Iran – Joe Biden is increasing pressure on Benjamin Netanyahu not to escalate the conflict" Telegraph: Matt: Liz Truss: No10 was a prison infested with fleas Times: Donald Trump’s trial over Stormy Daniels ‘hush money’ begins Evening Standard: 'Get back to the office': Minister's rebuke to civil servants still working from home David Squires:
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# ? Apr 16, 2024 18:07 |
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Do you think Adams actually goes into the office to draw his cartoons like an absolute loser?
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# ? Apr 16, 2024 18:23 |
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Guardian: "Martin Rowson on Rishi Sunak’s tobacco and vapes bill – The government’s anti-smoking bill gets its second reading in parliament but faces opposition from some Tory MPs" Telegraph: "Iran has chosen self-destruction, and is happy to take the world down with it"; ‘A message of peace’: Olympic flame begins its journey to Paris Matt: Times: Ten Years to Save the West by Liz Truss review — as readable as a crisp packet Evening Standard: Rishi Sunak accused of ‘smearing’ Angela Rayner with PMQs tax advice jibe
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# ? Apr 17, 2024 18:40 |
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Guardian: "Ben Jennings on Tory divisions over Rishi Sunak’s smoking ban proposals – Liz Truss was among prominent Conservatives who voted against the prime minister’s tobacco and vapes bill" Telegraph: Bank of England used inflation forecast based on pencil drawing, says former chief economist Matt: Independent: Rwanda bill: Defiant Lords back Afghan heroes and refuse to pass Sunak’s plan to deport asylum seekers; Up to parents to discipline children, says minister on smacking ban call Times: Evening Standard: 'Give us a summer vote': Most want general election in just months, says exclusive Ipsos poll
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 17:41 |
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Guardian: "Ben Jennings on Rishi Sunak’s plan to restrict cigarette sales – The prime minister has faced opposition from some Tory MPs over a law to ban people born after 2009 from buying tobacco" Telegraph: Ukraine bill backers should fight on front line, says Republican Matt: Police look at claims that Tory MP called aide at 3am to ask for £5,000 to pay ‘bad people’ Independent: Times: After Cruikshank. Evening Standard: Rishi Sunak vows crackdown on 'sick note culture' with new benefit rules to get fit people back to work Stephen Collins:
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 18:25 |
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Guardian: "Martin Rowson on the temptation of Benjamin Netanyahu and Ayatollah Ali Khamenei – As Israel and Iran trade blows, hopes of an end to hostilities in Gaza feel further away than ever" Telegraph: Thames Water and its lenders enlist lawyers amid nationalisation threat Matt: Independent: After Richard Tennant Cooper. The i paper: Times:
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# ? Apr 20, 2024 16:25 |
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Observer: "Chris Riddell on the zombie Tory government falling apart at the seams – The Conservatives are obsessed by Angela Rayner and immigrants. And then there’s MP Mark Menzies…" Sunday Telegraph: Peers and MPs ‘will sit and vote’ until Rwanda Bill passed, says Sunak Matt: Sunday Times:
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 12:46 |
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I wish I could hate Matt to death.
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 13:18 |
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Sneezy was forced to come to work, now all seven dwarves are called Long Covidy and can't work and Snow White was eaten by a wolf. ~The End~
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# ? Apr 21, 2024 13:21 |
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Mirror, mirror, wise and true: what work can sleeping Snow White do?
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Guardian: "Ella Baron on Rishi Sunak the tortured soul – The cover of the surprise Taylor Swift album might ring a few bells in the Tory ranks" Telegraph: Peres Jepchirchir sets women’s-only world record in brilliant London Marathon win Times: Ex-chief inspector defends Met Police over treatment of Jewish man at protest Evening Standard: Rishi Sunak to urge peers to back Rwanda plan as it faces final showdown
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# ? Apr 22, 2024 20:00 |
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Guardian: "Ben Jennings on the Conservatives whipping up fear of migrants – Rishi Sunak is desperate to get his Rwanda bill passed and to ‘stop the boats’" Telegraph: After Ford Madox Brown. Matt: Met chief Sir Mark Rowley defends sergeant who made ‘openly Jewish’ remarks Times: Evening Standard: Rwanda Bill passing through Parliament a ‘landmark moment’, says Cleverly David Squires:
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# ? Apr 23, 2024 18:54 |
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Go get a real job Blower you soulles loving husk
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# ? Apr 23, 2024 20:08 |
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Guardian: "Martin Rowson on Rishi Sunak’s Rwanda mission accomplished – The PM gets through his ‘emergency legislation’ after four-and-a-half months of parliamentary ping-pong" Telegraph: War footing as Sunak ramps up defence spending Matt: Taylor Swift fans descend on London pub mentioned on her new album Times:
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 19:59 |
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Guardian: "Sarah Akinterinwa on Rishi Sunak’s pledge to increase defence spending – The prime minister has promised to increase defence spending to 2.5% of GDP and to put the arms industry on a ‘war footing’" Telegraph: Labour won’t make same defence spending pledge as Tories, says Thornberry Matt: Blood-covered Household Cavalry horses run loose through London Independent: Times: Evening Standard: "The Standard View: London's mayoral contest is looking much closer"
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 19:29 |
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Guardian: "Martin Rowson on the latest ill omen for Rishi Sunak’s government – Rishi Sunak’s policies invariably end in disaster" Telegraph: Labour pledges to get rail network ‘back on track’ Matt: Child alcohol consumption at record levels among ‘generation lockdown’ Independent: Times: Ofsted to continue with single-phrase judgments despite calls to axe them Evening Standard: Stephen Collins: Guardian Australian Sport: "David Squires on … the endurance of Leigh Broxham’s A-League career - Our cartoonist looks at the Melbourne Victory veteran’s 18 years in Australian top-flight football as he finally hangs up the boots"
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 22:16 |
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Guardian: "Martin Rowson on the travails of Humza Yousaf – Scotland’s first minister faces motions of no confidence from Labour and the Conservatives after ending his power-sharing deal with the Green party" On the fish, Ash Regan. Telegraph: Russian assault of Ukraine would ‘struggle’ without China’s support, says Blinken Matt: Independent: After Raeburn. Times:
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# ? Apr 27, 2024 18:24 |
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Observer: "Chris Riddell on how one-word Ofsted assessments would apply to the Tory party – The school assessor’s minimalist judgments are here to stay. But how would inspectors rate the government?" Sunday Telegraph: ‘If you see an Atacm coming, all you can do is duck’ - Vaunted US long-range missiles arriving in Ukraine aren’t a silver bullet, warns expert, but they will be a strain on Russia’s air defences Matt: Wales to drop blanket 20mph speed limits by September Sunday Times: Alex Salmond names his price to keep Humza Yousaf in a job Mail on Sunday: Shoplifting offences rise to highest level since records began: Store thefts jump by more than a THIRD compared to 2022 - with 430,104 offences recorded in last 12 months, figures show
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 18:07 |
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Guardian: "Nicola Jennings on the troubles of Rishi Sunak and Humza Yousaf – The Tory and SNP leaders are in severely weakened condition as they head towards local elections" Telegraph: Britain to deploy homegrown hypersonic missile by 2030 Times: Summer election rumours swirl as Sunak faces poll reckoning Evening Standard: Tory rebels plot against Rishi Sunak ahead of challenging local elections
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 20:06 |
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Guardian: "Achaz von Hardenberg on the plummeting fortunes of Rishi Sunak and Humza Yousaf – It’s shaping up to be another tumultuous week for Britain’s major political parties" Telegraph: Humza Yousaf’s resignation - as it happened "The old progressive politics is dead – Humza’s resignation proves it" Matt: Times: 2021: Scottish health secretary falls from scooter he has used since rupturing achilles David Squires: "David Squires on … a handy Premier League referee grudge tracker - Our cartoonist has a guide just for you to help choose which official to blame when your striker misses a sitter from six yards out"
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# ? Apr 30, 2024 20:36 |
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Guardian: "Martin Rowson’s May Day: a message for the politicians of Britain – They say a rising tide lifts all boats. But what if it’s a rising tide of disasters?" Telegraph: Sex is biological fact, NHS declares in landmark shift against gender ideology Matt: Times: Evening Standard: London mayoral election race electrified by final poll showing Sadiq Khan lead over Susan Hall smallest so far
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# ? May 1, 2024 20:50 |
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LOCAL ELECTIONS DAY 2024! Guardian: "Nicola Jennings on Rishi Sunak’s local-elections day of reckoning – The prime minister will find himself under renewed pressure if results go against the Conservative party" Telegraph: Gardeners back less frequent lawn mowing, poll finds, as ‘No Mow May’ begins Matt: Tory MP left unable to vote because of photo ID rules Independent: Times: First migrants bound for Rwanda detained in Home Office raids Evening Standard: London decides: Two million voters set to have their say in crunch mayoral election
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# ? May 2, 2024 19:51 |
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Guardian: "Martin Rowson on John Swinney formally entering the SNP leadership contest – Nicola Sturgeon’s former deputy is hoping to replace Humza Yousaf as leader of the SNP" Telegraph: Britain suffers economic downgrade as steep interest rates bite Matt: More thunderstorms on way – but temperatures could hit 24C next week Independent: Times: Evening Standard: Blackpool South sees third biggest Tory to Labour by-election swing since war Stephen Collins:
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# ? May 3, 2024 20:38 |
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:/ really struggling to make a cartoon out of swinny, eh
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# ? May 4, 2024 15:04 |
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the main known qualities of swinney are "bald", "wears glasses" and "is kind of boring", so I can see how they're having some trouble yeah. maybe he'll do precisely one interesting thing at some point and all the cartoons can be about that from then on
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# ? May 4, 2024 15:11 |
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Guardian: "Martin Rowson on Boris Johnson turning up to vote without ID – The former Tory prime minister forgot to bring the documentation that he himself insisted on passing into law" Telegraph: Rishi Sunak’s future at risk as Tories face worst local election results in 30 years Matt: Independent: Boost for Tories as Ben Houchen re-elected as Tees Valley mayor After Rubens. Times: After Shepard Fairey.
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# ? May 4, 2024 21:38 |
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Observer: "Chris Riddell on Rishi Sunak, sitting in no-chance saloon after local elections drubbing – The prime minister has been trying to put a brave face on the Tories’ heavy losses, but there’s nowhere left to hide" Sunday Telegraph: "The Superman of the North flies to Rishi’s rescue with a trend-defying win" Matt: Sunday Times: Mail on Sunday: Jak Jones aims to become only the fourth qualifier in history to win the World Snooker Championship after beating Stuart Bingham to book Kyren Wilson showdown
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# ? May 5, 2024 12:22 |
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Guardian: "Nicola Jennings on Rishi Sunak’s local elections disaster – The Tories suffered big losses both in ‘red wall’ areas and more traditionally Conservative places" Telegraph: Times:
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# ? May 6, 2024 19:43 |
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Guardian: "Ben Jennings on Rishi Sunak’s plan after last week’s elections results – The PM has made a renewed appeal for Conservative party unity, emphasising the shared values that unify Tories" Telegraph: Macron accused of rolling out red carpet for ‘dictator’ Xi who is ‘backing Putin’s war’ Times: Israel strikes Rafah after rejecting Hamas ceasefire offer Evening Standard: David Squires: "David Squires on … Ipswich Town and what awaits them in the Premier League - Our cartoonist on the Tractor Boys embarking on another great adventure in the top flight after consecutive promotions"
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# ? May 7, 2024 20:55 |
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That Times cartoon is so unrealistic. as if an IOF general would give a poo poo about Palestinian refugees
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# ? May 8, 2024 00:46 |
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He's not asking about saving them
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# ? May 25, 2024 14:41 |
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Guardian: "Nicola Jennings on Rishi Sunak, desperately trying to look on the bright side – In the wake of the Tories’ desperate showing in last week’s local elections, glimmers of hope are hard to come by for the prime minister" Telegraph: John Swinney says he’ll work with unionists after becoming SNP leader Matt: Data of 270,000 service personnel ‘exposed in Chinese MoD hack’ Times: Evening Standard: Harry and King's rift as wide as ever with 'issues of trust' still to be addressed
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