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Cacator posted:You wouldn't be laughing if Mr. T ate your balls. r/relationships: My balls!
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why do the Bene Gesserit keep their bread in a fancy box. and why do they keep it so hot
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Steve Vader posted:A promo item for the Dune movie was a popcorn bucket that looked like a gaping rectum.
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Apr 24, 2024 20:45
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PookBear posted:did she use medical terms or did she call it a hoo-ha, because saying "ouchie in my balls" reads very differently from "debilitating pain in my groin/testicles" You really think it's reasonable to expect someone in such incredible pain that they're just throwing up on the floor to use multi-syllable medical terminology? If anything, I'd be less likely to believe that someone was in insufferable pain and needed to go to the hospital if they had the presence of mind to type "there is a debilitating pain in my groin/testicles" instead of something like "my balls hurt" - especially if they include the /, since that's usually extra effort to text and not get an inconvenient space. If someone I'm dating texts me that they think they need to go to the ER and tries to call me multiple times, I'm not going to nitpick their word choice and insist that they're lying and block them, especially if I'm five minutes away. I might verify that it's for real, but I'm going to be on my way. If it turns out that this is their idea of a prank it's probably over between us with me recommending they read "The Boy Who Cried Wolf" as part of the breakup, but I'm definitely not going to block them and just go about my day like nothing happened.
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Pope Corky the IX posted:So, uh, what’s a gom jabbar pain box? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbTp1vlRqYA The Gom jabbar is the needle she holds at his neck that will kill him if he pulls his hand out of the box that stimulates all the pain neurons in his hand all at once.
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Fun fact: It is entirely possible to make your own gom jabbar pain box. For the pain box look up how to perform the thermal grill illusion. For the Gom Jabbar just coat a regular needle in cyanide and presto, your ready to start testing people's humanity.
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Kenshin posted:I don't have Slate Plus so I can't see the whole article but lmao: Mom: "Dear Care and Feeding, my sicko pervert father-in-law hosed the babysitter…" Grandpa: "Dear Penthouse, I never thought it would happen to me…"
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Most Power Alex posted:Fun fact: It is entirely possible to make your own gom jabbar pain box. For the pain box look up how to perform the thermal grill illusion. For the Gom Jabbar just coat a regular needle in cyanide and presto, your ready to start testing people's humanity. I read that as coating the needle in cyanide and pesto Give them a delicious death Anyway gom jabbar is fun for the whole family. Even good for beauty pageants https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xf1C6BUkWaA
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Apr 24, 2024 21:08
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Halloween Jack posted:If your rectum looks like that, please go to a hospital immediately. If you can't drive, text your girlfriend and tell her that your butthole hurts. My rectum is ribbed with teeth, for nobody's pleasure
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Apr 24, 2024 21:12
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Halloween Jack posted:If your rectum looks like that, please go to a hospital immediately. If you can't drive, text your girlfriend and tell her that your butthole hurts. Tony Lazuto says hello.
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Apr 24, 2024 21:24
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Darkhold posted:AITA for secretly eating takeout food my pregnant wife cannot eat because she has gestational diabetes? I think this guy sucks but her getting that upset over the fact that he was eating Cheesecake Factory (lol) in his car, away from her, without her knowledge, is kind of insane.
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Magic Hate Ball posted:I think this guy sucks but her getting that upset over the fact that he was eating Cheesecake Factory (lol) in his car, away from her, without her knowledge, is kind of insane. It's not about the cheesecake factory. It's never about the final straw that triggers the meltdown, it's about a long term pattern of behavior.
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Apr 24, 2024 22:01
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At least it wasn't Old Spaghetti Factory
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Silly Newbie posted:It's not about the cheesecake factory. It's never about the final straw that triggers the meltdown, it's about a long term pattern of behavior. I know it wasn't, but now I'm imagining it was and that's much funnier.
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Kurieg posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbTp1vlRqYA For all it's flaws I still really like the Alan Smithee version. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJsYKhEV6o0 bonus remix https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqW4Cz5CW94
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I threw away my husband's collection and now he won't speak to me Original Post - April 15, 2024 quote:My husband considers himself an art connoisseur, when he's not. Update quote:Guys, I hear you. I hosed up big time and I know it. I'll ask him if he can forgive me and I will get back all his stuff. I'll also offer to display some of his stuff in the living room as a peace offering. Top Comments quote:UnevenGlow: Yeah you disrespected him big time Update - April 16, 2024 quote:Hey guys I know I hosed up big time and your comments just reinforced that feeling. I went to my husband, gave him a massive apology and told him I would really like to get back his collection and get his office and hallway like they were before. I also apologized for going behind his back and violating his safe space the way I did.
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Apr 24, 2024 22:55
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Troublemaker posted:I threw away my husband's collection and now he won't speak to me I'm slightly confused why the title says "threw away" though
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Apr 24, 2024 23:00
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Yeah like, did you put put it in storage or did you throw it away?
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I agree. Something's not adding up. I think she killed her husband and is using ugly art storage as some kind of cover.
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house of the dad posted:I agree. Something's not adding up. I think she killed her husband and is using ugly art storage as some kind of cover. She completely misunderstood the context of 'meet me in the art room'
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She stole everything to sell, but then was embarrassed when she found out it was all cheap knock offs.
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Darkhold posted:AITA for secretly eating takeout food my pregnant wife cannot eat because she has gestational diabetes? I just want to note as the adoptive parent of a kid who grew up with food insecurity (I've had her since she was 13 and she's 20 now), that poor kid cannot eat the last of anything in the house to this day, because she is still terrified that there will be no more if she does. No access to food for long enough seriously screws with people's minds. I myself can't eat gluten anymore and my kids can and I often am frustrated by food in my house I can't eat, but I don't take it out on the kids. I guess I feel like everyone in this one is overreacting but I also understand how both of them can be seriously frustrated with each other and there really needs to be more empathy from both of them for the others position, I suspect.
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DemoneeHo posted:I read that as coating the needle in cyanide and pesto DemoneeHo posted:a delicious death Where....exactly do you think taste buds are located  ?
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SyNack Sassimov posted:Where....exactly do you think taste buds are located The anus.
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veepfake posted:im guessing they have one of those relationships where it's like an inside joke to like, playfully annoy the other person. i saw them a lot in my 20s, especially early 20s. she might even have feelings on that herself. that could've been the gf's position If only there was some kind of way for him to communicate his emergency to her, like a sort of handheld device they both have which could allow him to talk to her despite not being in the same room together. Alas, the only choice she had to him calling was to reject the call and force him to communicate through text which makes it SO HARD to tell what kind of emotional state they're in! And when he presses with his joke obviously instead of telling him to stop she just blocked him! jfc goons
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TBLALV posted:If only there was some kind of way for him to communicate his emergency to her, like a sort of handheld device they both have which could allow him to talk to her despite not being in the same room together. Alas, the only choice she had to him calling was to reject the call and force him to communicate through text which makes it SO HARD to tell what kind of emotional state they're in! And when he presses with his joke obviously instead of telling him to stop she just blocked him! When you put it that way, this would make an incredible new ad campaign for LIFE ALERT.
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SyNack Sassimov posted:Where....exactly do you think taste buds are located Next to the neck gills, duhhhh  E: vvvvv wait lemme change my answer to that. Thats where they are. Thats why hurt balls is no laughing matter; you won't be able to taste properly DemoneeHo fucked around with this message at 00:35 on Apr 25, 2024 |
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SyNack Sassimov posted:Where....exactly do you think taste buds are located On the scrotum, or at least some people believe.
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Tobermory posted:When you put it that way, this would make an incredible new ad campaign for LIFE ALERT. "Oh gently caress, the balls are flashing BRIGHT RED. I gotta get home."
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AITA for telling my son that he acts too much like a woman.quote:I have a son (18M). I hate my son, he's patient, considerate, helpful, doesn't road rage, he should be an rear end in a top hat like me.
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Hughlander posted:AITA for telling my son that he acts too much like a woman. personality = anger
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Apr 25, 2024 00:41
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r/relationships: he is somehow friends with all the girls
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Ghost Leviathan posted:You cannot rely on someone who will automatically assume you're lying about needing help or having problems. After all, OP did not mention being Elim Garak
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Apr 25, 2024 00:46
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Hughlander posted:AITA for telling my son that he acts too much like a woman.
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Hughlander posted:AITA for telling my son that he acts too much like a woman. He's wrong about job opportunities. You can have incredible longevity in a company and be regularly promoted just by being a guy nobody has any beef with who never has outbursts.
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No, people who are level-headed and helpful never get anywhere. Especially not if they have a close group of friends they've cultivated in their career field. The only way to the top is to punch and scream your way through your superiors
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r/relationships: He is not gay so this is unconventional.
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emSparkly posted:On the scrotum, or at least some people believe. umami is stored in the balls
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Hughlander posted:I thought this would fix itself in college, but most of his hs friend group went to the same college and did either engineering or comp sci and he is somehow friends with all the girls in his major now. That sounds like an awful college experience, he should definitely be on bad terms with all of the girls in his major. Poor guy must have no social life at all, imagine if he raged more and hung out with bros instead of women his age who like him.
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Hughlander posted:AITA for telling my son that he acts too much like a woman. It'll make him a pushover! I told him this and he said no, and now I don't know what to do!
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