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hey shawty, how's the weather down there?
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 18:22 |
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# ? May 25, 2024 14:18 |
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I perform the Whisper Song (acapella) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EOdbPlbKU4
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 18:32 |
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You ever seen a really tiny dick before?
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 18:55 |
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hey i ate a bunch of dental floss can you help me pull it out of my rear end?
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 19:11 |
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Hey baby want to poo poo a dick and die?
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 19:22 |
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Smugworth posted:I perform the Whisper Song (acapella) Nice throwback Duluth
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 19:23 |
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Bad Purchase posted:hey shawty, how's the weather down there? While you’re down there…
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 19:25 |
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[At a french restaurant] wanna see a guy sick his own duck?
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 19:27 |
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hey my friends bet me i couldn't come up and say hi to you without pissing myself and i just lost 10 bucks
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 19:27 |
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GET REAL BEEFY, BITCH!
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 19:32 |
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Do you wish to learn powerful secret techniques?
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 19:34 |
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Wanna come back to my place babe? I got Marvel vs Capcom 2 on the Dreamcast and if I look at psylocke long enough I can keep it up all night.
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 19:36 |
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You are looking resplendind this eveninf
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 20:00 |
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Can I offer you a ride in my cybertruck
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 20:01 |
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I don't think we're related
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 20:06 |
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I think we're related
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 20:06 |
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watch out hot soup coming through! oh no aaauagh!!!! it burns! it burns!! say what's your name? aaugh!
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 20:08 |
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For work I goon and for pleasure I also goon.
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 20:19 |
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Huiuiui!
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 20:24 |
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Freeze! This is a pick up!
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 20:44 |
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I'm like the sun; I'm bright, I'm hot as gently caress, and you'll need to block me
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 20:49 |
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Heb Ebby (wiggles massive unibrow)
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 20:51 |
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[screaming] AUUGHH MY BALLS, UAHHHHH.!! FFFFFUCK!! [winks]
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 20:56 |
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Is your dad a baker? Cause I need to buy some baked goods.
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 21:28 |
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hey baby did you know it's called ephebophilia and it's actually quite different
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 21:37 |
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hey baby is there a dress code at this pool because I just came in my shorts
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 21:45 |
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I enjoy trains please marry me.
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 22:10 |
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Lift with your legs, girl.
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 22:11 |
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Salutations female specimen. You seem to have retained a high amount of your egg cells.
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 22:13 |
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Your breasts, they’re so high up on your torso!
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 22:21 |
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Pull my finger, princess
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 22:27 |
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Do you want to go to a pornographic theatre together the midnight show is half off.
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 22:29 |
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I bet everypony tells you you're beautiful
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 22:32 |
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Good places to use the “So do you come here often?” line: The ER The prescription pickup line at CVS The police station
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 23:17 |
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Do you know the 14 words of pony friendship?
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 23:23 |
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MoonshineWilly posted:Good places to use the “So do you come here often?” line: small claims court wal-mart bathroom after midnight
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 23:31 |
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MoonshineWilly posted:Good places to use the “So do you come here often?” line: If they say no to "do you come here often" then you gotta finish with "would you like to?" Or there's always "hey you'd look great crumpled in a heap on my floor in the morning."
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 23:36 |
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hello my future girlfriend. this is what i sounds like
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 23:39 |
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How much for an hour??? Hmmm ok how much for 10 minutes???
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 23:40 |
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# ? May 25, 2024 14:18 |
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Nice milkers, wanna make some cream?
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 23:41 |