MLB GDT Week 5: my foul balls are always causing fist fights

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Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^�⩊�^=

Popete posted:

Christopher "Plate Discipline" Morel

He's not hitting for poo poo but at least he's getting walks and his defense has improved.

# ? Apr 25, 2024 00:57

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# ? May 18, 2024 19:47

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

DANSBY!!

# ? Apr 25, 2024 00:58

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^�⩊�^=

MANSBY

# ? Apr 25, 2024 00:58

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

GET OUT THE TAPE MEASURE

Speaking of which, where's Pat?

# ? Apr 25, 2024 00:59

MrMidnight: Aug 3, 2006

Easy wins Cub posters. Easy wins

# ? Apr 25, 2024 00:59

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

Dansby was such a good signing.

# ? Apr 25, 2024 00:59

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

I know I always post about Gleyber Torres but it's really incredible how much he sucks.

# ? Apr 25, 2024 01:07

elentar: Aug 26, 2002; Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.

finally Olson gets a hit, sheesh

# ? Apr 25, 2024 01:09

ozymandius1024: Mar 15, 2006; You don't yank on the Spine of God

The Tigers field reporter says "I'll get Riley Greene's signature tattooed on my arm if he goes yard here", and he hits it to the wall in right/center :lol:

God that was so close, and I thought it was gone off of the bat.

# ? Apr 25, 2024 01:10

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^�⩊�^=

Lol Altuve

# ? Apr 25, 2024 01:11

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

thatscub

# ? Apr 25, 2024 01:19

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^�⩊�^=

Aw yeah here comes the Taillon I remember

# ? Apr 25, 2024 01:19

ozymandius1024: Mar 15, 2006; You don't yank on the Spine of God

Can't believe Flaherty made it through 5 with as many pitches he threw in the first couple of innings.

# ? Apr 25, 2024 01:20

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

Altuve needs to recalibrate

# ? Apr 25, 2024 01:21

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^�⩊�^=

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Lol Altuve

# ? Apr 25, 2024 01:21

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^�⩊�^=

Aw yeah 2 runs on balls that didn't make it out of the infield

# ? Apr 25, 2024 01:22

ozymandius1024: Mar 15, 2006; You don't yank on the Spine of God

Tie game!

# ? Apr 25, 2024 01:29

ozymandius1024: Mar 15, 2006; You don't yank on the Spine of God

Javy Baez just worked an 0-2 count to full, then loving smoked a double to score a run. This is after taking a 4 pitch walk earlier.

Awesome, but wtf :psyduck:

# ? Apr 25, 2024 01:32

Mustached Demon: Nov 12, 2016

ozymandius1024 posted:

Javy Baez just worked an 0-2 count to full, then loving smoked a double to score a run. This is after taking a 4 pitch walk earlier.

Awesome, but wtf

are you sure that was javy

# ? Apr 25, 2024 01:34

LonesomeCrowdedWest: May 8, 2008

The blue jays cannot fuckin hit. Jeez

# ? Apr 25, 2024 01:38

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^�⩊�^=

ozymandius1024 posted:

Javy Baez just worked an 0-2 count to full, then loving smoked a double to score a run. This is after taking a 4 pitch walk earlier.

Awesome, but wtf

Javy rules ok

# ? Apr 25, 2024 01:39

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

very questionable decision there Pe�a

# ? Apr 25, 2024 01:40

ozymandius1024: Mar 15, 2006; You don't yank on the Spine of God

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Javy rules ok

I can assure that he has not for a couple of years now, but I will definitely take one of his patented hot streaks if he still has them in him.

# ? Apr 25, 2024 01:40

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^�⩊�^=

The throw definitely beat him

E: on replay lmao ump how did you miss that one

# ? Apr 25, 2024 01:40

...!: Oct 5, 2003; I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Pe�a you loving moron

# ? Apr 25, 2024 01:41

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

there can only be one instance of Jon

# ? Apr 25, 2024 01:43

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^�⩊�^=

Kill all umps

# ? Apr 25, 2024 01:45

Sydin: Oct 29, 2011; Another spring commute

Cubs know to fear the carrot

# ? Apr 25, 2024 01:45

Abugadu: Jul 12, 2004; 1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

Brewers dodging the McCutcheon kryptonite tonight.

# ? Apr 25, 2024 01:49

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^�⩊�^=

I think Mervis needs to take lessons from Michael Busch on how to be a true Mervis.

# ? Apr 25, 2024 01:51

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

GOMES

# ? Apr 25, 2024 01:52

Some Numbers: Sep 28, 2006; "LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"

Nice tootblan for the Rangers

# ? Apr 25, 2024 01:55

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

Nicowns

# ? Apr 25, 2024 01:57

elentar: Aug 26, 2002; Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.

Braves really just taking it easy against the Marlins pen, making them feel like they're doing well etc

# ? Apr 25, 2024 01:58

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^�⩊�^=

I'll take another Happ Slam please

# ? Apr 25, 2024 02:00

Sydin: Oct 29, 2011; Another spring commute

Opposing teams are so used to the Cubs not being able to handle high heat that they just keep instinctively throwing it to Nico who owns that pitch.

# ? Apr 25, 2024 02:00

Sydin: Oct 29, 2011; Another spring commute

It's okay Happ I'm sure we didn't need any of those runs...

# ? Apr 25, 2024 02:04

elentar: Aug 26, 2002; Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.

haha Ronald absolutely got bailed out there

and then they immediately turned it around with Harris striking out on a very clear foul ball

elentar fucked around with this message at 02:11 on Apr 25, 2024

# ? Apr 25, 2024 02:09