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dr_rat posted:Fear the Ripped Garfield. All our times have come, here but now they’re gone. Seasons don’t fear the Ripped Garfield, nor do the wind nor the sun do yield. We can be like they are.
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# ? May 25, 2024 13:09 |
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Well, thank you for confirming what everyone very strongly suspected, Nate. Now please go away.
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 05:23 |
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BABY TAKE MY HAND (DONT FEAR RIPPED GARFIELD) *possible thread title change
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 05:25 |
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Frank Frank posted:BABY TAKE MY HAND (DONT FEAR RIPPED GARFIELD) Take my hand We're off to Ripped Garfield Land
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 05:39 |
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Frank Frank posted:*possible thread title change Yes, but
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 12:56 |
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Truth Lasagna sounds like some band in a daily newspaper comic.
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 13:12 |
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It’s just the name of a potential failed GarfieldEATS X TRUMP branding collab
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 13:28 |
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Nathen really should run for office. His campaign alone would make it worthwhile.
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 13:34 |
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Frank Frank posted:Nathen really should run for office. His campaign alone would make it worthwhile. It would seriously be like when the Tiger King guy ran for office.
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 13:38 |
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Surely begging people to use his dumb words so they will be added to the dictionary will be the weirdest thing Nathen does today. https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1783538603143946275 oh. https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSinc/status/1783569046065078293 https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSinc/status/1783571855439286745
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 21:47 |
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lmfao
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 21:49 |
i'm just waiting for Nathan to start getting into esoteric Satanism.
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 22:03 |
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R.L. Stine posted:lmfao
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 22:28 |
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MassRafTer posted:Surely begging people to use his dumb words so they will be added to the dictionary will be the weirdest thing Nathen does today. This is the best thread on SA of all time. Holy lol.
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 22:41 |
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MassRafTer posted:Surely begging people to use his dumb words so they will be added to the dictionary will be the weirdest thing Nathen does today. loving lmao a
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 22:48 |
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Jim Davis could have a DAJJAL tattoo on his forehead and Nathen would still love him
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 22:50 |
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You know I'm genuinely a bit surprised he hasn't been roped into some cult.
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 00:28 |
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CodfishCartographer posted:You know I'm genuinely a bit surprised he hasn't been roped into some cult. He started his own but only hooked himself.
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 00:34 |
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https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSinc/status/1783600516737474857
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 00:55 |
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this turkey dinner is excellent nathen. have i told you about how wide nermal can stretch his rear end in a top hat
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 01:01 |
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He has such a unique combination of unbelievably lame, desperate cringe and future mass-murderer vibes But what no one can take away from him is his incredible knowledge of all things Garfield. Like all true fans, he knows Garf was created in Indianapolis, the capital of the great state of Muncie
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 01:15 |
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He is posting story after story on Instagram begging people to say entergage.
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 01:17 |
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CodfishCartographer posted:You know I'm genuinely a bit surprised he hasn't been roped into some cult. Yeah, he's not gonna settle for being one of the lieutenants, he's gotta be the guy on top. The Gulf theocracies do not put up with divergent interpretations of Islam, to say the least, but if he had been born in the American south, he'd totally be running a weird snake-handling fundie church in the woods.
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 01:34 |
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I’m exhausted and just don’t have the energy for Nathen’s weirdness this evening. Good night
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 02:40 |
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Frank Frank posted:I’m exhausted and just don’t have the energy for Nathen’s weirdness this evening. Good night
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 02:44 |
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Frank Frank posted:I’m exhausted and just don’t have the energy for Nathen’s weirdness this evening. Good night That's entertainment, baby!
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 02:46 |
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the eats must flow
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 02:54 |
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My name is an entergaging word.
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 13:53 |
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the souls of cartoons must be protected at all costs *cocks shotgun*
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 19:50 |
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FIX SIGNS posted:My name is an entergaging word. is it royalty free though? sick of paying ridiculous license fees just to say words, this sentence alone cost me $48
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 20:14 |
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https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSinc/status/1783605040285945989 https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSinc/status/1783611945867718911 https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSinc/status/1783935665610031610 I put all of the Nathen accounts on a list and seeing what he does from post to post really highlights how entergaging he is. People should use that word.
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 21:39 |
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Escape From Noise posted:That's
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 22:08 |
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Why does he hate Kim Kardashian again?
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 23:38 |
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She is more popular than him
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 23:52 |
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Elephant Ambush posted:Why does he hate Kim Kardashian again? He's very, very misogynist. Possibly misogynist even by Saudi standards. He used to spend his spare time calling women whores on instagram.
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 23:52 |
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I mean, I am not necessarily going to disagree that Kim Kardasian is a soulless succubus demon but we have so many various demons wandering around at this point that she’s mostly fine. Sure, she’s a rich faildaughter only famous for a reality show and a sex tape but that describes so many celebrities now that it has mostly lost meaning. At least she’s not actively trying to hurt anyone (she does so passively)
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# ? Apr 27, 2024 01:36 |
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The fact that he made sure to say "Armenian" is sure a choice. Probably a genocide denier, knowing him
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# ? Apr 27, 2024 01:40 |
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I'm always so excited when there's a title change, and this time did not disappoint.
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# ? Apr 27, 2024 01:43 |
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Calling Kim Kardashian an 'Armenian Succubus' greatly exaggerates her appeal and culture.
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Busters posted:Calling Kim Kardashian an 'Armenian Succubus' greatly exaggerates her appeal and culture. I mean, if you are going to try and argue that loudmouthed “LOOK AT ME” celebrities that are only famous for being famous haven’t had a serious and horrific impact on modern culture, I’m not sure what to say to that
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