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DreamingofRoses posted:AITAH for not wanting my fiancé going on a golf trip 2 weeks before our due date? From personal experience, I wouldn't be planning anything anywhere near a due date. We were just chugging along waiting for the 40th week to hit and then suddenly my wife developed HELLP syndrome and we had to have an emergency C-Section on the 37th week. poo poo can change at a moment's notice with pregnancy. Edit: Preeclampsia snipe. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Biplane posted:Leia is a Disney princess now, AND her Disney princess outfit is a white dress for maximum impact. I just like the idea of her being in the bridal party in camo and helmet, blaster at her side.
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FMguru posted:Story is long, and abuse-adjacent, so I won't be posting the whole thing but I did want to highlight this one line. The question is - why is she the one responsible for this and not her brothers? Ah, the comments hold the answer: quote:One of my brothers is a meth addict and thief. Another is an unemployed ex-convict. I think even if they moved in together and pooled all of their resources, they wouldn't be able to afford the large suburban house of our parents. My meth-loving brother might seriously rob them or open the door to his methhead friends to let THEM rob the house in exchange for some drugs. There's a reason mom herself counted on ME and ME ALONE to take care of her. Mordiceius fucked around with this message at 23:56 on Apr 25, 2024 |
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Mordiceius posted:The question is - why is she the one responsible for this and not her brothers? quote:I will not bend, I will not pay for anything other than the worst nursing home in the country - she spent a lifetime making sure I wouldn't have ANY goodwill towards her in her helpless years. Thanks!
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Scathach posted:Okay, while I'm siding with the lady against Pooman and his hairballs, I really want to know how she keeps falling off a slanted toilet and hitting her head. That sounds... dramatic. I read it as them putting the toilet seat on the rim without it being attached, which I could see scooting off to the side and tipping you over pretty easily. That one's one of those situations that seems like they've gone past talking it out. He says you can't touch the bidet? Too loving bad, he doesn't get to unilaterally make your bathrooms unusable, rip it out or call maintenance the instant he refuses to do anything.
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Scathach posted:Okay, while I'm siding with the lady against Pooman and his hairballs, I really want to know how she keeps falling off a slanted toilet and hitting her head. That sounds... dramatic. maybe shes got really short legs and her foot might slip whilst trying to balance herself, maybe?
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Yeah that's the point you rip that thing off of there and throw it at the dude. I guess the toilet seat has to be sliding off, guess she's not a large person or she'd just use the ceramic rim. What a weird loving situation.
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Skutter posted:Husband destroyed our toilet and refuses to stop using it and fix it Another story where I want her to say what good qualities he has that cancels out his apparent inability to interact with a toilet. I'm honestly shocked it hasn't flooded the bathroom from what she describes is in there. Hopefully it happens while he is in that bathroom while she is home so she can just Cask of Amontillado him and move on with her life.
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FMguru posted:OP's spine is impressive I'd love to know which nursing home is the worst in the country, and what it costs
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TehRedWheelbarrow posted:missing a line but solid attempt I would have worked on it longer if I realized there was a song parody tax, made it really worthy of the sixer.
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"We will medically experiment on your mom." "Wow, how much does that cost?" "...no, we would pay you." "I feel like I'm double dipping, here."
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Lone Goat posted:I'd love to know which nursing home is the worst in the country, and what it costs They're all the worst and the cost is everything you own
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I would imagine that the worst costs substantially more than the cheapest.
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Jabor posted:I would imagine that the worst costs substantially more than the cheapest.
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I don't think I've ever met an old person that stayed in one retirement home the rest of their life, two of my grandparents included.
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They're like Catholic Diosces but you move the victims when you find abuse instead.
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limp_cheese posted:Another story where I want her to say what good qualities he has that cancels out his apparent inability to interact with a toilet. That's all I could think as well, why would you want to put up with all that.
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Scathach posted:Yeah that's the point you rip that thing off of there and throw it at the dude. I guess the toilet seat has to be sliding off, guess she's not a large person or she'd just use the ceramic rim.
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I did not consider there would a good manga for this situation and I have been proven wrong. Well, gently caress.
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^^^ wanna read that mangaSpaceViking posted:From personal experience, I wouldn't be planning anything anywhere near a due date. We were just chugging along waiting for the 40th week to hit and then suddenly my wife developed HELLP syndrome and we had to have an emergency C-Section on the 37th week. poo poo can change at a moment's notice with pregnancy. I was born 3 weeks early because my mom woke up in the middle of the night one night and decided "it was time" to have me, and she induced labor using something she called "bio-feedback" (her words; I never found out wtf that is or how it works but according to her it's a thing) and about 8 hours later I was born. To this day, part of me wonders if I might've been better off spending that extra 3 weeks in the womb, although my mom did smoke while she was pregnant with me so maybe it was good that I got out on early release. ... I'm not really sure what this has to do with that story or your post. I guess that having babies early is a thing people can do? Or at least my mom claimed she did, although that resulted in me so maybe it's not always a great idea.
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Kurieg posted:AITA for letting someone skip my bachelorette party and not telling them new details that would've changed their mind? "Please come tomy party" "Sorry, something came up so I cant" *posts pics of party* "How dare you exclude mefrom this partythat lookedcool/fun!"
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Help! My Mother Kept a Haunting Memento From My Childhood.quote:When I was in kindergarten, I had a rat tail hairstyle that my mom was very into, but the other kids made fun of me about it, and eventually I decided to get my hair cut. My mom was very sad about it at the time and decided to save the long lock of hair after it was cut. She’s kept it in a chest for about 30 years now, but as she’s planning to move out of her current house, she mailed me three big boxes of photo albums, random school work, etc., and in one of the boxes was my rat tail, sandwiched in a scrapbook! What do I do with a 30-year-old rat tail? I don’t feel right throwing it away, but I’m very creeped out. What
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trickybiscuits posted:Help! My Mother Kept a Haunting Memento From My Childhood. Parents keep hair from their kids all the time, I’m not sure why this person finds it creepy. I actually think the advice is reasonable, though, if they don’t feel comfortable just throwing it out having a ‘ritual’ disposing of it could help them process.
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trickybiscuits posted:Help! My Mother Kept a Haunting Memento From My Childhood.
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DreamingofRoses posted:Parents keep hair from their kids all the time, I’m not sure why this person finds it creepy. I actually think the advice is reasonable, though, if they don’t feel comfortable just throwing it out having a ‘ritual’ disposing of it could help them process. Boyz II Men singing It's So Hard To Say Goodbye To Yesterday but the coffin is full of old hair clippings.
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Keeping a lock of hair is way less weird and gross than keeping a bellybutton. My mum admitted she hung onto mine for a few months after it fell off which is just Dispose of the hair in a ritualistic manner or don't, just don't leave it somewhere that an animal or another kid might find it and start running around with it or something equally weird!
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trickybiscuits posted:Help! My Mother Kept a Haunting Memento From My Childhood. If I didn't know better I'd think my sister wrote this.
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The saving of the hair isn’t weirding me out but the uneasiness about just throwing it out sure is, it’s fuckin hair bro
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Wait your bellybutton fell off
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Scathach posted:Wait your bellybutton fell off
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bee posted:Keeping a lock of hair is way less weird and gross than keeping a bellybutton. My mum admitted she hung onto mine for a few months after it fell off which is just What about keeping a lock of hair FROM a bellybutton? yes I have a story involving this
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I. M. Gei posted:What about keeping a lock of hair FROM a bellybutton? yes I have a story involving this I don't know whether to use or commission :justdontpost:
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I. M. Gei posted:What about keeping a lock of hair FROM a bellybutton? yes I have a story involving this How the hell you gonna say this and not For fucks sake I'm at home sick as a dog and I can't listen to music to do the art/writing thing because my head is throbbing. I plead for entertainment. I have been so bored.
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Scathach posted:Wait your bellybutton fell off
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I'm *pretty sure* they mean the bit of umbilical cord that they leave attached to the babby that eventually dries up and falls off.
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Malachite_Dragon posted:I'm *pretty sure* they mean the bit of umbilical cord that they leave attached to the babby that eventually dries up and falls off. Yeah, I've heard of parents keeping that for sure. The actual belly button, though...
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windex posted:I guess I feel like everyone in this one is overreacting but I also understand how both of them can be seriously frustrated with each other and there really needs to be more empathy from both of them for the others position, I suspect.
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bee posted:Keeping a lock of hair is way less weird and gross than keeping a bellybutton. My mum admitted she hung onto mine for a few months after it fell off which is just
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I. M. Gei posted:What about keeping a lock of hair FROM a bellybutton? yes I have a story involving this What
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Malachite_Dragon posted:I'm *pretty sure* they mean the bit of umbilical cord that they leave attached to the babby that eventually dries up and falls off. I should loving hope, but also this is the internet.
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