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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > 2024 NFL Draft - Day 1 GDT (Round 1)
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How Many QB's "bust" out of this Class?
Whoever the Giants trade up for.
Bears QB Purgatory Continues
All of them.
None. They all become mediocre.
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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

 HE WAS A SPRINTER IN HIGH SCHOOL?! :psyduck:

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001

Dango Bango posted:

Someone mentioned Wrestlemania earlier and I'm realizing how many broadcast similarities there are between it and ESPN's draft coverage :stare:

Needs some former player dressed up as a dancing bottle of Prime.

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Paracausal
Sep 5, 2011

Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.
 man big

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corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
chalkiest of chalk

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Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."
 Falcons gonna have so many offers right now bc everyone knows the Bears will take Odunze

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JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
I'm an Alabama fan

Latham ain't that good

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
ok Falcons, time to gently caress up

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Pershing
Feb 21, 2010

John "Black Jack" Pershing
Hard Fucking Core
 Ooh that glasses swag

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Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




 ok maybe the Latham mockers werent totally off

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3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

solarjetman posted:

Trading down and still getting one of the nixes in the 20s is my ideal.

Plz

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trevorreznik
Apr 22, 2023
 One pick away. C'mon falcons go defense

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Paracausal posted:

man big
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Armitage
Aug 16, 2005

"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."
A 7th overall pick used on a tackle from Alabama? Uh oh.

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Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
I don't love this.

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Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
 I'm not impressed by JC Latham at all man. Rough, when they were tracked to get Alt for so long

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Falcons my dudes, you need edges. Dallas Turner is RIGHT THERE

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Black Lighter
Sep 6, 2010

Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.
Why does it feel like this draft is being run by AI?

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Kloaked00
Jun 21, 2005

I was sitting in my office on that drizzly afternoon listening to the monotonous staccato of rain on my desk and reading my name on the glass of my office door: regnaD kciN

Relentlessboredomm posted:

Falcons gonna have so many offers right now bc everyone knows the Bears will take Odunze

Nope, Atlanta is picking as well

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wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
Until like today, Latham was like the 4th or 5th tackle on a lot of mocks. NFL teams viewed differently.

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SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
ATL in already

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





 Next time an offensive lineman picks up Roger Goodell and hugs him I hope they don't stop until they hear rice krispy noises.

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BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Oh cool he's a Wisconsin boy. Go JC

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Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

CAUTION: POST QUALITY UNDER CONSTRUCTION

trevorreznik posted:

One pick away. C'mon falcons go defense

Murphy! Murphy!

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Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

Relentlessboredomm posted:

Falcons gonna have so many offers right now bc everyone knows the Bears will take Odunze

Bears might take Fashanu

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
someone gonna hug roger too hard and break his ribs and I hope I'm paying attention when it happens

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

 You think Bill will be able to get a lot out of him?

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abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


 latham seems like a fun guy, at least.

no idea if he's good or not, but he's certainly big enough to be good.

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
Oh PLEASE FALCONS gently caress THIS UP

GET YOUR QB

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BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

 Goddamn I'm surprised at that pick but I am happy for the chaos is portends.

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Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Black Lighter posted:

Why does it feel like this draft is being run by AI?

It's hilarious how random people could probably do a similar job as these GMs. Like the media is so so close to how things go, especially this early in the draft

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Mr. Funny Pants
Apr 9, 2001

 ...and with that pick, none of the nine NFL.com mocks are perfect.

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

 Oh my God ATL please pick JJ

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solarjetman
Jan 27, 2001

Fun Shoe
Draft value chart says that the Broncos 3rd + the 12th pick is enough to move up to 8. It won't happen and I don't want it to happen but those are the numbers.

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A Sneaker Broker
Feb 14, 2020

Daily Dose of Internet Brain Rot
No Trade Down. Dallas Turner! PLease!!!!

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



 Falcons pick is in already

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
He almost killed Goodell.

I love him already.

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Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
 who was it who said there would be a bunch of trades in the top 10 lmao

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MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

 I wonder how Rog really feels about being constantly manhandled by a bunch of commoners

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Pershing
Feb 21, 2010

John "Black Jack" Pershing
Hard Fucking Core
 drat that was fast

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



 Uh, if this news is right, everyone prepare their laughing emojis.

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