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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > 2024 NFL Draft - Day 1 GDT (Round 1)
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How Many QB's "bust" out of this Class?
Whoever the Giants trade up for.
Bears QB Purgatory Continues
All of them.
None. They all become mediocre.
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Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

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Ghislaine of YOSPOS posted:

cannot believe how bad the falcons hosed things up for everyone lol.

Well, they didn't gently caress it up for the Bears :getin:

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Wait who? Surely not somebody who watches football

One of the commentators.

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
 Bo Nix is going somewhere tonight isn't he? Good lord.

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Dog Faced JoJo
Oct 15, 2004

Woof Woof

 Jets gonna draft whatever player has the best ayahuasco hookup

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Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

Ghislaine of YOSPOS posted:

cannot believe how bad the falcons hosed things up for everyone lol.

nah everyone else is reasonably happy except, like, the broncos and raiders

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Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg
Oct 4, 2004

ha, ha, ha, og me ekam

Leperflesh posted:

or the jets had an offer from the raiders or whoever and the vikes had to beat it

I suppose that's just as likely. I just want to see Rodgers get hosed again!

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

 Jets please disappoint your fans once again

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Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Andy Reid Alex Smith or 1 calf Alex Smith?

out of college Alex Smith

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



 Mad the Jets did the smart thing.

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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not too surprising

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Tackles giving QBs a run for the money

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wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
drat, the Jets did something good.

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SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Rodgers will last until Week 2 this season

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xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
Jets with a shockingly sensible pick

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Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg
Oct 4, 2004

ha, ha, ha, og me ekam
Boo

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Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."
 a good Jets pick

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



 Who goes first? The TE or literally any defensive player?

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Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Jets doing the boring sensible

Booo

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Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.
good pick for the jets

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Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Ghislaine of YOSPOS posted:

the Vikings trade happened because the jets gm said “hey Vikings the broncos are on the phone and would like our pick, we will give it to you instead if you beat their price.”

exactly, I feel like we have to explain this every year

you don't just trade up because you think someone ahead of you already will take your guy, sometimes you do it to beat a tradeup offer from a team behind you that wants your guy

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





 The Jerts

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Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Hand Row posted:

Aaron Jones

Very good. Misses a lot of time due to injuries.

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Kalli posted:

Mad the Jets did the smart thing.

Yes, but it'll somehow anger Qaron, so comedy will ensue because Jets

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Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

 Getting worried the Eagles are going to take Brock Bowers the more he falls lol

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Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

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SirPablo posted:

Rodgers will last until Week 2 this season

You're generous. Maybe the second possession.

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Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




 good pick for Jets


boooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
 Good pick, honestly he fell further than I expected

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

 TRADE DOWN BRONCOS

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3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Grittybeard posted:

Bo Nix is going somewhere tonight isn't he? Good lord.

With the Broncos first because they have no 2nd.

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Quiet Feet posted:

The Jerts

Jorts

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Bjork Bjowlob
Feb 23, 2006
yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning


 I like this pick better than Bowers for sure

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Paracausal
Sep 5, 2011

Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.
 Hope Olu likes ayahuasca

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wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
Bo Nix has to go to the Broncos because you can't start Zach Wilson.

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Canned Sunshine posted:

You're generous. Maybe the second possession.

Of the second preseason game

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solarjetman
Jan 27, 2001

Fun Shoe
Trade down or Bowers. If Nix goes to the Raiders, so be it

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Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


 tired: TEs that played basketball

wired: LTs that played basketball

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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3 DONG HORSE posted:

With the Broncos first because they have no 2nd.

:tipshat:

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Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

Kalli posted:

Who goes first? The TE or literally any defensive player?

probably gonna find out on Denvers pick. i'm saying defensive guy

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Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong

Kull the Conqueror posted:

Idgaf I want Denver to take Fashanu

:geno:

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Ghislaine of YOSPOS
Apr 19, 2020

 Broncos at least have a chance to get purportedly the best defender

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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003

Harlock posted:

My brain is broken and I still cannot get past the Penix pick unless he's getting traded
I'm struggling to think of a scenario where they'll get more value back than they could have with the #8 pick they just wasted on him. They basically just drove the car off the lot

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