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madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

One of Trumps legal advisors



lol “May-May Man”

e: here’s what Google gave me for “snipe tax”:

madmatt112 fucked around with this message at 01:05 on Apr 26, 2024

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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Both my nieces pretended they were cats for protracted periods on a regular basis until they were like 12. Every kid does this poo poo and if anyone thinks it's some "gender" thing or that it's the result of anything adults do or tell them they have never been (and should never be) around children

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

do these porn bots actually work? like i guess the fact they post means they work, but are the margins similar to email spam? are they targetting people so stupid, horny, and stupid that they follow and give the scammer their PII for something thats found on the internet for free?

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



You might only get 1 in 10000000 viewers to click on your porn bot post, but if it costs you less than 1/10000000 of the payoff for the one that does, you’re in the black

And posting is free8bux

WaywardWoodwose
May 19, 2008

The woods are lovely, dark, and deep,
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

One of Trumps legal advisors



All kids get access to the litter box, because you need somewhere to pee while waiting for a random shooter to tire himself out, and a bucket could get knocked over....

TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

All Hail Big Hairy Mike


Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

:2bong:

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

PhazonLink posted:

do these porn bots actually work? like i guess the fact they post means they work, but are the margins similar to email spam? are they targetting people so stupid, horny, and stupid that they follow and give the scammer their PII for something thats found on the internet for free?

i actually have that question too. who does this poo poo work on. you can just google anything you like legal wise with the right words. maybe teens and morons?

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

LOL

Renreeja
Oct 11, 2007


rips from the DONNNNNGHH

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Dapper_Swindler posted:

i actually have that question too. who does this poo poo work on. you can just google anything you like legal wise with the right words. maybe teens and morons?

Never underestimate how dumb a man can become when horney

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Case in point: Nooner’s child

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Toxic Mental posted:

Case in point: Nooner’s child

Lol :captainpop:

SAY YOHO
Oct 5, 2021
Once I was so horny I voted for trump. Boy was my face red.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

madmatt112 posted:

Yo, what does Bush need an office for? Doesn’t he just paint and hang out on the ranch in Texas? Also what the hell do you do that you share a building with loving Bush??

Sorry, the office building is right down the street from the office building I work in. His presidential office is at Harlan Crow's building Old Parkland which is just full of creepy hedge funds, private equity/family offices, conservative non-profits etc. And All presidents get offices paid for post Presidency from the GSA, Trump is charging the government for that lovely former bridal suite that he calls a presidential office.

Three Olives fucked around with this message at 02:13 on Apr 26, 2024

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

HOLY poo poo TRUMP DEAD. CNN REPORTING IT

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

smoobles posted:

HOLY poo poo TRUMP DEAD. CNN REPORTING IT
:toot:

:woop:

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Just caught up and lol @ the doomers who didn't pay attention to any of the SCOTUS arguments who legit think SCOTUS is going to grant immunity, effectively ending their existence

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

smoobles posted:

HOLY poo poo TRUMP DEAD. CNN REPORTING IT

it ain't true if drifting mouse doesn't post it

Shadowgate
May 6, 2007

Soiled Meat

smoobles posted:

HOLY poo poo TRUMP DEAD. CNN REPORTING IT

biznatchio
Mar 31, 2001


Buglord

smoobles posted:

HOLY poo poo TRUMP DEAD. CNN REPORTING IT

that's right, dead serious about posting on troof

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

smoobles posted:

HOLY poo poo TRUMP DEAD. CNN REPORTING IT

Chintu you son of a b

OPAONI
Jul 23, 2021

smoobles posted:

HOLY poo poo TRUMP DEAD. CNN REPORTING IT

aw way to get my hopes up.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

dee eight posted:

it ain't true if drifting mouse doesn't post it

Just imagine how many reregs he would spin up for that. His credit card would explode.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys
One day it will be true. One day we'll wake up to headlines of "trump found dead on toilet" or "trump found dead in toilet" or "trump found dead under toilet" or something.

Busters
Jan 24, 2014


Unfortunately, when Trump does pass, he will lay in state with full honors and have the option to be buried in Arlington

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

smoobles posted:

HOLY poo poo TRUMP DEAD. CNN REPORTING IT

They sentenced him to death and carried out the sentence....

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

Busters posted:

Unfortunately, when Trump does pass, he will lay in state with full honors and have the option to be buried in Arlington

who gives a gently caress as long as the dead part is true

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Busters posted:

Unfortunately, when Trump does pass, he will lay in state with full honors and have the option to be buried in Arlington

They will be forced to Leninize his corpse while SCOTUS rules on this

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

Never Stop Posting

Busters posted:

Unfortunately, when Trump does pass, he will lay in state with full honors and have the option to be buried in Arlington

Gonna go boo a funeral.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.


Bold defense of "I did the crime at the direction of Trump and I'm not sorry about it at all."

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


your honor I did the crime with the understanding that I would be pardoned for it later

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Three Olives posted:

Sorry, the office building is right down the street from the office building I work in. His presidential office is at Harlan Crow's building Old Parkland which is just full of creepy hedge funds, private equity/family offices, conservative non-profits etc. And All presidents get offices paid for post Presidency from the GSA, Trump is charging the government for that lovely former bridal suite that he calls a presidential office.

nefew you had my interest real piqued until you corrected
“my office is next to George W Bush’s”
To
“I work in an office building down the street from another building that contains his office”

you disappoint me.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Busters posted:

Unfortunately, when Trump does pass, he will lay in state with full honors and have the option to be buried in Arlington

You hate to see Arlington become the world’s most popular outdoor pissoir, but what you gonna do?

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

FuturePastNow posted:

your honor I did the crime with the understanding that I would be pardoned for it later

many, many such cases these last few years

dervival
Apr 23, 2014

smoobles posted:

Donald Trump has died.

smoobles posted:

Donald Trump has died. It's all over the news. What happens now??

smoobles posted:

HOLY poo poo TRUMP DEAD. CNN REPORTING IT

hmm...

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

he's gotta be right eventually

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

I should clarify I am not a trusted news source

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless
Even if the National Enquirer did avoid running Bad For Trump stories out of their own financial interest, it seems like giving them money to do that as part of an election interference scheme would still be illegal.

Like, if I hire a hitman to kill someone, I'm gonna get in trouble even if he later testifies "yeah, I hated that guy and would have killed him anyway". At least I would think so.

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
what if trumb ded and no one reported it cause gently caress that orange bloater.

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