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Beeftweeter posted:
The cybertruck is well on its way to becoming the ultimate off-road experience
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 16:22 |
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# ? May 19, 2024 16:23 |
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more like off-mortal-coil experience
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 16:25 |
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:someone do an animorphs cover of Elon getting fatter and turning into a cybertruck tia
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 16:33 |
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Sagebrush posted:"they told me to come back immediately...they fixed it...they did a temp fix on my accelerator pedal. the problem was it was sliding up, so the rivet isn't where it should be -- the pedal's too high. so they knocked it down, they punched a hole in it, another hole, there is the original hole in the bottom, they're going to order me a new part and fix it. whatever. i'm just happy they did right by me."
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 16:34 |
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lmao
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 16:49 |
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as I’ve said. the only way we’re allowed to “fight climate change” is massively subsidize his lovely companies and idiotic boondoggles like self driving. anything else is judeo-bolshevism Juul-Whip fucked around with this message at 16:52 on Apr 26, 2024 |
# ? Apr 26, 2024 16:49 |
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Silver Alicorn posted:don’t worry. it can tell the difference between a real finger and a vegetable im going to paint my finger green so the cybertruck thinks its a cucumber get my finger snapped off sue tesla
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 16:53 |
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Beeftweeter posted:like at least 80% of the pedal jobs we've seen itt have been like that. idk if that's just because we're seeing particularly shoddy work due to the thread's nature or if the majority of them are being done wrong, but my money would be on the latter Probably never? The Model 3 has beat the Ford Pinto for killing people in inescapable fires, but nobody seems to give a gently caress.
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 16:55 |
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gschmidl posted:A while ago I'd have said "until it kills someone rich and/or famous" but a Tesla killed a billionaire and nothing happened (of course, Teslas should continue to do that). Her family responded with "still love the car tho" lol
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 17:01 |
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gschmidl posted:A while ago I'd have said "until it kills someone rich and/or famous" but a Tesla killed a billionaire and nothing happened (of course, Teslas should continue to do that). Kills the former transportation secretary's sister even. Husband still loves the car.
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 17:02 |
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Lead out in cuffs posted:Probably never? The Model 3 has beat the Ford Pinto for killing people in inescapable fires, but nobody seems to give a gently caress. with cybertruck, the driver is the ultimate tool
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 17:09 |
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FAUXTON posted:
Cybertruck owners definitely need that 1.5" ruler, too.
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 17:25 |
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gschmidl posted:Cybertruck owners definitely need that 1.5" ruler, too. they're in a cybertruck, that's measurement enough
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 17:37 |
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FAUXTON posted:they're in a cybertruck, that's measurement enough It's for meet-ups.
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 17:40 |
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my favorite part of that video is him getting owned by drive through workers not once, but twice. and they were both right! It is not really bulletproof. It just stops .45 and subsonic 9mm, which no one actually uses!
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 17:40 |
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no Tommy gun will ever kill me in this!
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 17:47 |
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marked as safe from violin case carrying 1920s gangsters
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 17:49 |
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definitely a good idea to destroy your car key by using it as a screwdriver.
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 17:50 |
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it also offers protection from Soros funded Antifa hitsquads using 9mm subguns with silencers (the only use case for subsonic 9mm, which is both more expensive and less powerful than regular 9mm).
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 17:58 |
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also fash fourier transform
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 17:58 |
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:fash fourier transform
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 18:11 |
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:fash fourier transform
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 18:19 |
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Trillhouse posted:it also offers protection from Soros funded Antifa hitsquads using 9mm subguns with silencers (the only use case for subsonic 9mm, which is both more expensive and less powerful than regular 9mm). Silenced (((Uzi))) 9mm
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 18:33 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 18:41 |
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lol @ another little detail in that cybertruck guy video: his tailgate got stuck down, and the rear camera is in the tailgate, so it became useless because it was just pointing at the ground. "i had to use that rear view mirror" he says. good thing it has such good sightlines!!!!!
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 18:42 |
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Megabound posted:New Lovecraftian horror just dropped i'm gonna take a deep look in the mirror after seeing this
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 18:49 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 18:50 |
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:also i admire the restraint in avoiding "boer-ier"
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 18:52 |
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jesus christ, i look like elon musk. something needs to change
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 18:52 |
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goblin week posted:jesus christ, i look like elon musk. something needs to change turn your monitor on
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 18:53 |
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goblin week posted:jesus christ, i look like elon musk /
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 18:54 |
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Plank Walker posted:i admire the restraint in avoiding "boer-ier" ty I thought about it but it didn't scan as well imo
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 19:18 |
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Many years later... https://www.theverge.com/2024/4/26/24141361/tesla-autopilot-fsd-nhtsa-investigation-report-crash-death
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 19:21 |
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It's assisting the driver.
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 19:24 |
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Sagebrush posted:lol @ another little detail in that cybertruck guy video: his tailgate got stuck down, and the rear camera is in the tailgate, so it became useless because it was just pointing at the ground. This is mind-blowing considering hauling stuff with the tailgate down is a standard truck use case.
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 19:27 |
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TerminalRaptor posted:This is mind-blowing considering hauling stuff with the tailgate down is a standard truck use case. I thought it was well accepted fact that nobody is ever going to haul anything with the cybertruck unless they're making youtube/tiktok content
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 19:30 |
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fins posted:from the osha thread I've always wanted to see someone do that with something more realistically finger-ish... like say a chicken wing. I honestly think it probably has enough force to break bones and maybe even sever flesh.
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 19:43 |
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TerminalRaptor posted:This is mind-blowing considering hauling stuff with the tailgate down is a standard truck use case. especially when the truck bed is only 4' long or whatever the cybertruck's is
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 19:59 |
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gschmidl posted:Many years later... whoever could have foreseen this? no one, probably. certainly not any of the regular posters in this shitposting thread between the years 2018 and 2024. it was not so incredibly obvious that the kind of schlub who racks up a post count itt could have called it six loving years ago.
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 20:46 |
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# ? May 19, 2024 16:23 |
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Trillhouse posted:it also offers protection from Soros funded Antifa hitsquads using 9mm subguns with silencers (the only use case for subsonic 9mm, which is both more expensive and less powerful than regular 9mm).
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 20:48 |