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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
no jail time
elected president from a jail cell
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DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Ben Nerevarine posted:

giving pets as gifts is some psycho poo poo

we did a White Elephant gift exchange one year and a friend of mine brought a goldfish in a bag. my sister in law lost her goddamn mind. she still talks about it.

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Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

UFOTacoMan posted:

I'm ride'n with biden

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
joe biden clambers off the sybian and the thing is just covered in dust

gregday
May 23, 2003

Good Citizen posted:

https://x.com/discussingfilm/status/1783838550959759518?s=46

lmao libs gonna cream they’re pants in the theater

https://twitter.com/meganamram/status/1087143660389466112?lang=en

El Palo Mota
Aug 5, 2009

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

Good Citizen posted:

https://x.com/discussingfilm/status/1783838550959759518?s=46

lmao libs gonna cream they’re pants in the theater

whos gonna play ashli

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

Buddykins posted:

whos gonna play ashli

Sean Bean

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Buddykins posted:

whos gonna play ashli

sydney sweeney

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
the truth social network

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.
I hope he reboots The Newsroom and just gets more brain damaged.

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
mike pence will be played by dame judy dench in drag

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
*man tazing his balls to trent reznor soundtrack*

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

confused wandering grandma: Oscar winning actress Margo Martindale

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Fuckt Tupp posted:

*man tazing his balls to trent reznor soundtrack*

*zach snyder slow motion scene of him falling to ground while "Hurt" plays in background*

f#a#
Sep 6, 2004

I can't promise it will live up to the hype, but I tried my best.

Fuckt Tupp posted:

*man tazing his balls to trent reznor soundtrack*

tetsuo the bullet man already exists my friend!

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

Fuckt Tupp posted:

*man tazing his balls to trent reznor soundtrack*

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
Will you taze the balls that pee goo?
Will you stay down on your knees?

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Fuckt Tupp posted:

*man tazing his balls to trent reznor soundtrack*

El Palo Mota
Aug 5, 2009
https://x.com/eorden/status/1783904422608650284

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

aaron sorkin Jan 6th movie has the potential to be one of the worst films ever conceived, or the greatest.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
David Pecker and Ed Balls buddy cop movie: Pecker and Balls

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

ram dass in hell posted:

That's why you're dad ?????? What the fucn howard

as his metaphorical children, we should all be very concerned, this is a threat

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Pecker Flashed, Trump Unimpressed

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

honey hurry up and get ready The Peckers are expecting us for dinner

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

paranoid randroid posted:

David Pecker and Ed Balls buddy cop movie: Pecker and Balls

Pecks vs. Sever

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

lmao

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

I love my posting pals!

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Ben Nerevarine posted:

Pecker Flashed, Trump Unimpressed

Lol

Tom Tucker
Jul 19, 2003

I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

quote:

In the excerpt, Noem writes she attempted to tame the dog, who she said behaved “like a trained assassin,” with an electronic collar, but ultimately made the decision to put her down by shooting her in a gravel pit after an incident in which the dog attacked a local family’s chickens and bit her.

Good example of a very normal person putting their best foot forward in a book who should definitely be a Governor

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

what the gently caress

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
https://x.com/ppollingnumbers/status/1783856812053127239?s=46

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

Buddykins posted:

what the gently caress

*smooch*

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011


god i cant loving wait

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...
the idea trump would skip a debate vs. biden in his current position is laughable

THE DEBATES ARE ON!!

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

Tom Tucker posted:

Good example of a very normal person putting their best foot forward in a book who should definitely be a Governor

That was the instigating incident? That was what made you Ol' Yeller her?!

God drat, I thought the dog mauled a kid or something. Could she think of no recourse other than death?

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016



Why is a US district judge doing polling

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015

You must pay the price for this post.

I see this poo poo and electricity shoots up my spine into my extremities and welcome to the jungle starts playing so loud in my head that I go temporarily insane

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Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

any poll that doesn't include either RFK Jr. or "other" at this point is a joke

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