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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > New Japan 2024 - Respect the office of Presidency and its holder
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SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

 Jake Lee looks so loving stupid, look how they massacred my boy :negative:

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 Jake Lee looks like such a loving dork :laugh:

* # ? Apr 27, 2024 11:54
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Burn Down Canberra
Oct 27, 2005

GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

:cry: :cry: :cry:
Stardoms finished and time for good looking war dogs

* # ? Apr 27, 2024 11:55
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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 Hiroshima loves Tetsuya Naito, and they're right to do so!

Oh my God every time they cut to Jake Lee :lol:

SLYLY! :pusheen:

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SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

 Slyly was the mystery partner!?!

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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SG Bamboo posted:

Slyly was the mystery partner!?!

Slyly is going to gently caress GABE KIDD UP!

Edit: Please God, let it be Eddie Kingston in the Slyly costume.

* # ? Apr 27, 2024 12:01
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SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

 Look and sheer amount of talent in the ring and also BUSHI

* # ? Apr 27, 2024 12:05
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Burn Down Canberra
Oct 27, 2005

GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

:cry: :cry: :cry:
Gabe kidd would absolutely hate Jake Lee lol

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Burn Down Canberra posted:

Gabe kidd would absolutely hate Jake Lee lol

I have to keep reminding myself he's on the War Dogs team, I was continually waiting for them to lay a beatdown on him haha

* # ? Apr 27, 2024 12:09
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SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

 Gabe figured out the secret to getting out of the full nelson but with the more powerful legs, just start putting the boots to Naito

* # ? Apr 27, 2024 12:16
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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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 Gabe Kidd... a.... mad man!?! :ohdear:

* # ? Apr 27, 2024 12:17
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SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

 Shingo you dumbass

* # ? Apr 27, 2024 12:20
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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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 drat, BUSHI!

* # ? Apr 27, 2024 12:22
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SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

 Bushirolllllllllled

* # ? Apr 27, 2024 12:22
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SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

Jerusalem posted:

drat, BUSHI!

but for the other reason

* # ? Apr 27, 2024 12:23
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SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

 Sunset flip through the middle rope is a high IQ play

* # ? Apr 27, 2024 12:28
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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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SG Bamboo posted:

Sunset flip through the middle rope is a high IQ play

Wish it had worked!

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 YES! Hell yeah, Hiromu!

* # ? Apr 27, 2024 12:30
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SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

 That one guy in the crowd taunting Finlay with the LIJ towel :laffo:

* # ? Apr 27, 2024 12:30
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Burn Down Canberra
Oct 27, 2005

GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

:cry: :cry: :cry:

SG Bamboo posted:

That one guy in the crowd taunting Finlay with the LIJ towel :laffo:

That was extremely funny.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 Man, these last two matches were a blast.

* # ? Apr 27, 2024 12:34
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SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

 boooooooo

That match was great

* # ? Apr 27, 2024 12:34
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SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

 Give Bushi the go home promo, he's the real reason they won

* # ? Apr 27, 2024 12:36
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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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 Our long national nightmare is over, Slyly's back!

* # ? Apr 27, 2024 12:37
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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 Slyly needs to take ring entrance tips from that giant panda in DDT!

* # ? Apr 27, 2024 12:38
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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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 Holy poo poo Slyly :lol:

Even Naito looked impressed!

* # ? Apr 27, 2024 12:41
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SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

 Slyly needs to fight the United Empire mascot from a couple of years back

* # ? Apr 27, 2024 12:42
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SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

 the fistbump :lol:

* # ? Apr 27, 2024 12:43
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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Wrestling is art :love:

* # ? Apr 27, 2024 12:44
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apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

Cry 'Mayhem!' and let slip the dogs of Wardlow.
Is Akira's chest ever gonna look "normal"?

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Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.
Fun show!

GoK needs to wear a Terry Funk-inspired "YUYA SUCKS LEMONS" t-shirt.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

forkboy84 posted:

New Japan Wrestling Satsuma no Kuni
Nishihara Shokai Arena, Kagoshima
Katsuya Murashima vs Shoma Kato
Hiroshi Tanahashi, Oleg Boltin, Tiger Mask & Togi Makabe vs Just 5 Guys (SANADA, Taichi, TAKA Michinoku & Yuya Uemura)
TMDK (Kosei Fujita, Mikey Nicholls, Shane Haste & Zack Sabre Jr) vs United Empire (Callum Newman, Francesco Akira, Great O-Khan & Jeff Cobb)
GoD (El Phantasmo, Hikuleo & Jado), El Desperado & Shota Umino vs House of Torture (Dick Togo, EVIL, Ren Narita, Yoshinobu Kanemaru & Yujiro)
BC After Thoughts (Chase Owens, KENTA & Taiji Ishimori) vs Hirooki Goto, Ryusuke Taguchi & YOSHI-HASHI
BC War Dogs (David Finlay, Gabe Kidd & Gedo) vs Los Ingobernables de Japon (Shingo Takagi, Tetsuya Naito & Yota Tsuji)
IWGP Junior Heavyweight Tag Team Titles: BC War Dogs (Clark Connors & Drilla Moloney)(c) vs Los Ingobernables de Japon (BUSHI & Hiromu Takahashi)
IWGP Junior Heavyweight Title: SHO(c) vs DOUKI
Live on NJPW World

Wrassling's on!

Edit: Ahem. Go ACE!

Jerusalem fucked around with this message at 09:17 on Apr 29, 2024

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 Nobody else is watching, but Uemura getting cocky and openly taunting Makabe and Tanahashi rules and I like it a lot.

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Burn Down Canberra
Oct 27, 2005

GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

:cry: :cry: :cry:
I was late home from work

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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Burn Down Canberra posted:

I was late home from work

You're here now, let's :hfive: like Uemura is doing with all the fans. Remember how checked out he looked for awhile? It's so cool seeing him happy and having a good time :)

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Burn Down Canberra
Oct 27, 2005

GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

:cry: :cry: :cry:

Jerusalem posted:

You're here now, let's :hfive: like Uemura is doing with all the fans. Remember how checked out he looked for awhile? It's so cool seeing him happy and having a good time :)

Lots of kids in the crowd today

But yeah yuya looks more confident ite good

* # ? Apr 29, 2024 09:37
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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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 He didn't finish the job, but Cobb lifting both Haste and Nicholls up off their feet with one arm each was crazy.

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Burn Down Canberra
Oct 27, 2005

GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

:cry: :cry: :cry:
The sister promotion had a 19 year old win their elimination tournament and that was cool

So fujita for bosj

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

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 Despy's half-hearted little hand signal :lol:

Burn Down Canberra posted:

So fujita for bosj

You make a solid argument!

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Burn Down Canberra
Oct 27, 2005

GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

:cry: :cry: :cry:
Despe just knocked togo off the top rope lol

* # ? Apr 29, 2024 10:09
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