|
Are you guys reading about this? Lots of stories coming out of Shanghai about some new super infectious virus. Of course the Q Channels are down playing it, can't trust them. I had and lost a radio contact outside Shanghai and he said "RUN". I think, my Chinese is not the best...
|
![]() |
|
![]()
|
# ? May 25, 2024 00:09 |
|
sounds dumb, op
|
![]() |
|
check your nuts dude i think they may be a bit crooked
|
![]() |
|
zombie.. ninjas!! ![]() ![]() ![]()
|
![]() |
|
Do we have to come up with some kind of euphemism for them or are we allowed to say zombies?
|
![]() |
|
z*mbies
|
![]() |
|
The Management posted:Do we have to come up with some kind of euphemism for them or are we allowed to say zombies? Since in this world, like all worlds with Zombies, we cannot know or understand the concept of zombies beforehand. So we shall call them "The Biteys"
|
![]() |
|
I’m stocked up on hydroxychloroquine so imma ride this plandemic out
|
![]() |
|
just call them what they are, ZOMBIE HORDES (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
|
![]() |
|
I propose a strategy wherein we take out the zombies before they horde. A preemptive strike.
|
![]() |
|
If you own an EV and a solar panel for at-home charging, you're going to be very popular soon. Gas is already averaging $2.75/L across Canada, and that's with regular supply rates.
|
![]() |
|
I can propose that since I sit way up here on Zombie Proof Mountain
|
![]() |
|
![]()
|
![]() |
|
I've been arranging fallen trees for years, to lead any horde off target
|
![]() |
|
I got my brain replaced with an iPhone so I'm immune to the biteys.
|
![]() |
|
lol these news stories about "the biteys" in Asia. Not my problem!
|
![]() |
|
R.L. Stine posted:zombie.. ninjas!! lmao nice! Imagine if they had like, ok hear me out bacon xD Pretty epic if you ask me haha and waffles (lol just me being a bit random)
|
![]() |
|
Zombie: BRAAAIIINNNSSS! Office Co-worker: Sounds like someone has a case of 'The Biteys!'
|
![]() |
|
I'm sure it's fine, it's not like one or two of them would find a way to hitch a plane or boat to western civilization. This continent is gonna stay free of undead, mark my words.
|
![]() |
|
Have you guys been feeling itchier lately?
|
![]() |
|
Huh, the Shenzhen Tigers game got postponed tonight.
|
![]() |
|
as the owner of a crematorium, my "Just To Be Sure" Sale is raking in the lucre ![]()
|
![]() |
|
I’ve been hoarding these guns to fight against the government and any impending race wars, so I’m feeling a little conflicted about whether I should use them here Just kidding, let’s loving shoot everything that moves
|
![]() |
|
I've been laying logs in certain directions for years, in anticipation of whatever pathetic local horde might march up here.....
|
![]() |
|
Whole lotta peppers feeling validated for stockpiling all that ammo but also secretly disappointed it's for actual zombies and not .... you know
|
![]() |
|
Coupled with my remote, mountain location, I offer up my land as LAST STANDVILLE if you can drag your sorry rear end up here through the turmoil of the "Changeover"
|
![]() |
|
redshirt posted:Coupled with my remote, mountain location, I offer up my land as LAST STANDVILLE if you can drag your sorry rear end up here through the turmoil of the "Changeover" I'm happy to contribute to this new society I'll set up the website
|
![]() |
|
Lucky Guy posted:I'm happy to contribute to this new society So you're a Coder?
|
![]() |
|
Here I am official contributing editor to the LAST STANDVILLE official wiki
|
![]() |
|
What the gently caress is a “zom bee”
|
![]() |
|
Literally Kermit posted:What the gently caress is a “zom bee” We call them "Biteys"
|
![]() |
|
redshirt posted:We call them "Biteys" Even that big one?
|
![]() |
|
Literally Kermit posted:Here I am official contributing editor to the LAST STANDVILLE official wiki I'd like to submit my piece on shamblers vs sprinters, the great "How fast do I need to be able to reload" debate.
|
![]() |
|
Literally Kermit posted:Even that big one? He's called "Lord Chompington"
|
![]() |
|
Literally Kermit posted:Even that big one? The big one is no threat, we call him "Big Zed"
|
![]() |
|
Literally Kermit posted:What the gently caress is a “zom bee” they're what's helped me make fat stacks by investing in a company that makes heavy-duty locking coffins and caskets they can't horde up if they can't break out of their welded-shut can ![]()
|
![]() |
|
Phew we all just survived the last tussle with the biteys, now everyone in my ragtag found family is walking away and I am briefly alone and I'm going life my shirt and have a look at the massive bite mark I have (From the biteys) "Jestery you ok?!" I hear from the other room I quickly come to my senses and sheepishly neaten my clothes and hide my bite mark I scamper towards the group with a knowing gait,
|
![]() |
|
Jestery man you don’t look so good Don’t turn on your monitor
|
![]() |
|
gently caress, maybe it's airborne??
|
![]() |
|
![]()
|
# ? May 25, 2024 00:09 |
|
Are you sure your ham radio pal didn't just get a girlfriend and then the following day threw all of his equipment into the sea? Anyways I'm not worried about the zombies. I'm not vaccinated ![]()
|
![]() |